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Ummm… Number 1, uno, one, the first
Thank you, captain obvious.
You’re welcome Lieutenant Sarcastic.
You are now boarding the train to Retard-Ville.
Reporting for duty, General Insulting Military Name.
Wait, is that only when it snows?
That means there is invicible snow around here…
Did you get taught by invisible teachers?
The word is ‘taughted’.
…it definitely isn’t. It’s taught.
You misspelled ‘teached.’
It’s tawtid. Well, at least in lolcats.
umm 1. this is not a graph … so graph fail … 2. this has already been no the site … so repetition fail.
I would consider it a diagram. I consider diagrams a form of graph.
But that’s just me. *shrugs*
I’d call it a chart.
I’d call it hard to read with all the dark colors.
I’d agree.
Worst damned colours ever. Had to crank the snot out of the gamma to read it.
And they forgot the douchebag who deliberately parks across two spaces, to protect his precious douchemobile. (Which reminds me of http://xkcd.com/562 ;D)
Wow, I didn’t realize tweens were old enough to drive.
They can’t, proving the mall employee actually has no clue.
tweens are between what ages? 10 to 14or something right? because i know a 14 year old who just needs a licence. but he has only driven in kind of empty parking lots that I know of.
or maybe he was 15 I cant remember.
Let us all remember that being allowed to drive and actually driving are not the same. A tween driving is not unheard of.
tweens = between a single digit age and being a teenager. A.K.A., 10 to 12 year olds.
How many 12 year olds do you know that drive on any sort of regular basis?
At least four.
That’s probably true.
Actually, I’d have to say that the tweens would think that it was okay to drive illegally and park like an idiot according to the diagram, justifying the term’s presence.
tweens = being somewhere in their TWENties.
derived from the word teens, you know…
No. Those are twenty-somethings. Tweens are in be…tween… childhood and adolescence.
-900 points for a failed attempt at being in the know.
tween stands for in-beTWEEN, in-between childhood and teen-hood* not teen or TWENties
*is teen-hood a word, or does it just assume it is with the dash?
ow my brain
Must work at the same mall that I do.
What does this have to do with snow?
Here’s a hint:
THE PARKING LINES ARE PAINTED ON THE GROUND.
HINT: SNOW COVERS UP LINES.
Who the hell are you? I’m talking to Typhoid. Buzz off, you insignificant pest.
This graph could pretty much apply to any parking scenario except it does not show my particular pet peeve “Fu*kwit who has an expensive car and assumes all other drivers are a$$holes who can’t park so deliberately park over two spaces” I have a teeny tiny car so sometimes I just park right next to them so they can’t get in their cars.
If you had a nice car you would actually care about it. However, you drive a ford focus, don’t you?
A Ford Focus is a fine car, don’t let the kid bother you, Flick.
Actually I have a 10 year old Suzuki Alto that isn’t even 1000cc engine. But I care about it jut as much as anyone else. I wouldn’t be able to work if I didn’t have it.
And my father has a top of the range Lexus that has never been damaged whilst on a car park.
One day I will escalate from parking right up against their cars to dragging my keys down the side of them.
If i had a nice car I wouldn’t take it to car parks, I would buy a second cheap car. Then you don’t have the issue of parking tickets costing less than repairing a dent.
Then why have the first car anyway?
Cruising for chicks and never stopping.
I voted this on a 2, and it’s because it’s black type on dark colors. The contrast – or lack thereof – makes it exceedingly hard to read.
color choise fail :p
agreed
It’s too far, not to far.
WIN! + 1 Internets for you!
Had to put my face to the computer screen to read the blue one…
Those tween drivers really are annoying.
Ahh how I remember when I got my license at 10 years old.
This is what bull bars are for.
You, the mall employee, who can’t spell?
+1 THANK YOU for this comment
Its sad that you cant park straight even in your own graph. Hypocrisy fail.
This graph is illogical. If the parking lot is covered with snow then not even the employee can know where the lines are. Everyone but the wagon and the in a hurry car made a reasonable attempt to park where the lines might be. There was one time when it was snowy and I worked all day. As the day went on the snow melted and I got a note from someone like the graph maker cussing me out on my parking, because in the morrning everyone was about 3 feet off from the lines we coundn’t see. If I parked in the lines I would have been in a driving lane at the time. Plus, as an employee I was way back in the lot, so my being in 2 spots once we could see lines didn’t hurt them in finding a spot. So, this graphmaker must also be a jerk taking a prime spot away from the customers.
Literacy failure
What exactly do you have a clue about? It’s certainly not usage of the word(s) to and too….and why is a mall employee parking in the shopper area? Anytime I’ve worked retail we needed to park farther away as a courtesy to the paying customer.
Tweens aren’t old enough to drive >.>
Tweens can’t drive.
I’d say overall this graph is full of fail.
I can’t read anything
Excuse me, but I can`t read a black letters on that dark background.
It soooo dark.
Same here.
Damnit, man. Use brighter colors.
You can park but you haven’t mastered contrast.
You can sort of park (still not completely straight) BUT you work at the mall…I’d rather not be able to park and be ANYBODY ELSE in that graph, just as long as it meant that I didn’t have to work at the mall.
Wow. Spelling, bg color, word wrapping FAIL.
Are you asking us to acknowledge your intelligence/ability above the general public because you work at the mall?
You forgot about the people who park horizontally behind already parked cars, blocking them in, because they are too lazy to drive around the parking lot looking for an open spot and assume there are none.
A “tween” is a hobbit between the ages of 20 and 30.
Which makes them about 10-12 in human years
Real-world versus fictional-universe fail.
oh and when it snows….
YOU CANT SEE THE FREAKING LINES!
FAIL
I want a second opinion on the mall employee’s parking technique
If you learn the difference between “to” and “too”, you won’t be stuck working in the mall.
Is that a guarantee? Are you an employer outside the mall environment?
^Mall employee^
Actually, no. I’m a merchandiser for an international brand, and I haven’t been to the mall in over a year. I just hate broad generalizations like the one above.
^merchandiser = stock girl trying to sound official^
I’m pretty official. I’ve got the company car, cell phone, and credit card to prove it.
Tweens? Where the hell are the laws where you live?
I acknowledge the fail.
the funniest part about this is the guy whos not a teen or a tween, yet still works at the mall
You guys are lucky anyway. I live in a country where nobody f**ing cares about lines in the parking lot.
Anyone know what dark blue block says?
my only thought is, what’s a mall employee doing parking anywhere near an entrance(and, thus, anywhere near cars driven by non employees)
This.
Where I live they park like this snow or shine. That’s why I have a glove box gull of “You Park LIke An Asshole” tickets and a valve stem remover and a .45.
Am i the only one who could read it just fine? Either way, i think the font was worse than thr colors. still ok to read thoo
Theres a reason snow plows exist…