Comments on: Potential partner attributes

By: Maggie Parberry

Maggie Parberry — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 23:40:00 +0000

I think that “Just friends” should be replaced with gay.

By: Thalia

Thalia — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:48:26 +0000

Seriously. Agreed infinitely.

By: Thalia

Thalia — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:44:45 +0000

So, your girlfriend has a history of leaving her SO for someone else? Have fun with that.

By: Gamma

Gamma — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 15:50:42 +0000

I actually prefer homosexual women. As a woman, the women I date are almost exclusively homosexual- and attractive, single, and mentally stable! I guess it would fit in quite perfectly.

By: youngster

youngster — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:37:49 +0000

By: youngster

youngster — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:33:56 +0000

True, it could go in either just friends or unavailable easily, and I would count them in the stable portion.

By: youngster

youngster — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:31:20 +0000

So damn true.
elder win.

By: Clover Goldngreen

Clover Goldngreen — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 23:05:03 +0000

Not cool, man. One of my best friends is gay.

By: heidi

heidi — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:43:16 +0000

so overrated. mental stability=boredom
and how come there is not a sex section? everybody knows sex is the key to a good relationship

By: elder

elder — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:02:58 +0000

You must be joking! Women love douches, they fall for them when they’re young and once they turn 30 they think “damn, shoulda gone out with that nice guy I friend zoned”.

By: metaltothedeath

metaltothedeath — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 18:17:47 +0000

That’s under “insane”

By: InoxFY

InoxFY — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:40:04 +0000

that explains why you are single

By: s

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:51:11 +0000

heh. heheheh.. nice

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:13:05 +0000

Dear Charlotte,

You clearly do not understand how a venn diagram works. go back to second grade, and come back after you have made one.

Sincerely,

Logic

By: Wynona

Wynona — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:05:47 +0000

They weren’t born taken…women just don’t like douches

By: haha true

haha true — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:21:59 +0000

this is so funny. I am attractive and single and I have to take psych meds – hahahaha

By: M

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 03:56:48 +0000

…This is a Venn diagram, not a pie chart.
Otherwise, yeah.

By: Brayler

Brayler — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:43:31 +0000

Hey this is evidence God exists. He is mocking me publicly via graph humor instead of by circumstance alone. Hey God, you’re an asshole!

By: freshfruit

freshfruit — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 10:59:59 +0000

the middle should say “homosexual”.

By: Jazz

Jazz — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 07:33:57 +0000

I ralf’d.

By: nerdly_dood

nerdly_dood — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:47:12 +0000

Mental stability is overrated.

By: dirpy

dirpy — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:15:22 +0000

just friends = herpes

Possibly not a dealbreaker if you’re part of the 50% that have it by 30. Likely dealbreaker if you aren’t.

By: DrunkenDonuts

DrunkenDonuts — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:49:40 +0000

Wow some people REALLY don’t understand pie charts.

I, for one, find this absolutely hilarious. A friend of mine thought it was so true of me he thought I made it.

By: Thor

Thor — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:22:03 +0000

Why is this graph SOO true >.<

By: bondoo

bondoo — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:03:14 +0000

you have completely summarized my love life in graph form.

By: Varun

Varun — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:40:01 +0000

Aargh, the thing removed several words in between which I’d put in angular brackets. Let me repeat:

By the region “Ugly”, he obviously means the region “Stable INTERSECTION Single EXCLUDE Attractive”. Why can’t people stop being smartasses and try to find a way to interpret it that actually makes the joke work?

By: Varun

Varun — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:37:24 +0000

By the region “Ugly”, he obviously means the region “Stable Single Attractive”. Why can’t people stop being smartasses and try to find a way to interpret it that actually makes the joke work?

By: charlotte

charlotte — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:16:01 +0000

single and mentally stable do meet in the center, so there is also ugly in the center as a combination of these.

By: M-dub

M-dub — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:48:22 +0000

These comments kill me! “The graph isn’t valid because not all single attractive women are insane! The top overlapping section should read ‘single and attractive’ to be accurate!” /sarcasm

Attractive + Single = Insane
Attractive + Mental Stable = Unavailable
Mentally Stable + Single = Ugly
Attractive + Single + Mentally Stable = Just Friends

It’s not that hard people. Just enjoy it for what it is—It’s funny!

By: Megalodon

Megalodon — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:05:40 +0000

Where is the “asshole” category?

By: NoTurkeyForYou

NoTurkeyForYou — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:16:31 +0000

The outer parts are the main categories; the four inner parts are the logical combinations. They’re not intended to be categories in their own right. Therefore, the Unavailable, Insane, Ugly groups cannot logically meet in the middle.

By: NoTurkeyForYou

NoTurkeyForYou — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:14:24 +0000

You have the bright green category all to yourself.

By: NoTurkeyForYou

NoTurkeyForYou — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:13:43 +0000

No they don’t. The Ugly category is the combination of Single and Mentally Stable, but remains outside the Attractive category.

By: Johnny Action Finger

Johnny Action Finger — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:18:34 +0000

Its a good thing that the Unavailable, Insane, Ugly ones are “Just friends”.

When are people gonna get these graphs right? The center has to hold true for the outer parts as well as the inner parts, not just for the outer parts.

By: Ralf

Ralf — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:04:05 +0000

Women are just like parking spaces; frequently beneath my car.

By: yh

yh — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:22:26 +0000

I am single, but not attractive or mentally stable, what does it make me?

By: charlotte

charlotte — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:38:55 +0000

uh… ugly and attractive meet at the center???

By: NoTurkeyForYou

NoTurkeyForYou — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:39:34 +0000

As the creator of this graph, I’m not really sure how it’s invalid. But even if it is, as long as the joke is clear, what difference does it make if it’s not quite logically consistent or whatever?

By: Raymond

Raymond — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:15:12 +0000

Can I reiterate the fact that this is an invalid diagram? I know it’s an hilarious site, but half of what makes these really funny is that it’s clever people using a valid medium to be hilarious. Anyways, I only say this once every 30 bad graphs, so please don’t hate.

By: buh

buh — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:47:27 +0000

re: just friends.

“Ladder Theory”.

By: Evertide

Evertide — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:32:36 +0000

C’mooon, everyone knows crazy chicks/dudes are awesome.

By: argnator

argnator — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:56:26 +0000

Boyfriends are merely obstacles to be overcome.

By: Yeah

Yeah — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:49:41 +0000

Wait… where do I put the quarters again?

By: Zyrconix

Zyrconix — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:41:20 +0000

My GF wasn’t mentally stable, or single. I made it happen anyway.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:26:27 +0000

It’s opposite of attractive, just like all the other categories have opposites.

By: JustMe

JustMe — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:22:03 +0000

Think about it hun, you go out drinkin, oh hey that chic is gettin hotter as the night continues…you take her home and when you wake up in the morning…OH SNAP!!! She’s ugly as a dogs butt and you feel like you need to bathe in bleach. That’s why there’s an ugly category.

By: Murray

Murray — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:19:25 +0000

They forgot a gay intersection

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:18:45 +0000

Would you want to date someone you thought was ugly? It’s a “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” thing surely?

By: Kukki

Kukki — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:37:30 +0000

yes, but we are still less boring, mkay?!

By: Kukki

Kukki — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:36:50 +0000

good one.