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The ‘just friends’ zone could also be replaced by ‘not interested’. Both happen equally much.
And they’re equally as frustrating, aren’t they?
i’d say just friends is worse..
okay okay, nobody asked for your lifestory
Tough! Today you will learn that i have been ‘friend-zoned’ twice… this Week! ARARARARAGH1
Women are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
… and the ones that you have pay for.
good one.
Wait… where do I put the quarters again?
Women are just like parking spaces; frequently beneath my car.
I ralf’d.
heh. heheheh.. nice
They weren’t born taken…women just don’t like douches
You must be joking! Women love douches, they fall for them when they’re young and once they turn 30 they think “damn, shoulda gone out with that nice guy I friend zoned”.
So damn true.
elder win.
I would go with the insane ones… The others are quite boring actually.
I think with Insane the user means mentally unstable. It’s good if a girl knows how to have fun and isn’t embarassed easily, but it can get pretty damn annoying if a girl is truely unstable. Not saying unstable girls aren’t worth it at all but it makes a relationship a LOT more complicated in a negative way.
jeez, nobody asked for your lifestory either
yes, but we are still less boring, mkay?!
I dont understand why there is an Ugly category???
Would you want to date someone you thought was ugly? It’s a “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” thing surely?
Think about it hun, you go out drinkin, oh hey that chic is gettin hotter as the night continues…you take her home and when you wake up in the morning…OH SNAP!!! She’s ugly as a dogs butt and you feel like you need to bathe in bleach. That’s why there’s an ugly category.
It’s opposite of attractive, just like all the other categories have opposites.
They forgot a gay intersection
That’s under “insane”
Not cool, man. One of my best friends is gay.
True, it could go in either just friends or unavailable easily, and I would count them in the stable portion.
My GF wasn’t mentally stable, or single. I made it happen anyway.
Boyfriends are merely obstacles to be overcome.
So, your girlfriend has a history of leaving her SO for someone else? Have fun with that.
C’mooon, everyone knows crazy chicks/dudes are awesome.
re: just friends.
“Ladder Theory”.
just friends = herpes
Possibly not a dealbreaker if you’re part of the 50% that have it by 30. Likely dealbreaker if you aren’t.
Can I reiterate the fact that this is an invalid diagram? I know it’s an hilarious site, but half of what makes these really funny is that it’s clever people using a valid medium to be hilarious. Anyways, I only say this once every 30 bad graphs, so please don’t hate.
As the creator of this graph, I’m not really sure how it’s invalid. But even if it is, as long as the joke is clear, what difference does it make if it’s not quite logically consistent or whatever?
uh… ugly and attractive meet at the center???
No they don’t. The Ugly category is the combination of Single and Mentally Stable, but remains outside the Attractive category.
single and mentally stable do meet in the center, so there is also ugly in the center as a combination of these.
By the region “Ugly”, he obviously means the region “Stable Single Attractive”. Why can’t people stop being smartasses and try to find a way to interpret it that actually makes the joke work?
Aargh, the thing removed several words in between which I’d put in angular brackets. Let me repeat:
By the region “Ugly”, he obviously means the region “Stable INTERSECTION Single EXCLUDE Attractive”. Why can’t people stop being smartasses and try to find a way to interpret it that actually makes the joke work?
Dear Charlotte,
You clearly do not understand how a venn diagram works. go back to second grade, and come back after you have made one.
Sincerely,
Logic
like
I am single, but not attractive or mentally stable, what does it make me?
You have the bright green category all to yourself.
Its a good thing that the Unavailable, Insane, Ugly ones are “Just friends”.
When are people gonna get these graphs right? The center has to hold true for the outer parts as well as the inner parts, not just for the outer parts.
The outer parts are the main categories; the four inner parts are the logical combinations. They’re not intended to be categories in their own right. Therefore, the Unavailable, Insane, Ugly groups cannot logically meet in the middle.
These comments kill me! “The graph isn’t valid because not all single attractive women are insane! The top overlapping section should read ‘single and attractive’ to be accurate!” /sarcasm
Attractive + Single = Insane
Attractive + Mental Stable = Unavailable
Mentally Stable + Single = Ugly
Attractive + Single + Mentally Stable = Just Friends
It’s not that hard people. Just enjoy it for what it is—It’s funny!
Seriously. Agreed infinitely.
Where is the “asshole” category?
you have completely summarized my love life in graph form.
Why is this graph SOO true >.<
Wow some people REALLY don’t understand pie charts.
I, for one, find this absolutely hilarious. A friend of mine thought it was so true of me he thought I made it.
…This is a Venn diagram, not a pie chart.
Otherwise, yeah.
Mental stability is overrated.
so overrated. mental stability=boredom
and how come there is not a sex section? everybody knows sex is the key to a good relationship
the middle should say “homosexual”.
I actually prefer homosexual women. As a woman, the women I date are almost exclusively homosexual- and attractive, single, and mentally stable! I guess it would fit in quite perfectly.
Hey this is evidence God exists. He is mocking me publicly via graph humor instead of by circumstance alone. Hey God, you’re an asshole!
this is so funny. I am attractive and single and I have to take psych meds – hahahaha
that explains why you are single
I think that “Just friends” should be replaced with gay.