Comments on: Teacher Paradox.

By: Heidi

Heidi — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:41:56 +0000

I’m a nice, smart teacher, and I don’t smell bad, thank you very much. One might also learn to spell “existent” and “doesn’t” when one publishes an insulting public chart.

By: randomguy

randomguy — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:02:17 +0000

actually, there are teachers who fit all three…they’re also hiding from the police.

By: UndefinedPersona

UndefinedPersona — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:32:25 +0000

Is this graph all that accurate? No.
Is it funny? Yes.
Do I have teachers that fit into at least one of these sections? Of course, everyone does.
Are nice, smart, hygienic teachers hard to come by? Yes, which is probably why the graph maker listed them as ‘Non-Existent’.
Overall: does the graph deserve the rating of 2 out of 5 that it has? No, and I’m sure most current middle and high school students would agree with me.

By: Lucia

Lucia — Sat, 22 May 2010 01:22:24 +0000

LIAR! I’ve had a teacher who is nice, smart, and smells good! >:(

By: Telandra

Telandra — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:54:14 +0000

Not true! I had an awesome teacher in highschool who not only was smart and nice but did not hate me and smelled good. He was also attractive, well dressed, and was a little bit OCD about keeping the chalkboards clean. His classes were always fun, too–but not in an “ooh, let’s play games” way, more in an interesting discussion way.

By: Doggeh

Doggeh — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:08:10 +0000

Great job, this perfectly depicts my time in highschool
The teacher union got hold of this and all of them coffee-breaths are whining here right now.

Ps: Not English for all of u lifeless folks waiting to correct any grammatical errors.

By: lisalei

lisalei — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:12:44 +0000

Jeez.. most of the teachers I had in secondary school, and those in uni are very intelligent, kind, inspiring people who have the tendency to teach me life-lessons on top of what they’re supposed to teach me.

By: Wakko

Wakko — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:12:43 +0000

I’ve actually had a teacher that was all 3

By: randomnerd

randomnerd — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:58:07 +0000

I don’t agree with the graph, but I have have had all three ‘exsistant’ pairings, and one guy who was sitting in the corner, completely off the graph. Maybe that’s why he felt the need to put the ‘non-exsistant’ group.

By: tylonfoxx

tylonfoxx — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:05:32 +0000

you’re probably not the only one who has seen something else.

I had a real asshole teacher with a mindset of the 17th century… his body odor and breath should be marked as a biohazard

By: StupidMan

StupidMan — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:11:42 +0000

Probably not a British kid who posted this, as instead of “Non-exist[e]nt”, he would probably have put “Paedophile”.

By: ilovemyteachers

ilovemyteachers — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 01:22:42 +0000

FALSE

By: Jbsnukit

Jbsnukit — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:10:48 +0000

My history teacher last year falls middle category of he isn’t real he was an illusion.

By: MrSeagull

MrSeagull — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:13:12 +0000

FFFUUUUU

Seriously! Learn the definition of a Paradox! Also, learn how to use a Venn diagram properly… HURG
I wish there was a button to vote things off the website, or at least move it over to failblog.

By: mojojo

mojojo — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:20:41 +0000

I don’t smell like s***.

By: Fritters

Fritters — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:25:31 +0000

I feel sorry for whoever put this together. The great majority of my teachers have been great, smart, and non-odoriferous people. Either the OP has some serious attitude problems or the world’s crappiest luck.

By: Ferdbags

Ferdbags — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:02:10 +0000

We know he could use a teacher, but apparently all of his teachers smell!

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:13:35 +0000

And… “existant” is French. He was going for “existent”… definitely needs a teacher.

By: Erik R.

Erik R. — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:39:16 +0000

The fact that “doesn’t” is misspelled is telling about how good the student was that posted this.

By: RJ

RJ — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:34:58 +0000

And, upon further review, I notice that all words in the graph are capitalized, even ‘A’, except the word ‘teacher’. Is this some clue to an inner feeling or an overt act? hmmm.

By: Super-Drew

Super-Drew — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:26:39 +0000

Jack looked out. For a moment, looking at the peaceful scene, he could believe he had escaped – the echoing footsteps told him otherwise.

By: Super-Drew

Super-Drew — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:25:48 +0000

My mom is a smart teacher that is nice to her students and has impeccable hygiene. According to this graph, my mom doesn’t exist.

Maybe the person that made this graph sucks at school (trust me, it shows) and hated all of their teachers.

By: JULIO LUGO!!!

JULIO LUGO!!! — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:25:14 +0000

FIRST!

By: jimbo

jimbo — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:24:33 +0000

i would think that the “non existant” section would actually just be shown by having the three circles not overlap…

By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:01:33 +0000

I’ve never had a smelly teacher??? And I did K-12 in a state with bad public schools.

By: clown

clown — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:47:46 +0000

or how about the word doesn’t.

By: Humm.

Humm. — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:43:23 +0000

Oh, and by the way, this guy could use a teacher, he misspelled existant.

By: Humm.

Humm. — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:41:44 +0000

Again, a misuse of the word paradox.

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:40:44 +0000

All I take from this is “I h8 my teahcers!” A nice, smart teacher must necessarily smell bad? WTF?

Ah, whatevs.

By: lawninja

lawninja — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:34:51 +0000

Same reason that a smart, nice teacher apparently doesn’t have good hygiene?

By: RJ

RJ — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:08:17 +0000

I am trying to figure out why a smart teacher with good hygeine hates you.