They bite, they shed, they bark, they smell. But they’re our pets, and we love ‘em! Pet-related graphs are very popular around these parts. Perhaps the experience of owning (read: feeding, walking, brushing, and cleaning up after) pets is simply one of those bonds that unite people everywhere, including here on GraphJam.
Where my cat decides to lay down
Graph by: surillo via Graph Jam Builder
Where my dogs craps on a walk without a bag
Graph by: lolanthony via Graph Jam Builder
When my cats bite my legs
Graph by: LoopyLayla66 via Graph Jam Builder
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Naturally a cat will choose to LIE down on your clothes; they love the Downy softness, and the smell of you. Plus, being contrary creatures (in an anthropomorphic way), as soon as you have something clean, they will fur it; as soon as you have something tidy, they will knock it down; as soon as you mop the floor, they’ll barf up a hairball. Is the joy of living with cats.
As soon as you change the sheets on your bed, they’ll put paw prints all over it.
*surveys be-paw-printed bed*
Sigh.
You are Grammar Nazi. Unless you are writing a book on grammar, no one really cares whether you use lie or lay
my dog does the same with my dad’s jeans
starlinguk.. also as soon as you change the sheets the cat will shed fur all over them
So your dog craps 190% of the time?
Oh and a single line can’t represent a range of % it’s always just one point in the range. If the line has a 10% range, what’s in between the lines?
thank you for this. I was confused. I thought that I had entered a different universe where the laws of physics as I understand them were not the same.
I would agree with you, except that that part of the graph says the chance of it happening. You can have a 50% chance of something happening one moment, then a 75% chance of the same thing happening at a different moment. That doesn’t mean that, in total, that thing happens 125% of the time. This is just the probability of something happening at different moments.
I haven’t taken any stats classes or anything (sophmore in HS) so if I’m wrong, please tell me.
Besides, dogs poo more than once.
Logic Nazi
Graphs depicting cats behaving like cats got old a LOOOONG time ago
Oldie but a goodie
Cats lay yesterday. Today they lie.
+900 points for being literate and correcting the post without making a mistake of your own. This is an all-too-underappreciated standard of literacy.
The lie-vs-lay mistakes seem to be on the rise recently….
Yeah, my cat’s curled up on my Snuggie right now. For some reason he likes it more than my fleece blanket sans sleeves. And I know what you mean about biting, he must think he’s an Amish father. IS THAT AN ANKLE I SEE?! *CHOMP*
LOL you own a Snuggie
YOU OWN SNUGGIE. KITTEH CONFINSCATE FUR UR OWN GOOD!!!>:P
Animals that bite you should be put down. Just take it behind the shed and shoot it.
YOU BE PUT DOWN!! YOU BE TAKE BEHIND SHED AND SHOT!!!!!!!! YOU EBIL HOOMIN!!!!!!!!!!
of course they bite your bare legs. Denim just doesn’t taste good.
Exactly. Flesh is nummy. Fabric, not so much. Mine doesn’t bite me unless we’re playing (and never more than a “I got you now!” nibble,) but he licks my face a lot… while I’m sleeping. Nothing like waking up to cat breath.
FYI, that top graph should be ‘lie down’, and not ‘lay down’.
I am 7 years old and I love cats for the fact that if I ever buy one,I will have to move to a new house every week,and the fact that they are worshipped by Egyptians.
f**k you , lol??