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First. Yes I’m a douchebag
It’s ok I love you.
Well admitting it is the first step…
Dang, i thought *I* was gonna be first. But I wasn’t gonna say it
Come on guys, enough with the Twilight. I’m not a fan either, and I’m certainly not a fan of Twilight Moms (they scare the bejeebies out of me) but could we make fun of something new? Or old? Come on, mix things up!
(to “Dude!!!”)
THANK YOU!
I mean really, the movie was awful acording to most, but one’s trash is almost always anothers treasure. The purpose of these sites is to be funny, not use the same insult over and over, and waaay past the time people either still think it’s funny or want to shove a knife through their monitors.
And being a fan of someone younger means just that, and not that you are a sex offender.
Yeah because 40 year old women being obsessed with a 18 year old guy isn’t creepy at all
Wouldn’t this be better as a Venn diagramme?
Yes – graph choice FAIL.
I was going to ask “are the Twilight characters not over 16, then?” (I wouldn’t know, I fell asleep 1 1/2 pages into the first book) when I realised you’re not “legal” until you’re 18 in the US.
Is that true? All that AND you have to wait until you’re 18 or 21 to even drink?! Nightmare!
It’s true, and I think the sadness of the Twilight moms is also extended because Taylor Lautner (spelling?) is still technically a minor, yet he has hordes of mom-type fans.
As a proud Boston and Massachusetts resident, I have admired the Kennedy clan for most of my live. I have learned about JFK, RFK, and the others. Through Joe Jennedy, RFK’s son, I have learned compassion for those who cannot afford home heating oil. The Jackie O, perseverance. From Ted and JFK Jr, always bring a life jacket. And from cousin Michael Kennedy Smith, and his exploits with the baby sitter, you’re “legal” at 16.
It depends on the state you’re in. The legal age ranges from 16 to 18 in various parts of the country.
Yeah, Bella is seventeen years old. You didn’t miss much. She looks across the lunch room and sees the Cullens and thinks ‘they’re so beautiful, they’re like gods. And Edward is the most handsome of them all’ and Edward sees her looking and gives her a really nasty drop-dead look. Then when she sits next to him in class, he acts likes she’s a dog that’s been rolling in cow pies in the feedlot. And in spite of this, she is still infatuated with him because he is as beautiful as an angel. And so on and so forth. yada yada yada….
Lukipela: Is it really that hard to check your graph for spelling errors before you submit it, or were you just too busy getting this online before it wasn’t funny anymore?
I don’t think this was ever funny. Spelling fail + unfunny fail.
Hey! Don’t group us R.S.O.’s in with them.
What does liking Twilight have to do with being a sex offender?
Everything.
It is about the thirtysomething and fortysomething women lusting after adolescent men in pre-adolescent movies.
Edward Cullen as portrayed in the book is like an FBI demonstration of how to identify a dangerous controlling man who is likely to become a killer.
Clearly you need to watch some of these twilight moms…they are really scary…
I am offeneded by your spelling.
You know, you could title this differently and it would still work. You could call it, “Creepy People”, or “The People of My Nightmares” and it would still be acurate.
Y’know, this graph just gave me an awsome idea for picking up thirty-something/fourty-something women.
Step 1: Go to book singing/movie review/something with the male talent of the movie.
Step 2: Find sad women who didn’t get to molest the male talent and offer to buy them a coffee, or a drink.
Step 3: ?
Step 4: PROFIT!
Good plan. Even better if you can manage a resemblance to Edward without actually crossing into cosplay. I don’t recommend attempting to act like him either. Despite their proclaimed love for the fictional character, a lot of them would suddenly snap back to reality and would start thinking about calling the police if they met someone with Edward’s moodiness and evasive responses.
Remember there prowling
this bashing twilight thing was old when it was new dude. this isnt even creative. >.>
No no no .. milfs that turn into cougars.. never.. NEVER should be marked as sex offenders.. they are the beggining of 70% of teenager male sex life.. without them.. they would have to starty going for street hos.. XD
Nah. Twilight moms should just be banished to a desert island and forced to fight each other to escape… Sorry, just watched Battle Royale. It’s an idea, though.
Is this graph trying to say that Twilight moms aren’t actual sex offenders?