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I understand the annoyance, but what’s the paradox?
Get owned
hey are you the guy from that song?
Most likely yes
eh, nobody asked for your lifestory
An idiot submitter who doesn’t know what paradox means, obviously.
You mean yourself?
I mean myself as well
c0ck sucker!
dodecatesticular!
Your mom is a whore
Your whore is a mom!
(calls insane asylum) “i would like to report a case of sextuple schitzophrenia”
the cake is a lie
there is no spoon
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
ran out of cake NO NOT THE CAKE!!!!
you dont get it! the cake is a lie! there never was cake!
just a reminder, the weighted companion cube can not talk and will not try to stab you.
Will never THREATEN to stab you. Because it can’t talk. And four out of five scientists say it can’t feel pain, either.
Number 4 made my year.
Especially effective if you have a cheap dishwasher that sounds like it’s trying to take off – so you crank the volume on the tv to hear the plot. Then the dishwasher takes that break between cycles at exactly the instant the loud embarassing scene comes on.
Moreso if you live in an apartment. God only knows what the neighbours think.
They probably think you’re blowing your boyfriend again.
I doubt it… He already knows firsthand what I sound like when smoking a pipe.
“Hi, Billy Mays here…”
This graph is null and void. Modern TV shows do not have plot.
im posting here to bump Andy B’s comment down to making realize how stupid he is for not learning what the reply button is for.
bump
Bump!
thump
Wump
Applesauce
This graph is the null void? OHZ NOZ
Right, modern TV shows did not have plot. Now we’re postmodern, and they finally do.
“Hogan!” “Gilligan!” “Samantha!” “Jeannie!”
No. Just, no.
This graph is fail… Commercials are always louder than the actual content. Always. Especially on the cable networks like TNT and AMC… I regularly have to make 10db adjustments to the volume on my receiver when the commercials come on
The mute button is your friend.
BTW, any TV network people reading this, or people looking to advertise on TV: I don’t always mute commercials. But I will do it without fail when you make them twice as loud as the show. You make them louder, I don’t listen at all.
Get yourself a good flatscreen that has sound adjustment built in – it actually keeps the volume at a specific level – so that when a loud annoying commercial comes on, the volume is lowered to the level you had it at while watching your programme.
Thank god they have that technology now. It isn’t just the commercials. Changing from one channel to the next is a crapshoot in volume levels.
I’m sorry, but you actually use the speakers on your tv? I have a 6.1 surround sound system for a reason you know. Yes, 6.1. I’m aware it’s outdated, but it’s a THX certified receiver and I don’t really feel like dropping the cash to get a new one considering the one I have is awesome.
I use the built in speakers on my 20″ CRT with built in VCR.
If someone wants to mail me their old “crappy” low end HDTV, that would be fine.
so dum lol
lrn3paradox
This is why I keep subtitles enabled.
You forgot about commercials being equal to a supernova.
You forgot ‘HEARING AID’ commercials.
Those go 1/4 volume.
Actually, my stepdad is an audiologist, and fits loads of people with hearing aids. There’s a marketing reason for this.
If the sound goes down, the viewers tend to think that their hearing really is bad. This makes them go to an audiologist and get a hearing aid.
Unfortunately, it backfires a lot because the volume of everything else goes way up.
Closed captioning is your friend. Very helpful when you live between a auxiliary Navy airstrip, a Marine base and a local airport.
yeh, your only friend.
Just FYI, strip joints and dance clubs really are that loud.