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What I Hate in the World


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What I Hate in the World

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  1. disabilitree says:

    Hannah montanna and the disney channel are the same thing.
    Just sayin’

  2. killernat says:

    isent everything on their owned by disney

    • JackArse says:

      isent should be isn’t
      their should be there

      Jackass

      • sharkfarts says:

        English is not the first language for everyone on the internet Jackass.

        • Humm. says:

          It isn’t, and because of that typos are acceptable. But if he can manage to pull out a sentence like that he should be able to write isn’t and there correctly. I guess that my post, too has some minor fails with the correct order of words.

        • Nash says:

          So? I never buy that excuse. I manage quite well, despite having the misfortune of ending up with an obscure native language. Now, on the other side of the spectrum, there are people whose native language is English and yet when they write they produce an incoherent garble of nonexistent words with no punctuation in between them.

          A lot of it boils down to making an effort.

          • ErmineStoat says:

            It’s not just about making an effort. I’m American, and half my friends don’t know the difference between their and there. Unfortunately, the fact that there is no excuse for killernat’s bad grammar would go unnoticed on most other websites.

  3. Gustav says:

    I assume Kids Bop is the same as the Mini Pops. If so then, yes, good graph.

  4. NP says:

    You hate children? You must be a delight to be around! Full of wonderfulness and such.

  5. Quackoid says:

    People who hate children hate themself. You were a child once ar are still one. >_>

    • ewwee says:

      Low tolerance is one thing, hate is another. I had low tolerance for kids before I had my own. I love her. She’s 22 now, and yes I had to watch Bambi 50 times one year with her. It was worth every mind numbing minute.

      • plethora says:

        Only 50? You were lucky.
        I have been told that my mother and sister watched Sleeping Beauty twice a day for the first 6 months of my life.
        And then I wore out the tape in our Mary Poppins cassette.

      • Hoagie says:

        I don’t know if it’s true b/c I don’t want my own kids (low tolerance for most kids), but I’ve been told that if you can’t stand other peoples’ kids, there’s a good chance you won’t be much more tolerant of your own. Everyone’s different though.
        I used to watch Alice in Wonderland everyday. I don’t know how my poor mother put up with me. lol

    • zerbit says:

      “… hate themself”. “… ar still one.” Kindly learn to spell, for starters.

      And then, if there’s still cognitive capacity left after such hard mental labor, strive to remember what a perfect little beast you were and/or others were when you were a child. Anyone who thinks kids are unilaterally awesome are being sucked in by kids’ manipulation– they kiss grownups’ butts and pull their nastiness when they think they aren’t being watched by said grownups. Or… were *you* in fact never a child? >_>

      • Humm. says:

        So you just search around GraphJam posting that comment of yours?

      • zombieduck says:

        Amen -_-’ you don’t have to have kids to like them and you don’t have to be childless to dislike them.There are many people in this world who want kids,but physically can’t,then there are ones who don’t want them yet pop them out like a baby factory.NO kid is ever fully innocent.the 10 yr old who set half of California on fire is a perfect example.MY ex fiances 3 yr. old niece knew what she could get away with and who would buy what bs she pulled.ALL 3 yr old are that way.She could murder a newborn over a pink bow and her mom would give that typical line,”She didn’t know any better.”Just how old do you have to be to “know better” anymore,25?Cuz’ some people keep telling me the 10 yr. old “didn’t know any better.”After 2 I don’t buy any kids bs.Not all kids are good and not all are really bad.

    • orly says:

      That’s just stupid.

    • Nash says:

      Clearly everything that was, still is, and thus you are a child, and when you hate children, you also hate yourself. Now that’s pure logic, unconstrained by concepts such as linear time and general vs. specific.

      I suppose I should point out I am being sarcastic since, given your aptitude (or to clarify, your lack thereof) for logic, you might assume I’m agreeing with you.

  6. The_Great_G says:

    Shouldn’t all the circles be the same? just sayin’

  7. Mirkwood says:

    This graph rocks.

  8. Queen o' sarcasm says:

    mini pop kids suck!

  9. MRDR says:

    I like how Kids Bop always has to edit out all the innuendos and swear words in the songs to make them more ‘family-friendly’.

  10. amethyst says:

    Agree on the general horribleness of Kidz Bop–sold it, had it as an in-store play, hated it– On another note, is it too much to ask that an alleged singer actually be able to carry at tune?????!!!! Too many pop “singers”, male and female, have no sense of range or breath control. Sorry, had to vent, I’ve got good pitch and off-key REALLY grates.

    • TheObject says:

      Luckily for record companies = autotune. Doesn’t sound anything like actual skill, but the populace has not yet noticed.

  11. TB Tabby says:

    I used to tolerate Kidz Bop…until they sang “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.” Billy Joe should’ve bashed their skulls in for that.

  12. katie says:

    You hate children?? sad. but i completely agree about everything else. Kids Bop sucks

  13. Mandy says:

    Its not so much HATE children, but I expect to be irritated when they are around. When they aren’t your kids specifically, they can be pretty rude and selfish. For Example: Ever been to the Zoo or Aquarium and some random kid pushes you to get to the front, because they think they are entitled to the very front view? (yeah I know they’re short) Ever been to a resturaunt and seen one lick the salt shaker? Ever been in a waiting room with one who won’t shut up? …. Case Closed!

  14. IKearsley says:

    Disney owns the muppets now too

  15. papajon0s1 says:

    Wow, this graph and these posts make me sad for our future. What’s with all the hatin’? They are children! They need our help, not our vitriol laden treatment of them. And then you wonder why their behavior does not improve? You think they aren’t learning the very same attitudes posted here?

    • Soggy Muffin says:

      Considering most kids bop songs are some retarded a$$ Lady Gaga song or some other ‘drunk chick getting the train ran on her in a club’ style song..and Disney Channel is more or less a younger version of MTV (which means its basically softcore kiddie porn) I think the graph does a great job of explaining why the parents of elementary school chior kids have to explain to little johnny what a ‘Disco Stick’ is :-D

  16. RainbowPoof says:

    Eh, I don’t like kids either. But that’s probably because I’m a teenager and we hate everything.

    And I don’t really think they “sing” on those CDs; its more like they’re shouting *sort of* to the tune of horrible songs.

  17. Travis says:

    Best…graph…ever.

  18. Christina C. says:

    Why do you hate children? D:

    • That One Person says:

      Why does anybody LIKE children? They have never given me a reason to like them, but they sure have given me a lot of reasons to not.

      • zombieduck says:

        99% of them have never given me a reason to like them either.There are very few kids I am willing to protect.Yeah, we were all once kids,but thats no excuse to be light on kids when they do something wrong.When I was a kid,spankings were socially acceptable and kept us in line,none of us have any hard feelings about being spanked.You just ground a kid today and they sue you for it!I think each generation can’t stand the ones after them because they have it easier.I don’t really blame the kids themselves for having it easier,I blame parents like the ones of the 10 year old who set 1/2 of Cali. on fire and ones who are gullible to let kids get away with wrongdoings,not cutesy oatmeal facials in the kitchen.But when the kid tuIrns 3,that’s when

  19. Unca Jim says:

    Hatin’ is fun, apparently. Personally, I’ve got other stuff to do…

  20. That One Person says:

    I don’t understand why Kidz Bop even still EXISTS. I mean, who buys it? Who would willingly listen to kids butchering good songs? Somebody’s gotta be paying for it to be made, after all…

  21. Echou, the Supreme Overlord of the deepest spot of Hell. Also a LOL builder. says:

    Hannah Montana should have been there twice.

  22. jasonx says:

    One thing I love about my kids is that they’re too old for Kidz Bop.

    And yes, it’s actually spelled with a “Z”, so you grammar cops can keep a-steppin’.

  23. kai says:

    KIDS BOP!!!!!

  24. bobzmoose says:

    I didn’t know Francis was on GraphJam. I have to agree, though. And I do like vests.

  25. Jake says:

    Just clarifying, 12 years old isn’t considered the age group of “Child” is it?

    P.S. I hope to God there are edit buttons on these comments once you post them..

    -Jake, 12 year old boy who hates the guts of his peers.. Just kidding, I only hate about 2/3 of them. You know, the stupid ones who can’t read. That rebellious jack@$$ who spits in the ventilation system. That kid in choir who can’t hold a tone to save their lives (I’m in middle school, not Elementary, don’t hate me please!!). That kid who drifts of to Narnia when I pass them the ball in gym class. The list goes on and on, I wish I wasn’t born after the cut-off line of starting school…

  26. Hakencat says:

    hate them all but children xD(not in pedo in girly way)

  27. Dusty says:

    Kidz Bop should be the ONLY thing on that list…

    They ruin the BEST songs in the world…

  28. Anarith says:

    video killed the radio star?

  29. SylverDoller says:

    you hate children!?!?!?!?!?!?!:,(

  30. Dalton says:

    I liked Kidz Bop. Till they started singing Hannah Montana and Justin Beaver.

  31. Dackrabbit says:

    AMEN


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