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Funny, but untrue: i AM a webgeek, and I only drink 1 if any MD’s a day.
I’m a WoW player and i havn’t touched a drop of MD ever.
Same haha
You are the only three.
You forgot “methamphetamine addicts.”
I drink 2 or 3 a day, and I am none of these things.
The fact that you are here and/or have an account makes you the fourth of those things.
WoW players bathe?
yes, we do bathe, and i wish you people would leave us WoW players alone
and either way, i’m more of a Dr. Pepper person myself XD
You’re a sad failure at life.
WoW is the most boring, pathetic-looking game of all time and here you are devoting 12-16 hours/day to it in your mother’s basement because its easier for you to deal with than life…
And NO you don’t bathe. WoWtards are worse than meth addicts!
Do the REAL world a favor and “log out” of your life PERMANENTLY. Best bets are drinking antifreeze, hanging, driving off a cliff (borrow your mom’s minivan because I KNOW you don’t have a job, ergo no car), or asphyxiation. Don’t use a gun because I hate guns.
*sigh*… If *I* ruled the world WoWtards would be put into work camps and might actually amount to something useful..
i just recently encountered someone like you, except on youtube, and he was saying fat people are the reason for a society failure, and i will say the same thing i said to you i said to him…people like YOU (AKA A-holes) are the real fails in the world, i am 14, and i actually do bathe, unlike E-Bullies like you, so how about since you so detailed a suicide for me, do that for yourself instead
WOW is a cool game except 75% of people who play it play it 20 hours a day and they’re retards
please dont feed the trolls
Wow it’s depressing to know that you want someone dead without even knowing their name… First impressions are always the worst!
me or again?
again
Actual demographics made by Blizzard say that Most World of Warcraft players are healthier than most people outside of the game, usually more social, and only 10-20% of World of Warcraft Players have spent over 20 hours a week on the game.
Demographics of the adult players say that 41.1% have a post-graduate degree, 38.5% are a college graduate, 17.63 have at least attended a college, and 2.83% have finished High School or even less (interviewing 15,733 randomly selected players)
It seems to be that most WoW players are more successful in life than people that don’t, but I’m not telling you to play a computer game, am I?
I guess it just shows that you strayed away from the fact that subjectivity comes into play here also.
Plus = Wow has become far more friendly for players who have little time to play compared to when it was released.
WOW! a company says their product is good for you! go figure.
i am pretty sure legally a company cannot say any facts about something WITHOUT proof of what they are claiming
Some of us are grandparents. Some like my father are great-grandparents and former Scoutmasters. No players I know are the kind who don’t have lives. Two of the guys in our guild are in the Army and are on their way to Afghanistan in the spring. Some WoW players might be losers, but certainly not all.
Rathx just e-pwned you and made you internet penis fall even further to 3 inches. plz leave, the internet wants you to GTFO.
Wow is a great game but your probably another halo idiot and your brain can only process 1 think at a time, very slowly i might add, its definitely not boring there is basically unlimited possibilities of things to do, i do not play wow but at my friends i usually play if hes off his computer, I dont drink mountain dew, i am a heavy gaming addict, i shower every day, and i personally suggest throwing yourself off the empire state building.
how many thinks can your brain process?
stop trolling my spelling i was agreeing with you dammit
Not really, but of course you 13 year old b*tch boys all gang up on me and declare victory after I owned your asses… F*cking c*nts.
Die in a fire in Hell, d*ckwad, and GTFO of my gene pool.
fail at knowledge of what a gene pool is…. and im not 13, im 15 and reading numbers is hard for you isn’t it what with the retardation and such.
I’m guessing you have absolutely no clue what the term ‘gene pool’ means.
Check me out, I’m 19, work in the U.S. Navy, bathe daily, and I play WoW Too! Less on the mountain dew tho..
The above was a futile attempt to get the conversation back on track, in accordance with the prophecy
Hmm, lets see, I own my own home, have a very nice car, a VERY good job and a really nice husband…and I play WoW.
Care to retract your dumbass statement?
Why, because your XBox game is superior?
Yeah, thought so. Dork.
… Wow, you have absolutely no idea about how wrong you are about a good deal of the WoW playerbase. I play. I have a job. I bathe. I play a lot, but not an entire day.
So, really, your entire argument is void.
Ta-ta.
Ok, I’m 15 and a 4.0 student at a prestigious college prep school and guess what! I play WoW I get on maybe once or twice a week but that DOES NOT mean that i play for 12-16 hours. The people who DO play 12-16 hours a day? Are the 1.5 GPA guys at high school. THe guys who live in their mother’s basement are the guys who made it possible for YOU to post comments like this; the guys that got a head start in life OR the very very few amount MAYBE around 1-2% of the 12 million people that actually play WoW are homeless and too lazy to get a job. MAYBE they had problems YOU don’t know that and neither do I; we should not create a stereotype unless we actually know what is going on that person’s life.
LOL XD
I think this is what both Blizzard and Pepsi want us to believe.
Yeah, someone just made an alt named Cocacola in my guild. When called out on it. no one voted for Mountain Dew as the drink of choice.
Note the correlation between the amount of Mt. Dew you drink and the level of failure you are at life…
As someone else mentioned, meth addicts/druggies/stoners were not listed. Had they been their bar would have been a bit shorter than the WoW player bar but somewhat larger than the web geek one, because stoners are pathetic, lousy individuals but are not quite as bad as WoWtards.
I and millions like me are of the opinion that WoW should be banned because of its detrimental effects to already marginal citizens and its addictive nature. It’s more addictive than cocaine!
Win for again
fail for both of you.
F*ck you in teh butt, b*tch.
of course the opposer is the most childish
Thank you
points for using big words, but man, you just don’t stop do you? IT IS A DRINK! it doesn’t determine whether or not you fail, and neither does WoW, true, some people play for hours on end for a week, but many have lives they enjoy, some people could only play WoW to celebrate something, or just to meet friends, not everybody, as you are so wrongly accusing everyone of, HAS to live their whole life in front of a computer screen, but apparently you need to boost your own self-esteem by calling others out, so i think you need to get checked for mental issues, or maybe some low self-esteem
I think we owned him enough
yes, thank you for helping
i just gave him a thorught e-rapin myself
F*ck you you stupid ignorant C*NT, you owned nothing…
Now get up off my n-u-teez cause I’m done with your B*TCH A$$
Wow, with that lexicon I can’t wait to read your Valedictorian Acceptance Speech at Princeton soon!
Wow + weed = Damn I’m fu**ed x)
Angst much?
I play wow a good amount YET I have a successful work career, I have a successful marriage, I’m healthy, I don’t drink mountain dew and (omg you might not believe this) I have a social life!
Try getting over it and not sit around on the web telling people they should go kill themselves or they are complete failures at life because they play a game. It’s. a. game.
Me and ooo about the 13 million who play and im sure every gamer on the planet would like you millions to take a fork and jam it into your eye and see if that fixes your retardation.
Did a female WoW player refuse to have relations with you or something? You sound very lonely and hateful.
As if he can even talk to a female who’s not his mom without stammering.
If WoW was banned, where would blizzard make their money? should they go back making Warcraft again? nah, its a great game, its just anoying when people comes up to you talking stuff about the game and you done even play it (i dont play), There are many peoples that are WoWtards but they actually want to quit the game, but they just dont want to because of all the riends they have online
…
I’ve commented enough on your stupidity, so I have to ask: WHY do you hate WoW so much? Did it kill your father through some strange twist of fate or something?
I never drank mountain dew… any idea how much you would have to pee? No raid for you!
Win.
Btw, I play DDO now. I permanently stopped WoW because of how little quality you got for your money. DDO is free and better, at least imo. Also: I really wish you people would stop using WoW players as the go-to guy whenever you need a stronger word than “loser”, or saying they are worse than meth addicts, or any other stupid sh!t you like to pull out of you know where. Hellooo, meth users are WAY WORSE than WoW players! I would rather have grown men playing that game than beating their wives every night! Get a grip on reality – there are way worse people in life, perhaps such as you!
Some wives *need* a beating now and then, moron..
And YES WoWtards are far, far worse than meth addicts. Period, end of story.
lol i beat your wife, but not in the way your thinking
I doubt it. He’s a big guy.
Know we all KNOW you’re just a troll.
Go back to 4chan.
your wife’s a guy?
Really.
REALLY?
If that’s your logic, then you seem to deserve a beating, too!
I play WoW, and do not drink mountain dew. Bad generalization is bad.
The graph didn’t include NASCAR fans. Dew seems to be the soda of choice among rednecks too, for whatever reason. Anybody else notice this?
Yeah, I agree. When I think “obnoxiously caffeinated sugar water” I tend to associate it with NASCAR fans as well. Good on you!
<– WoW player. 32 year old college graduate in the process of getting a master's degree, working full time, commuting an hour each way to work, female and engaged. I only drink Mountain Dew when on long road trips to see friends or family… outside the game.
So stop generalizing, calling us losers and saying that the game is lame, stupid, dumbass or anything else. It's our way of relaxing, having fun and chilling out. Speaking for those of us well-adjusted WoW players, out there, stuff like what Again is saying just sort of pisses us off.
Amen Piper Jane.
I am a WoW player. I have 3 college degrees, a very good full-time job as an IT specialist for a prominent printing company, a beautiful wife, a son, a step-son, am a devout Catholic, I volunteer with the school and other organizations, I have played in all kinds of bands for 30+ years including a 12 piece big band, a punk band, and an alt-rock band, and I am the most laid-back person on planet earth.
Oh, and I never drink Dew, I don’t like it. I drink water now, mostly.
I enjoy WoW because it’s a much much much healthier escape than drugs or alcohol or any Tiger Woods-ian trollop through relationships that only bring false happiness.
Sorry poster “Again” to break your stereotype machine.
I’m only 15 and play Wow. But I am very successful, I play many brass instruments and have written full score orchestra music a lot of professional composers would be impressed with.
and I have an allergy to an acid in MTN Dew.
I’m also a tea person
(Holy/Shadow Alliance Priest ftw!)
I agree with every wow player except aaron m… FTH silly alli
Aaron M,
Good luck to you young man! I’m in my 40′s and have been playing trumpet since I was 7. Many many good times ahead of you I predict! …. but only if you let the professionals decide for themselves!
my current full score music I’m working on is a concert band version of “Slipping” from the online movie Dr. Horrible’s sing a long blog.
A) you are probably lying
and
B) You play WoW, ergo you are already f**ked in the butt so die in Hell.
Take some valium or get counselling mate, that amount of irrational hatred you have will likely lead you to be up on some clock tower somewhere shooting geeks.
This guy can’t hear you, CDthe. He’s too busy beating his wife and cruising a nearby ghetto so that he may improve his aim with bricks towards brown people.
…
Are you butthurt or something?
I play WoW and I agree with Piper Jane.
Hear hear, Piper Jane!
20 years old, A level graduate, studying Medecine, a long time boyfriend, I work three nights a week, go out during the weekends, I’ve got my own car AND I’m female. Woah. Doesn’t that break the stereotype, hm?
But back to the Dew, I think it’s pretty ok, but then again, we don’t have it over here, only in some shops. And I prefer water or tea anyway.
Personally I think this Again is just bitter. Pathetic really. Sorry for crushing your views on the world again, but contrary to your own beliefs, you suck.
It works for me. As a skydiver who volunteered at the USPA Nationals this year, I have never, nor seen any other skydiver drink a mountain dew. However, he did leave out the demographic of skydivers who play WoW. (What do you think they do on cloudy days?)
“(What do you think they do on cloudy days?)”
…Misjudge where the ground is?
I say these things only in jest, really. It’s my dry wit getting me in trouble again. If I’d known my “bathing” comment above would ignite such a thermonuclear flame war, I’d have redacted it.
Sheesh, lighten up people…
just for the record, i WAS trying to be funny
and didn’t expect such a rude comeback from again…sorry about that
Hmm…I am of two minds about the comments on this graph. Firstly, Again makes a valid point, in that there are some people who play WAY to much WoW. I have met some of them. It is truly sad to see them cancel the rare social events they do get invited on just so that they can go raiding. However, his statement of them being worse than meth addicts is way over the line. WoW addicts don’t go round beating their wives nearly as much as drug addicts or alcaholics do. It’s a harmless pastime, and if some teen with a figure to make Fat Bastard jealous wants to sit in his other basement all day, fine by me, it just means I don’t have to smell his unwashed BO.
The second part of my mind is saying “WTF?” Seriously Again, lighten up, and stop making these huge generalizations. Your generalizations are so bad, the last time I saw someone generalize like that, Blacks were kept in chains.
And for the record, Dranei Shaman FTW! Alliance pwns u noob hordies!
NICE! Endarkened wins
* sobs* finally someone on the internet that can from a valid argument.
How do you “from” a valid argument?
I think it’s unreasonable to criticize grammar on the internet. In the end, clarity ends up being the most important, and not correctness.
Funny, the main people I see drinking Dew are overweight, middle-aged women.
I have never tasted Mountain Dew, as I do not know how it tastes. For all you WoW players reading this comment, try playing Maple Story, it’s kid friendly! And it’s like WoW, only with anime-ish characters and it’s noob and cyber-bullying-free! And drink Pepsi or Coca Cola, Mountain Dew might taste like sh*t.
Cyber bullying? Wtf is that anyway. z0mG!!11! some one typed text that says “u r teh sux0r.” BULLYING! Oh wait, you can just exit the game, chat, forum or whatever it is and the “cyber bully” goes away.
honestly i have tried Maple Story before…didn’t like it very much, but i like being able to turn 360 degrees in a game. i do recommend trying it if WoW gets kinda boring to the player though
I guess some people forget that subjectivity always come into play
I guess other people forget that there is a thing out there called “a life”
You idiots can ‘level up’ all you want but in REAL LIFE you’re still pathetic, overweight f*cks who are going NOWHERE, so go ahead and play WoW/Maple Story/etc and suffocate in your own feces.
You won’t be missed.
wow your f**king stupid man. We dont act like life is a video game you POS, and im not overweight at all, your probably just gonna say i’m lying so you can cry yourself to sleep tonight believeing your somehow coller than us…
wow your f**king stupid man. We dont act like life is a video game you POS, and i’m not overweight at all, your probably just gonna say i’m lying so you can cry yourself to sleep tonight believeing your somehow cooler than us…
wow wtf was that, why cant this site ever load properly
lol i can see that in the first message you say coller and the second cooler
I like how your trying to harass us in lack of “life” when you have commented to any comment more than anybody
I only play it once in a while.
Yeeeaaahh. I play WoW and I don’t drink pop of any kind (except ginger ale when I’m sick). And when I DID drink pop I absolutely detested Mountain Dew. (Also, I bath regularly, work, drive my own car, and have real life friends – I only play WoW a couple hours a week.)
I agree with Pipe Jane and i dont like mountain dew much
If you added my school’s tech crew, it would easily dwarf all the other bars, even if you realistically measured. One of my friends had 38 cans of Dew in a single day.
Typical. People trying to raise their e-peen by saying WoW is stupid. Real classy, i wanna see how you do in real life when someone who you love plays WoW.
Typical, idiots acting like playing WoW doesn’t make you a complete F**king retard and that it actually counts for something…
You’re wasting your lives… But since its YOU white trash wastes of skin and sh*t its no biggie. I can’t wait until they shut off the servers and you all commit suicide like the F*GS you are.
thanks for proving my point.
Hey Again,
im sorry that you feel WoW is a waste of time. I know many people that feel the same way. Would you please keep the suicide wishes to a minimum though, because courtesy would be nice to have after being taunted and mocked. Im sorry you feel this way.
Sincerely, Ben
OH! OK! i get it now, you think everyone who plays WoW has to be white, you are the biggest RETARD i have ever even talked to over the internet, and i think besides being a retard, i sense a little racism in there, and just for the record, most of the people in my guild are black, so STFU and listen to the advice others are saying
People who dump so much hate on WoW only do it because they are a) sad b) pathetic and c) totally fail at playing anything other than picking their nose.
Awesome troll is awesome….keep it up again!
As a World of Warcraft player, I’m offended!
Not by your graph, but by the taste of Mountain Dew. I mean, really… ew.
this. mountain dew is disgusting. i prefer diet coke
Actually, most WoW players that I know are hygenic, normal-BMI, functioning members of society, that just happen to play. Not all WoW players are the South Park depiction of the stereotype that the show has set. Now of course there are a small percentage of people that do put in 20+ hours a week, or, god help them, a day.
I, myself play WoW, and I haven’t touched a drop of MD in my life. The fact that Blizzard endorses that green/blue/red vomit-in-a-bottle, doesn’t mean that all WoW players drink it.
This is somwhat offending to WoW players, and continues to promote the stereotype that makes people shun the players of this game.
I wonder if Again has a mullet or a Camaro. Hmmm….
Again, you fail. i see other people make good statements and arguments, while all you do is say that everybody who is addicted to any game is a f*cking retarded, going to hell and everything that is more offensive then “tree”. tell us something about your own life, and read some other comments, noob.
*hands out golden statue*
You, my sir, get an Epic Win award. Please, find other people on this site who agree with you, and please give them these.
*pulls out more golden statues.*
Oh, and Again, here, you can have this.
*hands Again two tissues*
One is to dry away the tears you have when you cry yourself to sleep at night, the other is to wipe away the cr@p you have around your mouth from talking so much sh1t. Seriously, I would tell you to go f**k yourself, but then I remembered that your pen1s probably shrivveled up in shame at the thought of having to live with you for the rest of your short life. I say short, because your overweight body is probably gonna pose some sort of health risk to your sourrounding family members, in that if you role over you may flatten one of them. So you will be put down like the b1tch you are.
I’m starting to notice how dangerously volatile and stupid all of you are.
wtf? are you trying to be Again’s back up or something?
just some random guess, but is it a possibillity that Again was addicted to WOW himself once, and it ruined his life so he’s gonna spend rest of his life saying how idiot it’s players are?
Ps. i’m 13 years old, game-addict, don’t like any energy drink (it tastes like pee) and do highest kinda class, if anyone knows how thats called in english, please tell
hi another wow player here. Never even seen mountain dew, i dont think they sell it in the UK lol
As for the lovely person saying stuff about WoW players I ask you who is more sad. Myself who has a lot of friends both online and offline, a good social life, job and such or some noob who spends hes/her whole day online trolling sites?
I’m guessing whoever made this got the clever idea to make a quip at WoW players because of the Mountain Dew commercial, the red and blue Dews.
sigh.
obviously this person has never met sousaphones!
haha u forgot mi mom lol she’s always has mt. dew lol
I am a webgeek AND a serious W.o.W. gamer, and i HATE mountain dew.
I play wow, though i haven’t seen a mountain dew in forever.. they still make those?
on a side note, what is this “bathe” you speak of!?
And while all of you are arguing about WoW, I don’t fit in any of these categories, yet I have ADD and HAVE to drink a can of Mountain Dew in the mornings in order to keep my grades up at the college prep school I go to, and have enough energy to swim/play soccer/play basketball after school. Sometimes, before judging someone by how much Mountain Dew they decide to drink, think about people like me that fought to not end up being addicted and over-dependent on Riddelin and Adderall.
He’s just bitter because he knows that there are a LOT of very good decent people playing WoW, but none of them will hump him.
I think he ignored my comment on actual demographics made by Blizzard about the people that play the GAME!
Meh, he’s just some bored shut-in who’s mother didn’t hold him enough as a child, and who’s daddy held him a little TOO much…
I have no opinion on WOW, but Mountain Dew is so much better than drinking coffee, the beverage of the pretentious and spend-thrifty.
Ah, but wait ’til the Cataclysm. = )
i’m pretty sure it gives you a temporary ED effect as well