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I bet that must be a funny flight.
person I was suppos>ED< to sit next to.
3rd grade English fail. >:[
Buzz off, troll.
Buzz off yourself. Spelling correction is NOT trolling.
you shouldn’t correct spelling in the first place unless you are a teacher or the graph maker’s parent.
Maybe he is both.
Teachers and parents can’t spell.
-900 points. Correcting basic English skills is not wrong, even if it makes the lazy and incompetent uncomfortable. Think of it as a civic duty.
Hear, hear.
Not shown on the graph is the whiny grammar nazi, seated to the far left of “me”.
Actually… I’m pretty sure it is.
It’s only trolling if you don’t actually care about spelling and are correcting people just to incite flaming.
You mean like they are right now?
It’s a typo. A typo is barely a reason to complain about lack of education.
Your English is just wrong. Either learn the language or deal with the criticism. Its even in the very first circle. Remember what your third grade teacher (and your mom) said about first impressions?
“Its” should be “It’s”, the contraction for “it is”, not the possessive pronoun.
The person who gets panic attacks and/or pukes was completely forgotten. Gum smackers are completely easy compared to the panicky ones and the pukers.
don’t forget the ninja farters
The Gum smacker should be someone who are anyone with panic attacks who pukes a lot and also shews gum against travelling sickness – that would done the last circle against decision which one to take problem.
huh??? Would you like to clarify? … in English this time please.
That last sentence was pretty amazing. I have no idea what it means though.
“that would done the last circle against decision which one to take problem.”
I guess this is some satanist ritual that includes drawing circles and pentagrams on ground and that last circle is decisive on who is cursed.
The gum-smacker should be a person who also has panic attacks and airsickness, and therefore chews gum to avoid it. That makes the last circle a choice; gum-smacker, puker, or panicker.
+7540 points for the trippy post.
Such a true graph, all I can say is that I’m wishing you a much better return flight
You forgot the screaming baby and its apathetic mother.
I think they actually LIVE on the plane itself, as I’ve yet to fly without their company.
Actually, the overactive bladder isnt too bad where they are on the chart. They are much much worse if you have the aisle.
The ‘overactive bladder’ person (sitting next to the window) still has to squeeze by the ‘me’ person (in the middle seat) to get to the bathroom.
No, it’s easier if you’re in the aisle, because you can get out of your seat and stand aside. If you’re in the middle, as in the graph, and the person in the window seat needs to pee, you have to awkwardly stand (if you’re tall, your head is now sideways) but can’t really move out of the way.
The screaming baby is in the Angry Mother’s arms. And replace that Gum Smacker with Guy Who Ate WAY Too Much Garlic For Lunch and you’ve got it.
Garlic breath is hardly noticeable unless they attempt to communicate with you at a close range. Garlic-scented vomit, however, would be something to be angry about.
There is no screaming baby
Wow, way to rip off the movie seating graph from a week ago <_<
Why the quib?
Equally good as movie seating graph,
and original enough.
Go elsewhere, troll.
yeah and which direction is the plane going?
Up.
You forgot the person who is sick. There is always someone coughing the whole flight. And a crying baby.
Forgot a crying baby that just needs to be KILLED no matter how cute it is….
Unless you are on Czech airlines because they have these little beds they put babies in and they stay quite.
The overhead luggage compartments?
What about the guy with B.O.?
Worst flight of my life….
Heard a story about a seat-kicking child. The guy whose seat he was kicking finally turned around and asked the parents to make him stop. The father’s reply was, “Hey, I paid for this seat!” The first guy then says to him, “But you didn’t pay for mine!”
I’ve been on that flight. You also missed the obnoxious drunk and the chatterbox. And, for overnight flights, the person who wants to sit up and read with the overhead light on. In the daytime, it’s the window seat person who wants to look out the window and won’t draw the shade for the movie.
don’t forget the lecherous businessman.
you all forgot the mad chinese man on a laptop that wont ever shut it off and is constantly nagged by the stewrdess
And don’t get me started graphing about airline food! Am I right? Huh? Huh? Huh? A bag of peanuts? Whaaaaaat?
I have not flown far in my life, I believe in total, 6 flights in my life
And never in my life have I encountered any of these people
I remember a near empty-flight to Helsinki…..and umm a flight filled with goths from Leipzig, but that’s about it, none of this
The person in the center is part of the problem if they are also obese, a brat, a bad sleeper, and possibly someone with a bladder problem as that graph shows. It’s a vicious circle
They’re not a bad sleeper, they just can’t sleep without leaning on themselves. See, they can only sleep in the fourth dimension. The third dimension isn’t good enough for them.
You do know the 4th dimension is Time
Im generally seated between a fat dude and a stinky person(so i have to lean close to stink in order not to touch the mass of fat), while there is a kicking child behind me, and 2 ppl trying to talk to each other to the back-left and right of me. the ppl infront are generally over-recliners, or people who toss rubbish behind them. hitting me in the face
One time on a flight I wanted to take my Ipod out of my purse, so i lift up my legs to pull my purse out from below the seat in front of me. At that moment the lady in front of me reclines her seat as far as she could and I was trapped. This was during the first fifteen minutes of a five hour flight. And then the guy on my right began to lean on me. And then the lady on my left began snoring. And then I really had to pee. Yeah. It sucked
Where’s the lunatic with the improvised incendiary device? Next to the planet-sized person I hope?
You forgot to add “Nigerian terrorist with a bomb” to the chart…
This made me laugh
ugh… this graph is so true! I was on a flight from London to Oslo last summer, and there was this guy sitting next to me who was eating this food from whatever country he was from, and it smelled like crap. And once he finished one bag of it, he pulled out another… and another… and another… so eventually I just took off my sweater and buried my face in it to avoid the scent…
Another time I was flying from Amsterdam to Oslo (I have relatives in Norway), and I was so tired from the 9 hr flight from Los Angeles to Amsterdam, that I was trying to get some sleep on the plane. There was this whiny little brat behind me who kept kicking my seat, and every time I almost fell asleep the kid would kick my seat again.
lmao (sorry)
You forgot the “beautiful single women(/men) sitting at least 5 rows away from you”.
It’s not the best attempt at a Venn diagram I’ve ever seen, but the concept is funny.
Never flown alone so I’m usually on the same row as my parents and/or sibling so I don’t have to deal with strangers sitting next to me, but it seems I always get someone in front of my who thinks it is okay to put their seat all the way down, it is ridiculous that they allow it. I just jam my knees into the back of it so they can’t.
One of my favorite airplane seating stories is when I was in the middle with a morbidly obese man in the aisle seat (he was literally sticking halfway out into the aisle). I was trying to watch a movie, and it kept suddenly switching channels on me. I then realized that one of my neighbor’s many fat rolls had plopped on top of the armrest between us and pushed the button to change my channel. He didn’t even seem to notice when I moved a piece of his fat roll aside to change the channel back.
Conversely, what about the stick thin person who doesn’t need the stomach or leg room who HAS TO PUT THE SEAT BACK SO MUCH that they repeatedly fly backwards into your lap, crushing your knees in the process. And, no matter how many times you gently push back to remind them that there’s a human behind them, they resiliently shove you, breaking your kneecaps as they do so.
Of course, I just repeatedly kick the back of their seat until they give up on sleeping on me.
Don’t forget the crying child on the other side of the aisle!
I WOULD HAVE HAD KICKING CHILD BEHIND ME N OVERWEIGHT PERSON IN FRONT!!!!
It is, the top of the diagram is the front.
im angry!
I really wanna see more of these types of things! Like seating at the cinema or at the zoo or something. Anyway, funny graph, I like it. But why no obnoxious children who poke you through the gaps between the seats? They really annoy me…
Aww snap!
You’re the fat guy in front, aren’t you?
I am! lol
They forgot ‘The Talking Stranger’. These are people that ramble on and on about absolutely nothing for the whole (or at least most of the) flight. Car’s Salesmen are notorious for it -_-;