Comments on: Likelihood of my parents dropping by for a surprise visit

By: Alyse

Alyse — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 03:38:52 +0000

hahah true

By: Hellmark

Hellmark — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:08:32 +0000

Kinda reminds me of my last camping trip. Camp site was a bit messy, we were pretty much naked because of changing out of wet swim clothes (and just having sex), when my parents got past security of the campgrounds, and tracked down my campsite for a surprise visit.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:32:24 +0000

Looks like we all came on here to say the same thing. What kind of chick is this?

By: Quackoid

Quackoid — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:06:43 +0000

It shouldnt say “All of the above” because then it includes “Cleanted room from top to bottom”

By: megs

megs — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 22:27:59 +0000

Oh yes, this would fix all the fails. Yeah.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:53:16 +0000

#5 should be “All of the above PLUS having sex with my girlfriend right now”

By: BlackHighlighter

BlackHighlighter — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:54:17 +0000

It also sounds like something out of a nature documentary. I guess it could be about the mating behavior of slobs in their natural habitats.

By: megs

megs — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:18:33 +0000

The fact that someone at Graphjam allowed this lame ass stupid incoherent incomplete poorly conceived graph to be front page material just ruined my Christmas. I am not kidding.

By: DOOMbudgies

DOOMbudgies — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:04:42 +0000

Chances of a female engaging in sexual congress in a flat that dirty are slim to none, thereby making this graph a fallacy.

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:56:37 +0000

WIN!

(Though I’m sure they’ve had their share of surprise visits LoL… we were hardly married a month before it happened)

By: medianfix

medianfix — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:04:57 +0000

Start dropping in for surprise visits Friday night at your parents’ home. Let them know how it feels.

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:15:24 +0000

This is why surprise visits are generally not a good idea. Especially to a married couple… at 8pm… yeeeeah.

By: jiminymacca

jiminymacca — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:22:43 +0000

I’d say the most likely one should be changed to ‘while having sex with gf’

By: haha

haha — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:46:35 +0000

Serves ya right though…..

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:03:38 +0000

Better just after than just as you were starting.

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:00:33 +0000

I concur with all of the comments above! Who votes for this crap?

By: ConnectToReality

ConnectToReality — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:43:46 +0000

And not bad as in good either.

By: Aaaaargh

Aaaaargh — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:12:00 +0000

Well, that doesn’t say much. I usually have a great time brushing my teeth.

But I’m wondering what’s above? Directly above that bit of text is the word “dropping”, so what does that mean?

By: BBkat

BBkat — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:36:49 +0000

..They forgot the Y axis… How did this get on the front page exactly???

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:26:15 +0000

His girlfriend is NASTY in the bad way

By: Onion

Onion — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:41:44 +0000

Says something about how you keep your flat.

By: Orzo

Orzo — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:11:19 +0000

Oh, I was about to say – his gf would actually allow it to happen in a sty like that?

By: Baaaaaa

Baaaaaa — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:01:50 +0000

Sheep need love too.

By: Homer

Homer — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:01:15 +0000

Brushing your teeth is funnier than the graph.

By: that1person

that1person — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:57:17 +0000

hahahaha!! good point… reading your comment was funnier than the graph..

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:44:13 +0000

Especially not when some options don’t make sense combined. Just cleaned your flat AND beer bottles, etc, everywhere? How does this person clean?

By: ConnectToReality

ConnectToReality — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:25:04 +0000

Having sex with an un-shaven man on top of dirty underwear, empty pizza boxes and beer bottles. Who says that romance is dead?

By: Ahtin

Ahtin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:24:24 +0000

… and it shouldn’t be ”all of the above”

By: that1person

that1person — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:13:21 +0000

er… they’re missing the side things…