Comments on: Who we’re lying to

By: Reginlief

Reginlief — Sat, 15 May 2010 21:26:05 +0000

Can we all stop being mentally retarded here?

By: roar

roar — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:02:43 +0000

pedantic note: he *wrote* that everyone’s lying to everyone every time anyone talks to anyone… so although everyone might be lying when speaking/talking to everyone else, writing is a whole different matter. Supposedly. Or apparently. Or something like that. Or not. lol.

By: Cole

Cole — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:12:43 +0000

so true lol

By: auxilijandro

auxilijandro — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:57:14 +0000

And you are the most desperate-to-feel-smart people in this thread.

By: FML

FML — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:35:00 +0000

Mom/Sister and Dad is also acceptable.

By: FML

FML — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:29:14 +0000

You basically said everyone’s lying to everyone every time anyone talks to anyone.

Something tells me you haven’t thought this out.

By: FML

FML — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:27:28 +0000

Then you should learn what “Reply” means.

By: Isaias

Isaias — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:56:03 +0000

and you are one of the most gullible people commenting on this graph.

By: CharlyM

CharlyM — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:51:31 +0000

“Any problems here?”

“(Well I have this unbarable pain from my braces scraping away the wrentched gums in my mouth, making me choke on blood.) No sir.”

By: Musicmom870

Musicmom870 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:30:07 +0000

This still cracked me up, even if it’s not 100% true. The funny thing is I lie to my dentist even though I really like and respect him, and I know he can see right through the lies!

By: Err..

Err.. — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:50:36 +0000

LOL. This is one of the best comments on this graph.

By: StCyr

StCyr — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:47:34 +0000

Then wouldn’t it be Moms and Dad?

By: i-heart-fighters

i-heart-fighters — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:34:54 +0000

same!

By: neenersh

neenersh — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:40:44 +0000

Oh really you go in his office and have a chat? I was under the impression that they are a bit higher up

By: Phillis

Phillis — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:08:49 +0000

Cuz Mormons are awesome!

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:56:45 +0000

does anyone ever go to the dentist if it doesnt hurt? i only go if i have to.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:55:38 +0000

oh i lie to my bishop all the time. i find it fun how he gets so shocked. the sad truth is that in reality i’m boring. but a reputation takes years to build…

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:54:14 +0000

no, you guys arent getting it. the “lying to self” part covers the part where you make yourself believe that you never lie to mum, dad or the bishop.

By: gow

gow — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:27:27 +0000

no this was suppose to be a response to neenersh i hit reply but it put it down here

By: mld

mld — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:11:26 +0000

I don’t either. She knows anyway

By: Gwen

Gwen — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:45:58 +0000

That the guy was Mormon I mean.

By: Gwen

Gwen — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:43:54 +0000

Haha That was the first thing that I though when I saw Bishop.

By: GAWD(lawl)

GAWD(lawl) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:28:03 +0000

it lies. i’ve lied to every one of those except my dentist. which is the person i probably should be lying to.

By: Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:43:33 +0000

How does this make the main page?

By: Randal L. Schwartz

Randal L. Schwartz — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:12:11 +0000

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By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:09:18 +0000

You never lied to your parents? You’re either lying to US with this graph, or you’re just a complete dork.

By: thestashattacked

thestashattacked — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:04:18 +0000

Please tell me you don’t think Catholics are the only religious people to have bishops.

By: thestashattacked

thestashattacked — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:03:33 +0000

Rarely unless your priest is gone. When I was Catholic, I never answered to my bishop.

However, that totally explains the values on lying to mom and dad…

By: gow

gow — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:59:09 +0000

im catholic and guess when the last time i answered to my bishop…. never

By: Carlton

Carlton — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:57:22 +0000

my mom’s my dental hygienist. and it’s still true.

By: kg333

kg333 — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:06:52 +0000

Off the top of my head, Anglicans, Roman Catholics, and Eastern Orthodox.

By: Jess

Jess — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:54:00 +0000

My thoughts exactly. Even my 3-year-old lies to me.

By: neenersh

neenersh — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:49:00 +0000

This was totally made by a Mormon haha, who else answers to their bishop?

By: Max Power

Max Power — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:35:11 +0000

Graph fail

By: wedgeman

wedgeman — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:55:17 +0000

… they can’t afford dental visits

or don’t go to the dentist until something hurts and is obviously wrong. Oh, Mr Dentist doesn’t like that. He uses the extra large, blunt needle when he catches you in that web.

By: Gero

Gero — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:32:51 +0000

Dentist: You haven’t been flossing everyday, have you?

Jeff: No, not everyday. Last time I flossed…YOU did it!

That’s from Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and it is true of at least 90% of Americans. And it’s only not true for the other 10% because they can’t afford dental visits…

By: David

David — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:26:23 +0000

This graph is all wrong… I never lie to my dentist.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:48:30 +0000

Never lied to your parents? That’s a lie.

By: fish eye no miko

fish eye no miko — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:59:01 +0000

Anyone who says they’ve never lied to their parents or bishop (or analogous religious authority figure; ie, rabbi, pastor, etc) is… well, lying.

This graph would be a win if the last one was, “to you” or “on the internet” and was labeled as “all the time” implying that none of those is true.

By: buh

buh — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:56:50 +0000

This graph is a lie.

Pretty much everyone lies at some level to everyone else, every time they meet. It’s how society functions.

(except when lying to religious figures. dat sheet get you sent to hell)

By: Radar

Radar — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:44:46 +0000

I concur with ?, completellyyy

By: Saiiiiiid

Saiiiiiid — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:29:44 +0000

we may only wish it could be so..

By: ?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:29:00 +0000

Looks like you never were a teenager, i lied pretty often than…