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Looks like you never were a teenager, i lied pretty often than…
My thoughts exactly. Even my 3-year-old lies to me.
no, you guys arent getting it. the “lying to self” part covers the part where you make yourself believe that you never lie to mum, dad or the bishop.
LOL. This is one of the best comments on this graph.
and you are one of the most gullible people commenting on this graph.
And you are the most desperate-to-feel-smart people in this thread.
Can we all stop being mentally retarded here?
we may only wish it could be so..
I concur with ?, completellyyy
Then you should learn what “Reply” means.
This graph is a lie.
Pretty much everyone lies at some level to everyone else, every time they meet. It’s how society functions.
(except when lying to religious figures. dat sheet get you sent to hell)
You basically said everyone’s lying to everyone every time anyone talks to anyone.
Something tells me you haven’t thought this out.
pedantic note: he *wrote* that everyone’s lying to everyone every time anyone talks to anyone… so although everyone might be lying when speaking/talking to everyone else, writing is a whole different matter. Supposedly. Or apparently. Or something like that. Or not. lol.
Anyone who says they’ve never lied to their parents or bishop (or analogous religious authority figure; ie, rabbi, pastor, etc) is… well, lying.
This graph would be a win if the last one was, “to you” or “on the internet” and was labeled as “all the time” implying that none of those is true.
oh i lie to my bishop all the time. i find it fun how he gets so shocked. the sad truth is that in reality i’m boring. but a reputation takes years to build…
Never lied to your parents? That’s a lie.
This graph is all wrong… I never lie to my dentist.
Dentist: You haven’t been flossing everyday, have you?
Jeff: No, not everyday. Last time I flossed…YOU did it!
That’s from Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and it is true of at least 90% of Americans. And it’s only not true for the other 10% because they can’t afford dental visits…
… they can’t afford dental visits
or don’t go to the dentist until something hurts and is obviously wrong. Oh, Mr Dentist doesn’t like that. He uses the extra large, blunt needle when he catches you in that web.
does anyone ever go to the dentist if it doesnt hurt? i only go if i have to.
I don’t either. She knows anyway
Graph fail
This was totally made by a Mormon haha, who else answers to their bishop?
Off the top of my head, Anglicans, Roman Catholics, and Eastern Orthodox.
Rarely unless your priest is gone. When I was Catholic, I never answered to my bishop.
However, that totally explains the values on lying to mom and dad…
Oh really you go in his office and have a chat? I was under the impression that they are a bit higher up
Haha That was the first thing that I though when I saw Bishop.
That the guy was Mormon I mean.
Cuz Mormons are awesome!
Then wouldn’t it be Moms and Dad?
Mom/Sister and Dad is also acceptable.
my mom’s my dental hygienist. and it’s still true.
im catholic and guess when the last time i answered to my bishop…. never
Please tell me you don’t think Catholics are the only religious people to have bishops.
no this was suppose to be a response to neenersh i hit reply but it put it down here
You never lied to your parents? You’re either lying to US with this graph, or you’re just a complete dork.
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How does this make the main page?
it lies. i’ve lied to every one of those except my dentist. which is the person i probably should be lying to.
same!
This still cracked me up, even if it’s not 100% true. The funny thing is I lie to my dentist even though I really like and respect him, and I know he can see right through the lies!
“Any problems here?”
“(Well I have this unbarable pain from my braces scraping away the wrentched gums in my mouth, making me choke on blood.) No sir.”
so true lol