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FORST and lame.
Forst?
HA HA.
FOREST!!!XD
What? Porn isn’t real?!
Perhaps they mean that there is porn of hings that are not real. I.E. Unicorns
or the government?
ESPECIALLY the government.
rule 35 is “if no porn exists of something it will be made”
thats probably why its rule 35 and not rule 34 because its not “if something exists there is porn about it” its “there is porn about everything that exists and then some”
someones got a few anger issues…
Reread the rules, you’re wrong.
Wow…missed the joke entirely. Ok, Rule # 35 comes after what rule? Rule 34. Rule 34 states that “If it exists, there is porn of it.” Therefore, rule # 35 states the inverse. Welcome to humor, you’ll get the hang of it someday.
Thank you for pointing it out so I didn’t have to.
(Do you want to get yourself b& & v&, do not talk about /b/!)
First! It’s rule 34 btw.
Just what I was thinking.
It is rule 34. And it means that if it exists, whether it be object, thought, or idea, there is porn of it somewere on teh interwebs.
but rule #34 isn’t completely true. There is no porn of me on the internet. Or most of my friends (well, at least some of them…maybe, at least I can speak for myself).
Oh you just aren’t looking hard enough.
Har! I think I’m gonna go try to find porn of myself now. Gosh that would be awkward to watch.
Judging by your chosen name, you aren’t the only one who wouldn’t like it.
And there IS porn about fat cats …. I’m sure of it.
ah, Steve, there is now. I will be writing some just for you!
That’s where rule #35 comes in.
If there isn’t porn found, it must be created
you forget rule 35: if there is no porn of it, it shall be made
well, you know what to do to rectify that situation!
Rule #34 is inviolable. From this we can conclude that you do not exist
Its not something specific, its a generaly knw object, thought or idea. Its not like the interwebs read our minds, right? Right!?!
i think he means that if it doesn’t exist there still is a porn of it
yes thank u, glad someone gets it (:
and im a ‘she’ btw
It’s a sad state of affairs when simple humor has to be explained to the unwashed masses. It’s too bad there’s no IQ test that has to be taken to use the Internet. Good graph, thumbs up.
agreed. the graph rocks
There are no women on the internet!
You’re third. Also, he’s saying in this graph that there is a rule 35, that is the “real” rule of internet porn. Rule 34 is that if something exists, there is porn. Apparently, rune 35 is that there is not only porn of everything real, but also porn of things that aren’t…
fail. rule 35 is that if there isnt porn for it, it will be made.
Fail. rule 35 is “if there is porn of it, there is furry porn of it”
Fail. Rule 35 is if there isn’t porn of it, /r/ will make porn of it.
Fail. It’s /b/ will make porn of it. inb4 rules 1 and 2 reply
Darn i lost the game
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
damn it now i lost the game!
I hate you. I haven’t lost since August. You suck.
“Things that excist” should be a hell of a lot smaller.
…and one letter shorter…
Well played, good sir. I award you with 5 internets and coat hanger.*
*Winner may or may not receive coat hanger, depending on proximity to closet and willingness to stand up and grab said object.
No.
How about a shark doin’ a bear? that would be hot.
Yes it was.
+50 pts
You’re a troll.
Rule 34, dumbass.
Idiot, Rule 35 comes after Rule 34. This isn’t a re-working of Rule 34, retard.
yeah too bad it’s rule 34. rule 35 is “if no porn exists, it will be made”
I feel like this has been done before already….
Can we just ship this one over to FAIL Blog?
Agreed, they misplaced this entry here.
I’m formally requesting an anti-favorite button. One that punches the ones who voted a submission to the front page.
…and punches them in the balls
RULE 34 DAMN YOU
Damn you – ITS RULE 34! That’s an epic fail.
Rule #1: Don’t talk about Fight Club.
No, no. Rule #2 is Don’t talk about fight club.
so many broken rules. and it’s not even done right.
Its rule 34 dumbass!
It’s rule 34, not 35.
#34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
#35: If no porn of it is found, it will be made.
I saw it, thought it was rather true. And then I noticed the fail in it. I looked at the comments for one single reason, to see how many had wailed on it because of the fail. I’m surprised there were so few.
We are anonymous, we are legion.
Rule 34 states “there’s porn of it,” not 35
Sweet jesus, please take this down, it’s an embarrassment to the legion.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Please get rid of it.
Pretty weak legion. Nobody is really in concurrence with your tenets of porn rules.
rule 34 – if it exists there is porn of it
rule 35 – if it does exist and there is no porn of it there will be soon
ITS RULE 34 YOU NOOB!
RULE 101 ON YOU!
FAIL! Rule 34!!!!
um its rule number 34 dumbass
The graph might not have been very funny, but these comments should be bronzed.
It’s rule 34, dumbass. Also, NO EXCEPTIONS.
Trolled. All of you.
agreed
but failtroll
Rule 67: Quit posting the same goddamn graph over and over again.
frist
Hahaha, “First” Fail! Lol.
seventy-eighth
Did you count? Did you really count? I am too lazy to count so did you count? Really?
Negative twelfth
Rule 34- threre is porn of it, no exceptions
Rule 35 – if there is no porn of it, it will be made
Came in just for the comments.
Anonymous delivers.
“Things about which there is porn”
this belongs on failblog, being a /b/tard myself i must point out that you have failed epicly in depicting the rules of the internet properly
Sincerely,
Anonymous
SergentSiler, you have failed.
In addition to breaking rules 1 and 2, you are not, in fact, anonymous.
We are anonymous. We are legion. We never forgive, Sergent.
Fail, sir.
Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids. Lern 2 /b/.
s@#$ i broke rule 1 and 2 D:<
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gotta say… the maker of this one failed hard… Shoulda done a bit more research before jumpin on the bandwagon
I ignored the title error and found this funny.
True story.
rule 35 is deliberate. its saying there is more porn than what exists. you’re all right about what rule 34 is, but this is an improvised one for 35
Yeah, if you have to explain it so much, the joke fails.
No, Ali is right, and it really shouldn’t require explaining – I read it that way first time. He’s not trying to say the graph is the truth about Rule 34, he’s saying that “Rule 35″ is the truth about porn. Almost everybody else that’s commenting here is a dumbass for not getting it.
I didn’t know there was a rule 35, either. But then, I don’t pay attention to every silly internet meme that exists. I have a life.
So hey, even if it has a slight error, regardless of the rule number, it’s still funny.
It’s not the graph-makers fault that half of the Internet users in the world are retarded.
This is exactly how I read it! And then I wondered why no one else seemed to get it, LoL.
Seeing as how there already is a rule 35 though, it would have been more in line for it to be rule 34.5 or something like that.
Rick from SSO?
I demand rule 34 on this graph
You’re one sick puppy.
You’re not sick enough.
*Facepalm.jpg*
It’s rule 34 dumbass
go back ebaums
Will someone please educate the non-porn watching? What is this referring to, or do I want to sleep tonight and ergo don’t want to know?
It states “incorrectly in this graph” that if it exist there is porn of it/will be porn of it soon.
But I still haven’t found Shaq-Fu porn, and that game has a catgirl.
Really?
I hate 4chan, but I know that it’s Rule 34, not Rule 35, that’s that rule.
Rule 35 is “if there is no porn of it, it shall be made.”
And that is exactly what this graph illustrates…rule 35. Even if it does not exist, there is porn of it.
And with all the yelling of “Rule 34″, nobody even sees it says “Things there IS porn of”.
What are the makers of this graph? Internet-illiterate gangsters?
Because it isn’t meant to be rule 34 to begin with.
Rule 14, commenters. If you argue with a troll, they win.
Upon this day you have all been trolled.
Legion weeps.
roflcopter. can people stop saying fail over 9,000 times? kthxbai
Its Rule #34 stupid-ass
*headdesk*
Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it.”
THIS GRAPH STATES: “There is porn of everything that exists, PLUS A BUNCH THAT DOESN’T EXIST.”
See? DIFFERENCE.
*sigh*
I wish there was a porno about Rule #34.
How have you missed that one??
These stupid graphs are sooooo old and tired. Not funny at all.
Rule 34. NOT RULE 35……..
(See every other post on this page) i.e. congrats on missing the joke entirely.
rule#34 pal
Wrong, rule 35. This is a new rule, not a reworking of rule 34. Look at the graph. I’ll walk you through it if you need me to.
I do believe you are thinking of Rule 34, my good man.
Au contraire. This is the rule that comes after Rule 34. Rule 34 is if it exists, there is porn of it. Rule 35 is even if it does not exist, porn will be made of it.
You’re thinking of rule #34.
#34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule #35 states that if there isn’t porn of it, it will be made.
Right, exactly what this graph illustrates; Rule 35. Look harder.
Before we start talking about rule 34, let us first remember rules 1 and 2.
FAIL!!!! RULE 34!
What I was gonna say!
Its called rule #34, wow, name fail
What did you just do there, oh high and mighty?
Any chance you might be taking this a wee bit too seriously, Lilly? ^_~
I watched some hilarious Teen Titan porn last week at a party… fun, and weird!
Per Stewie, you will be sent to a work camp!…”irregardless”…sigh.