Comments on: When You Look At Your Cell Phone

By: T

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 03:46:00 +0000

As irritating as swapping letters for numbers is, it’s far more irritating when people trying to sound smart can’t use proper grammar themselves.

By: screwyouguys

screwyouguys — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:07:02 +0000

I love how people fight about graphs on graphjam.

“Hey, I ‘m gonna take 10 minutes out of my worthless life to point out everything I hate about this graph on GraphJam!”

By: MoonHitler

MoonHitler — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:19:16 +0000

Was just thinking that.

By: Kat

Kat — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:32:05 +0000

I’m pretty sure this graph was meant to be funny, hence the repetition of “when you get bored”, and as for the “weren’t looking when you first checked part”, if anyone doesn’t get that, it just means that your minds are weeeeeell rested and you’ve never been really stressed out or tired. Ever. But don’t worry, the rest of us get it, it’s okay, you’re just special

By: me

me — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:27:10 +0000

i like pie

By: also

also — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:47:16 +0000

when playing with yourself on the toilet

By: jeezor

jeezor — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:45:54 +0000

i think you mean that its not “for” graphjam and thats its “for” failblog. 4 is a number.

By: NO NAME

NO NAME — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:20:55 +0000

When your bored was put twice

By: FML

FML — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:10:28 +0000

Engrish.

By: sayan1985

sayan1985 — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:50:25 +0000

That is what I do very often

By: Fondu

Fondu — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:28:07 +0000

I’m so bored that I have to bore myself while being bored on my boring phone.

By: ariet

ariet — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:59:18 +0000

Ecxatly what i do

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:18:59 +0000

Bingo!

By: poofy

poofy — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:51:13 +0000

wow this is not 4 graphjam its 4 fail blog

By: JuuEi

JuuEi — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:45:00 +0000

That is so true. And I hate the truth this way.

By: ROFLOL

ROFLOL — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:48:11 +0000

this happened to my got call and teacher takes it away for vibrating in my pocket

By: that guy

that guy — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:07:52 +0000

You’re a bigger fail than the creator of this graph

By: Orzo

Orzo — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:26:22 +0000

Can I ask you people how long you actually spend on the throne that you have time to look at porn? Sheesh. Go in, do your business, get out and look at porn in the comfort of your actual furniture.

By: AbbyPsych

AbbyPsych — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:56:32 +0000

Where’s the “to use as a flashlight” section?

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:31:55 +0000

I second. Ha! “looking at porn on…” *thinking that’s a great idea!*

By: Bethany

Bethany — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:40:29 +0000

At least you can use the excuse that your phone didn’t show you the time the first time when you have to check again. I just have to admit that I didn’t actually look the first time. Worse when someone asks you the time three seconds after you “checked” it.

By: quote

quote — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:04:19 +0000

because you didnt checked the time the first time you checked it

By: dilek

dilek — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:35:58 +0000

True? How can you double check the time more than you check the time? The blue and red should have been equal. Big fail.

By: dilek

dilek — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:34:33 +0000

Epic Fail…

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:06:59 +0000

I really try to wear watches, but they always get eaten by the big machinery in my workplace… Also, they leave me with ridiculous watch tan lines on top of my already ridiculous tan-on-one-side-due-to-driving.

By: 9AndS

9AndS — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:11:38 +0000

haha soo true! WIN

By: TheObject

TheObject — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:41:16 +0000

They were accounting for the 3rd, 4th, and 5th checks. Its always tough when you want to check the time but get distracted by a shiny text message.

By: TheObject

TheObject — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:37:25 +0000

you, sir, need to make a graph. One that is actually funny would be a nice change of pace.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:36:21 +0000

Either that, or he’s talking about the units.

By: Churj

Churj — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:13:45 +0000

Cleary, it’s in brackets because everything listed is a concentration, in mol/L

By: ORLY

ORLY — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:12:45 +0000

So true

When I’m looking at the time on the phone, I’m thinking of something else already, and I just look at the phone without watching the hours

I do every except the pink one

By: Rops

Rops — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:59:46 +0000

Sooo True

By: nerdly_dood

nerdly_dood — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:39:38 +0000

No, i do it a lot too – and my phone’s awesomeness is on par with a tracfone. (aka total crapper) – it only shows the time if i have a signal.

By: Me

Me — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:24:37 +0000

this graph is sooo true i thought i was the only one that did this!! lol

By: Savage

Savage — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:09:46 +0000

I always do this! xD I pull up the cellphone from my pocket to check the time, put it back in there, a few seconds goes by and I realize I did not check the time.

By: Lolmaster

Lolmaster — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:50:07 +0000

If you are doublechecking the time, then you first check it, which means that the blue slice should be the same size or bigger than the red one.

FAILGRAPH

By: nicolas

nicolas — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:15:30 +0000

yes we know, he used [when you're bored] twice
/sigh

By: sd6515

sd6515 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:59:43 +0000

well then a start would be not to have when you’re bored on there twice with different results

By: Oozed

Oozed — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:21:26 +0000

Lol, [When you are bored] and [When you are bored]. I take it the poster must have been too bored to check twice before failing this one.

By: KZN02

KZN02 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:51:50 +0000

So much for watches.

By: RJ

RJ — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:38:10 +0000

Who are we looking busy to when we are alone? When I am by myself in public I may pretend to do something but not when I am alone. Unless you have that “I am alone in a crowd” philosophical thing going.

By: Pootah

Pootah — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:33:58 +0000

What pretending to text during awkward silences?

By: also

also — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:32:52 +0000

when playing a game on the toilet

By: that guy

that guy — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:27:28 +0000

Also, why is everything [in brackets]? This is just a huge all-around embarrassing failure.

By: JackBond

JackBond — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:14:57 +0000

[when you're bored] is bigger than [when you're bored]. That doesn't make sense.

By: Jake

Jake — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:51:35 +0000

I was just going to say that… plus “when you’re bored” is listed twice.

How did this get posted?

By: people with smart phones

people with smart phones — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:48:13 +0000

Also, [to look at porn on the toilet].

By: lunerrrrs

lunerrrrs — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:37:03 +0000

Is “When you’re bored” supposed to be there twice? Makes sense, doublely bored!

By: Yegorbombs

Yegorbombs — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:34:56 +0000

How can you double check the time more than you check the time in the first place? At least get the graph to make some sense if you’re not going to be all that original.

Fail.

By: 1

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:13:20 +0000

signed