Comments on: Zombie Apocalypse Objects by Usefulness

By: Penguin Baseball

Penguin Baseball — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 08:54:20 +0000

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By: Tarik

Tarik — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:18:10 +0000

Use a Bullpup assault rifle. Easy to aim with due to the magazine not weighing down the front of the rifle, compact, accurate, can be put into automatic fire during sticky situations (You will need precision if you want to make sure that they have a hole in their head so semi auto is a recommendation), lightweight Atleast 2 – 3 Kilograms, the bullets will be enough to make heads explode and you have 30 rounds per magazine.
But of course if you don’t want a weapon that jams all the time use an AK…

By: ._.

._. — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 19:44:37 +0000

WHY?!?!? WHY PUT IN A ZOMBIELAND REFERENCE?!?!?!

By: sunshine_death♥

sunshine_death♥ — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 23:55:58 +0000

i say the perfect wepon is Jusitn Bieber,the zombies will kill themselfs

problem?

By: you or me

you or me — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 15:46:02 +0000

You’re forgetting the banjo. It’s practically the best tool for killing zombies…

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:38:25 +0000

Idiots. A shotgun is pointless. If your close enough to use a shotgun, you’re already dead. Which just gives me one more Zack to kill.

By: Kira Wonrey

Kira Wonrey — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:10:51 +0000

If you don’t know how to use katanas, don’t pick them. Or shurikens, neither. They’re damn dufficult to use. The same with the bow.

Zombies can’t climb, but they can get on top of each other and reach the windows.

I live in a 8th floor so all I have to do is destroy the stairs to the 6th and 7th floor and turn off the lifts and I’ll be safe. However, I’ll use a M1 carbine.

My god, you need to read the Zombie Survival Hand guide by Max Brooks or you won’t survive.

By: Hegataro

Hegataro — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:26:33 +0000

Ill personaly pick…. 1 or 2 katanas, a crowbat, a crossbow( ) or a bow and maybe a pack of shurikens (ninja stars) for long range attacks. Ill hide in a certain spot, most likely in a 2nd floor, destroy the stairs and put traps under windows, so they couldn’t climb up (if it was posible by any matter) and ill get a snipe rifle with night vision and stuff… And in the building, ill put oil in the doors, so they wont get in …..

By: Hegataro

Hegataro — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:20:26 +0000

yeah, but when you seperate the brain from the body, they cant move, you know… Bcuz of the spinal core

By: Hegataro

Hegataro — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:16:16 +0000

exactly

By: John Curd

John Curd — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:13:05 +0000

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By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 05:46:52 +0000

People used to laugh at the world being round too

By: WereDuck

WereDuck — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:42:59 +0000

SLEDGE HAMMERS, a good sledge hammer is slow, but takes down several zombies at a time

By: K2

K2 — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:46:23 +0000

What you really need is a crowbar. It is a useful tool for opening doors, crates of ammo for your guns, smashing stuff, and even as a last-ditch weapon. Everyone knows that the item of choice during a zombie apocalypse is either a crowbar or a semi-automatic rifle.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:45:24 +0000

WRONG…blades don’t need reloading!

By: Bert

Bert — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:11:07 +0000

U must smoke a lot of crack if you’re looking at this graph then.

By: Jacen

Jacen — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:21:11 +0000

I feel I should clarify. “Sufficiently” basically means “at all”. If you’re doing something to the brain that cause more damage, than, say a slap, you’re going to end up killing the zombie.

By: Jacen

Jacen — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:15:31 +0000

Zibeb is correct. Well done.

By: Jacen

Jacen — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:14:40 +0000

Actually, you only need to sufficiently damage the brain-there’s no need (or way) to completely destroy it. Alternatively, you could decapitate a zombie to decommission it. Also, using a shotgun to try to kill a zombie would be needlessly dangerous considering the spray of gray matter and blood that, if touched by cuts or open sores, would zombify you and render your endeavor useless, except as tasty bait.

By: ThatHippieChick

ThatHippieChick — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:33:01 +0000

Incapacitate, yes, but you would save yourself a lot of trouble by just cutting through the skull, thus killing the brain. Even a decapitated zombie can still bite, spreading the infection.

By: ThatHippieChick

ThatHippieChick — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:29:36 +0000

Um, zombies have no thought process. They can’t be confused. They can’t be caught off guard. Not to mention the fact that a butter knife is not a particularly good cutting weapon.

By: ThatHippieChick

ThatHippieChick — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:27:34 +0000

Not the neck, the head. You have to kill the brain, which is where the disease is housed.

By: Lolcakes

Lolcakes — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 03:04:15 +0000

Dude, all you need is a katana to stab the neck or decapitate. I’d just get that and my 22 MP5.

By: Trainwreck

Trainwreck — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:52:56 +0000

silencers will still give you away. In real life, silencer make gunshots sound somewhat like a car door being slammed. Not the pift you hear in movies and video games.

By: Trainwreck

Trainwreck — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:51:01 +0000

God. Apparently none of you have read the Zombie Survival Hand guide by Max Brooks, as it looks like only a handfull you will survive the zombie apocalypse. Blades don’t need reloading, Bats are not good defense weapons as the bend easy (aluminum) or break quickly (wood) Yes they may be good if their are 2 or three zombies and you need to quickly grab something to kill them with. But don’t rely on them. Zombies are slow moving creatures (They can’t run). Only humans can become zombies. A crowbar is the best weapon to use as it’s heavy enough to bludgeon the zombie to death yet light enough to carry around. (plus you may need it to pry open a locked door) Shotgun, rifle, or pistol. It does not matter. As long as the brain is destroyed, said zombie is “dead”. Even a rifle that shoots .22LR rounds is good as it penetrates the head but will usually bounce off the back of the skull scrambling the brain. If you hole yourself up. go to a house, get to the second floor and destroy the stairs.

By: etho

etho — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:12:55 +0000

But if they can do that, they aren’t zombies. They are just assholes.

By: Moo

Moo — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:43:41 +0000

Actually pistols are handing as back up weapons to your primary weapon. Now the best rifle to have is a carbine because they have big clips and the ammo is light and there is a lot of it. Now shotguns are ok but they really arent the best for zombie survivial. The shells are bulky, and the range just is not good enough for killing zombies. Now for the bst survival it would be great to use anything silenced because then the other zombies will not know where you are.

By: Zigga Zignut

Zigga Zignut — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:21:50 +0000

All of you with the bludgeoning/slicing weaponry only are assuming that the zombies will be slow moving, living dead kind. What if they’re just merely the infected type and are fast, or super-human fast, moving?

Play Left4Dead with a bat/sword/cricket bat on Expert and see how far you get…

By: The Butterknife

The Butterknife — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:58:44 +0000

my all time favorite weapon for fending off the zombies, has to be the butter knife. Everyone knows it completely confuses the zombies and then u catch them off guard and cut em up.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:13:33 +0000

….Paddle. Cricket Paddle.

By: alec

alec — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:42:09 +0000

all non-zombie believers are in denial and will die first in the zombie apocalypse

By: HistoryMaker

HistoryMaker — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:26:35 +0000

A blade is way more than mildly usefull
>never runs out of ammo
>Usefull for other stuff

It would depend on the blade a paring knife woul be kinda useless

By: salmon

salmon — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:53:15 +0000

mmm…zombie Norris bacon. nom nom nom.

By: Mesh

Mesh — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:00:25 +0000

Well reloading fast enough wouldn’t be a problem because zombies (not rage things or rabid people, classic Romero-esque undead zombies) don’t run. They shuffle.

By: Not Really

Not Really — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:07:14 +0000

Fire will kill zombies… eventually. Unfortunately, it would take quite a while for the outer flesh to burn and eventually destroy the brain. In the meantime, you will have flaming zombies walking around setting stuff on fire. Most likely you, since, I would imagine, it isn’t terribly easy running with a flamethrower strapped to your back.

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:20:21 +0000

“Hmm, a baseball bat might not be so good if you have several zombies coming at you. It might take a lot of time and energy to beat the undead to death haha.”

But you can swing it in a long arc to knock them back, then run like the wind. Depends if your plan is to kill all the zombies or to escape

By: whatever

whatever — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:31:47 +0000

Many people seems to forget bladed weapons can go dull and need periodical sharpening.

By: ClickClick

ClickClick — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:53:33 +0000

And how fast can you shoot and reload a shotgun
when a pack of 50 howling zombies runs at you?
But a machete, as pointed out by others (no pun intended)
will take a licking and keep on ticking.
Just get that swing action going, left, right, left, right, and you will be cutting a path through that zombie hord in no time.

By: Elias

Elias — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:31:28 +0000

ummm, bow and arrow, gun with bayonet and sound suppressor, sword/big knife, soke grenades, flairs, and solar powered car(?).

By: andy

andy — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:47:17 +0000

all zombie belivers are on crack

By: inigo montoyo

inigo montoyo — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:58:43 +0000

this comment is full of winsomeness

By: David

David — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:20:25 +0000

bladed weapons need tobe higher because of one simple rule
A sword doesn`t need to reload

By: Humm.

Humm. — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:24:58 +0000

May work if the zombies are just coming to pummel you, but if they have not completely been reduced to the level of a sea slug, they still might have the basic idea of using ranged weapons such as pulling the trigger of a gun that you left behind taking the machetes, or throwing rocks. If so, then you’re screwed.

By: ostrichman1

ostrichman1 — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:58:20 +0000

yah but then i kneecap you with my pistol and leave you to be lunch

By: Aaaaargh

Aaaaargh — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:56:17 +0000

Gravity guns too, especially useful at a sawmill.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:40:15 +0000

Indeed! I am astonished that the eminently useful cricket bat has not been more widely recommended!

By: Niv

Niv — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:38:10 +0000

Hmm, a baseball bat might not be so good if you have several zombies coming at you. It might take a lot of time and energy to beat the undead to death haha.

Of course, a gun would be preferable until you run out of ammo…which is only a matter of time if it is a true apocalypse.

Don’t see why he put bladed weapons so low. The only 100% sure way to incapacitate a zombie is to cleave off its limbs! I would keep a nice long sword at my side at all times… one with good speed and dismembering power such as a katana or scimitar.

By: RstyBdgr

RstyBdgr — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:46:15 +0000

Bladed weapons are actually more efficient than guns, for blades dont run out. Ill take 2 machetes over a couple guns anyday

By: slupine

slupine — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:39:35 +0000

What about a flamethrower? Fire kills zombies, right?

By: slupine

slupine — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:38:30 +0000

Well if you’ve got nothing else it’d work in a pinch.