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It’s good to see that stars don’t teach a lot of mortal values to children.
My dad once went to Louisiana and volunteered to help clean up the mess after Katrina hit. His task was to help gut one of the destroyed homes and help remove the clutter so that a new one could be built in its place. He said that while he was down there, celebrities showed up for photo shoots, had their time on camera, and then left without lifting a finger to help. So the celebrities get credit for doing absolutely nothing, while the people who actually bust their asses to do something worthwhile aren’t even acknowledged. Tell me, why exactly are these “stars” held in such high regard?
he was pointing out the typo. Mortal / moral.
Rearrange the following words: “High horse, get off your”
Cheers fella
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On another note “mortal,” lol.
We should be teaching the immortal values. Mortal values are so temporal.
“Mortal” values? Isn’t that what Heath Ledger did?
Do we mean “Moral” values? How do you add a negative quantity in a pie chart?
Yeah the “mortal” thing made me twitch, too, LoL.
It’s the latest video game, right? Isn’t it? No?
MORTAL VALUES…. fight.
^ made me LOL
Hey, someone submit this as “humor fail”
Yeah, but this comment is TOTALLY hilarious.
i r teh tr00lz
FINISH HIM!
Morality.
^ lol! ^
Mortal values?
Moral Kombat? It would be immoral to combat over morals…
Moral Kombat. LMAO
I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this or not, but the submitter of this graph labeled one piece of the pie chart therein with the word “mortal” where they probably meant “moral.”
You said, “…therein…”
I am trying to do the numbers on how many stars there are related to the number of clothing lines at Mal-Wart.
I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this or not, but Nick R. Bocker obviously didn’t read any of the other comments before posting.
Nor did he see the ones that already mentioned the mortal/moral spelling mistake.
redundant WIN
I don’t know if anyone understands sarcasm, but Mr Bocker was pointing out how many people had made such a comment.
Yes, because there must be 90-100 different celebrity clothing lines at Wal-Mart. WTF is this person talking about? Fail much?
Has anybody mentioned the typo yet?
Very much so.
“mortal” values???
Why are uneducated retards allowed to create graphs for this site?
Why are judgmental, pernickety, pompous windbags allowed to create replies?
And before you correct me on pernickety … look it up
Finally! Someone else who thinks everyone else needs to lighten up!
Ha! Because calling people “judgmental, pernickety, pompous windbags” is so light and carefree of you.
Besides, why use “pernickety”? To prove that you’re so much smarter than everyone else? It makes you sound pretty pompous yourself. Read Chapter 12 of To Kill A Mockingbird. You could benefit from it.
That was a terrible book. I suggest, say, “Snow Crash” or “The Gargoyle” Instead.
Although the first one might actually /encourage/ pompous personalities….
Mortal values! OBVIOUSLY the maker meant die when you get old.
Omg, health care doesn’t have a space in it. Is there another typo.
*enables sarcasm detector for future readers/posters*
And I thought only Chuck Norris teaches anything about mortality…
That’s because Chuck Norris only has mortal values.
As I’m sure they meant moral values, I have to say…That orange slice is like WAY too big.
[sigh]…what process do these things go through to get to the front page anyway? Is there someway for the maker to stack the system despite clearly shoddy work?
Does Tiger Woods count? Cuz he’s always doing celebrity stuff too.
Mostly these comments are the usual crap. If you’re interested in reading some literate, funny and informative comments, go to the ones for “Working the Info Desk at the Bookstore.” You can read all of them and never, even once, get disgusted at the crappy, nit-picky comments.
Hey! I resemble that comment! What’re you…wait…
That’s crap. The ones on that graph as just as stupid as any of the graphs here, including this one.
*cough cough* mileycyrus *cough cough*
oh no guys. I think i may have suffered a moral wound.
obviously this person ignores every celebrity if they think no celebrity does any drugs after they get famous
The question is would anyone actually want celebrities, Paris Hilton for example, attempting to give teens “helpful advice”?
it would be something like ‘remember to use a condom when you have sex’
there’s no option for “screw up and screw self big time?” Boy I thought that would be here.
Mortal values?
“teach mortal values”
“now remember kids, you will all die one day”
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