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What stars do with their newfound fame


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What stars do with their newfound fame

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  1. Letuce says:

    It’s good to see that stars don’t teach a lot of mortal values to children.

    • My dad once went to Louisiana and volunteered to help clean up the mess after Katrina hit. His task was to help gut one of the destroyed homes and help remove the clutter so that a new one could be built in its place. He said that while he was down there, celebrities showed up for photo shoots, had their time on camera, and then left without lifting a finger to help. So the celebrities get credit for doing absolutely nothing, while the people who actually bust their asses to do something worthwhile aren’t even acknowledged. Tell me, why exactly are these “stars” held in such high regard?

    • RxCowboy says:

      We should be teaching the immortal values. Mortal values are so temporal.

  2. Matt says:

    “Mortal” values? Isn’t that what Heath Ledger did?

    Do we mean “Moral” values? How do you add a negative quantity in a pie chart?

  3. bodo says:

    It’s the latest video game, right? Isn’t it? No?

  4. ddg says:

    MORTAL VALUES…. fight.

  5. dave says:

    Hey, someone submit this as “humor fail”

  6. Scorpion says:

    FINISH HIM!

    Morality.

  7. sane person says:

    Mortal values?

  8. Moral Kombat says:

    Moral Kombat? It would be immoral to combat over morals…

  9. Nick R. Bocker says:

    I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this or not, but the submitter of this graph labeled one piece of the pie chart therein with the word “mortal” where they probably meant “moral.”

    • RJ says:

      You said, “…therein…”

      I am trying to do the numbers on how many stars there are related to the number of clothing lines at Mal-Wart.

  10. Thomas A. Anderson says:

    I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this or not, but Nick R. Bocker obviously didn’t read any of the other comments before posting.

  11. NP says:

    Yes, because there must be 90-100 different celebrity clothing lines at Wal-Mart. WTF is this person talking about? Fail much?

  12. Bappi says:

    Has anybody mentioned the typo yet?

  13. Andyroo says:

    “mortal” values???
    Why are uneducated retards allowed to create graphs for this site?

    • Feisty says:

      Why are judgmental, pernickety, pompous windbags allowed to create replies?

      And before you correct me on pernickety … look it up

      • thestashattacked says:

        Finally! Someone else who thinks everyone else needs to lighten up!

        • lalala says:

          Ha! Because calling people “judgmental, pernickety, pompous windbags” is so light and carefree of you.

          Besides, why use “pernickety”? To prove that you’re so much smarter than everyone else? It makes you sound pretty pompous yourself. Read Chapter 12 of To Kill A Mockingbird. You could benefit from it.

          • anon says:

            That was a terrible book. I suggest, say, “Snow Crash” or “The Gargoyle” Instead.
            Although the first one might actually /encourage/ pompous personalities….

  14. Alice says:

    Mortal values! OBVIOUSLY the maker meant die when you get old.

  15. RJ says:

    Omg, health care doesn’t have a space in it. Is there another typo.

  16. bodo says:

    *enables sarcasm detector for future readers/posters*

  17. TPS says:

    And I thought only Chuck Norris teaches anything about mortality…

  18. omni_squirrel says:

    As I’m sure they meant moral values, I have to say…That orange slice is like WAY too big.

  19. kg333 says:

    [sigh]…what process do these things go through to get to the front page anyway? Is there someway for the maker to stack the system despite clearly shoddy work?

  20. whistle blower says:

    Does Tiger Woods count? Cuz he’s always doing celebrity stuff too.

  21. dogsleder says:

    Mostly these comments are the usual crap. If you’re interested in reading some literate, funny and informative comments, go to the ones for “Working the Info Desk at the Bookstore.” You can read all of them and never, even once, get disgusted at the crappy, nit-picky comments.

  22. Squirrely__Kitteh says:

    *cough cough* mileycyrus *cough cough*

  23. Mudrock1000 says:

    oh no guys. I think i may have suffered a moral wound.

  24. Laureny says:

    The question is would anyone actually want celebrities, Paris Hilton for example, attempting to give teens “helpful advice”?

  25. EHW says:

    there’s no option for “screw up and screw self big time?” Boy I thought that would be here.

  26. Deer0ck says:

    Mortal values?

  27. Truthgiver says:

    “teach mortal values”

    “now remember kids, you will all die one day”

    HaHhahAhAHAHahaa

  28. hullaballoo says:

    obviously this person ignores every celebrity if they think no celebrity does any drugs after they get famous


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