Comments on: Things New Moon Consists of http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:51:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Yeah! http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-222017 Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:04:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-222017 Or exhaling loudly.

]]> By: KHEHH http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-182821 Fri, 13 May 2011 13:24:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-182821 You mean sparkly, gay, wannabe vampire fairies?

]]> By: blahdeeblah http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-181472 Sat, 07 May 2011 20:24:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-181472 Or blinking wildly.

]]> By: Dragyrn1456 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-160441 Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:45:56 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-160441 that’s not a good thing…

]]> By: Dragyrn1456 http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-160439 Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:44:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-160439 win, good sir.

]]> By: CheezburgerFanatic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-154110 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 08:03:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-154110 WIN!

]]> By: CheezburgerFanatic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-154107 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 07:04:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-154107 Let me ask you this: is masturbatin’ to Taylor Laughtner bad?

]]> By: CheezburgerFanatic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-154106 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 07:00:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-154106 FAIL

]]> By: CheezburgerFanatic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-154105 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 06:58:56 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-154105 MY NOSE!

]]> By: CheezburgerFanatic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-154104 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 06:58:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-154104 HAHAHA!

]]> By: so-ace http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-146781 Wed, 17 Nov 2010 02:46:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-146781 sorry did you just say proper book? did you just call twilight a proper book????

]]> By: Vincent http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-130559 Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:04:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-130559 Isn’t Edward supposed to be 100+ years old or something (never read the books, never going to)? If so, then don’t forget pedophilia.

]]> By: Mario http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-129697 Wed, 18 Aug 2010 01:06:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-129697 You are both gay, id rather it be Bella (Shes the only one I remember from the commercial, so don’t get mad at me if there are way hotter girls in the movie)

]]> By: Jam http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-129075 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:17:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-129075 Agreed.

]]> By: maeglyn http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-129066 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 02:06:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-129066 I agree. The Host is really good. Much better than the Twilight series.. can’t wait until sequels… and if they plan on doing a horrible job on the movie, I might get upset lol

]]> By: Jorge http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-117587 Tue, 29 Jun 2010 03:55:00 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-117587 Congratulations my friend. You have completely revealed to the forum how low your entertainment value is.

You: O my god this mewviez r so excullents but not becuz of pl0tz but becuz of the acturz.

]]> By: Frodo http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-109062 Fri, 07 May 2010 16:58:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-109062 SO TRUE!! (:

]]> By: wrampage http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-95715 Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:13:53 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-95715 you mean sparkly gay vampires?

]]> By: Kira http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-94305 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 06:26:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-94305 WIN

]]> By: zenith http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-93105 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:52:01 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-93105 i’m sorry…is Twilight now considered a “proper book”?

]]> By: zenith http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-93104 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:50:07 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-93104 lol win.

]]> By: juanlu http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-93090 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 12:02:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-93090 FATALITY!!

]]> By: juuri http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-91179 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:19:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-91179 i dunno… i quite liked “Dear Alice, every time i’m with Jake, it feels like my hole’s being filled”

(slightly off topic) nothing beats in harry potter and the half-blood prince when snape shoves malfoy up against a wall and the camera zooms around the corner to harry so you can’t see snape and malfoy anymore and then malfoy yells out “I DON’T NEED PROTECTION!”

]]> By: juuri http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-91176 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:17:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-91176 i think it is, i’d MUCH rather it be jackson rathbone shirtless

]]> By: Michelle http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90682 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:09:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90682 actually, this is the most effective advertising tool i’ve seen for new moon! that kid’s ripped! and the best thing about those twilight movies is tearing them to shreds for personal enjoyment.

]]> By: Darakna http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90632 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:30:05 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90632 Well yeah, that’s what I thought the only reason would be … Film-makers gave you the powah … use it wisely. ^^
(but my advice: don’t react to the girls going “Ooooh!” and giggling if you want to get into their pants.)

]]> By: Darakna http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90629 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:23:59 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90629 I bow before the! XDD

]]> By: Seph http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90628 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:01:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90628 For men the Only time we should see this movie is if we’re trying to get laid…

]]> By: ftw http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90519 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:07:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90519 Holy crap, that’s what I thought. It’s basically the only reason to watch a Twilight movie: to make inappropriate jests and admire the chests.

]]> By: FML http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90400 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:50:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90400 Please keep yelling in the middle of movies. If I don’t have something in my pockets to throw, I keep some candy leftover for assholes like you.

]]> By: FML http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90399 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:46:02 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90399 You’re even COOLER than the Twilight haters! You haven’t even heard of this!
Nice try. You have the internets = you know what Twilight is.

]]> By: Edward http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90382 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:35:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90382 AGREED OMIGOD

]]> By: pandapants http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-90218 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:40:33 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-90218 this comment is so much win. so much i can’t handle it.

]]> By: Me http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89960 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:11:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89960 I’m so sure you went for ironic purposes (if by ironic you meant “wanted to see Taylor Lautner shirtless).

]]> By: Me http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89959 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:10:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89959 yeah, twilight is pretty much all pandering to thirteen year old girls, but The Host is good. put that in your annoyed pipe and smoke it.

]]> By: Me http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89958 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:06:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89958 why does everybody talk about the movies? read, philistines!

]]> By: SavingFishFromDrowning http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89764 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:02:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89764 I haven’t seen it yet, but because of this graph I almost want to. Almost.

]]> By: Jack http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89731 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:22:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89731 amen.

]]> By: lun http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89714 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 03:02:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89714 that movie was horrific. and tay. lautner is ugly. :c

]]> By: Mel http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89520 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:30:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89520 YOU WIN.

]]> By: Rachel http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89481 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:01:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89481 Thats not even imagery….its personification. You can give inanimate objects descriptions, etc that only a living being would have….a reluctant VCR does make sense, does it not? Did it tell you the tape did not go in smoothly? Its not inappropriate whatsoever…

]]> By: Chukwa http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89478 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:28:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89478 Okay, the book is always better, right? And good sequels are few and far between nowadays, right? Well, it the book sucked, right? Which means the movie sucked, right? Which means this will suck, and no amount of female teenage masturbation fuel could make this movie enjoyable at all.

]]> By: Chukwa http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89477 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:25:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89477 Darnit, I thought I came up with that joke. Looks like you beat me to it.

]]> By: Meef http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89473 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:57:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89473 And that makes it a bad movie how….?

]]> By: Audrey Mae http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89366 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:29:34 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89366 Cherish that gift

]]> By: Snickers http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89278 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:54:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89278 I don’t know, my oven IS a little self-conscious sometimes…

]]> By: MsMsBurning http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89216 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:10:59 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89216 Wish it had been 100% shirtless Lautner!

]]> By: vervain http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89192 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:27:56 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89192 It’s called BAD imagery. The quoted phrase is anthropomorphizing an inanimate object with an inappropriate emotional response, and sounds patently ridiculous. It makes about as much sense as saying “He slid the cookie sheet into the embarrassed oven.”

Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain, (a well-known writer of “proper” books) once said “The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug,” and he was right. Word choice matters. Usage matters. Otherwise you get something that looks like someone ate an unabridged dictionary…and then vomited.

]]> By: pling the girl http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89181 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:06:52 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89181 “When ya think about it, Bella has two options: Necrophilia or Bestiality” QFT!

]]> By: Verdantic http://graphjam.memebase.com/2009/12/07/funny-graphs-new-moon/comment-page-1/#comment-89178 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:54:22 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=29833#comment-89178 Well, yeah. Shirtlessness is all that movie has going for it. Well, maybe the nauseating ‘romance’ and camera-work, for anyone who needs an emetic.

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