Will that stop the depression that every damn brand of the pill gave me? That drove me to nearly kill myself twice?

I’ll stick with my IUD thanks, that way I can avoid twits like you.

And the pill? Think I’ll stay with my IUD and irregular period than the suicidal depression those little tablets gave me…ick.

Also a “summer camp” bar.

This happened to us. I am always clockwork. I got mine on our wedding day- two weeks before it should have arrived.

All that stress = malicious plotting menses.

So, of course, you’ll read my comic. You’ll decide to lie on the internet, saying “of course not”, when we all know you think that they’re hilarious. Shame.

Not to mention, if every woman on the planet got a hysterectomy before giving birth, it would wipe out the human race.

But, yeah, it would solve the period issue.

This explains a lot.

Troll baiting just isn’t what it used to be. Battle of wits, unarmed opponent, etc. *sigh*

Yah, I don’t think I would leave you in the kitchen by yourself. I’m not sure you’re able to safely operate any of the kitchen instruments, and I fear you might accidentally harm yourself. We would not want that to happen now, would we? If you hurt yourself, who would ensure our planet safely progresses towards idiocracy.

Oh, do you by any chance drive an SUV? Cause if you don’t, you might want to ask the male figure in your life to get you one, so in case you cause a car accident, you don’t get hurt. Because you are a girl, right? And girls cannot drive, right? …
(I can do this all day, my dear. You were absolutely wrong about me “hitting every anti-female cliche”. There are so many to hit and it is totally awesome that I don’t fit under any of them P).

Don’t act like everything is the same for everybody, please. There are people who need to *not* have a period pretty much ever and people who need to have one every month. There are people like me who don’t get any side effects and actually lose weight, and there are people who gain twenty pounds and have a stroke. There are also people for whom midol doesn’t work.

You cc, however, are exhibiting insanity, stupidity and inability to argue or even troll. I don’t know if you were born like that or it is a consequence of some chemicals. Not to go off topic here, it might be an ultra case of PMS. I’ve heard it can affect reasoning and general brain performance. Anyway, I am not going to guess any further….

I wanted to ask if this rant about sexually frustrated troll supposed to be trolling? Are you perhaps projecting your own frustrations on some imaginary person you think you are communicating with? Are you fat and frustrated, cc,… huh? Now you are making me worried about you.

(You know how to tell a guy’s not getting any? He says trollish, anti-woman things on forums. That means he’s either a virgin or it’s been so long since he’s had any his junk is collecting dust bunnies, and he’s angry! Angry at all those wimmins who won’t put out for him. Seriously. The guys who are getting some? They don’t fail. It’s like a game–spot the sexual loser!)