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FIRST!
Don’t you mean “First to FAIL”?
people who say FIRST are the most giant people in the world. they are so big that they think they are better than everyone else. but then they realise no one cares and that they are loners. so these giant people cry alone in their bed and realise they are worthless and should die. so to bring their ego back to life, they spend all their life on Failblog to make sure they make their FIRST comments because then people will look up to them. we need to let these Giant people realise no one cares and then they will go back to their beds and cry with a bottel of Cyonide by their bed, ready for the moment they realise no one likes them.
*cyanide.
same thing
Not the same thing. You made a lengthy post about why a subset of people are essentially, in your eyes, idiotic. You then proceeded to make a careless error. I call this a case of “the pot calling the kettle black,” and nothing more at that.
..and not only that, but if you are familiar with the cheezburger network, you know that being “first”, or “nawt secund” to comment (regardless of actually having a comment) is reason for celebration & adoration. kthxbai!
FAIL
They made the graph wrong. The middle isn’t supposed to be nothingness, the cookies are supposed to be baked together.
U FAIL 2!
There iz nothing because it waz 2 yummy and someone ate it bephore the photografer could take the picture.
well at least we can be loners together with all the other trolls, i dont spend all day on fail blog, i have lots of self esteem, and also post extra long comments on how people who say first are loners because they piss people off and then making a huge comment, to call them loners makes you a HUGE douche, I am proud to say the following: FIRST, may you keep feeding the trolls.
Successful troll is successful.
Thank you. I tried, I really did.
congratulations on your nawt secund! =p~~~~~
FORTY FIRST!
Om nom nom
NO WAI
Ai almost forgot!
Stupid raisins, stay outta my cookies!
FORTY THIRD!
Nom on mom
NO WAI
Ai almost forgot!
Stupid chips, say outta my chocolate!
FORTY FIFTH!
Nomom nom om
NO WAI
Ai almost forgot!
Stupid chocolate, stay outta my cookies!
FORTY SEVENTH!
Nom om non
ok dude stop
SECOND!
*Sighes* I don’t get what’s up with saying your ‘first’ or ‘second’, is it just some ritualistic thing?
It’s an attention seeking moron thing.
Isn’t -everyone- posting on this site seeking attention?
Some of us get attention by our sparkling wit. Some show they’re morons by the fact that they can
a. count to one
b. spell a four-letter word correctly most of the time
c. have nothing better to do with their pointless lives than endlessly refresh a page so they can have the first comment and make sure everyone knows it just in case the reader is even a bigger moron than the poster.
“just in case the reader is even a bigger moron than the poster.”
As if that were possible…
You’re just jealous that you weren’t second.
P.S- These websites are devoid of anything that could be identified as “sparkling wit” let alone wit. I hardly consider making rhymes, lame puns that you cover by saying here’s a lame pun, correcting and yapping about spelling and grammar errors, posting pointless info, which is annoying to scroll through, after someone posts first (boy, that SURE shows them!) or referring to previous posted items as requiring any intelligence at all. If anything the people that post first are better than you in every way and far more witty as they elicit the grief amongst the “witty” (those that rhyme and talk about everything BUT the posted item) that they desire while you fail to annoy them in any way.
“If anything the people that post first are better than you in every way and far more witty as they elicit the grief amongst the “witty”
Yes and SO MUCH MORE ORIGINAL!!!! You know it really doesn’t matter because this is just a site. Eventually the trolls have to put away their laptops and go to their bag boy jobs or to the welfare office or to steal another $10 out of mom’s purse so they can have smokes. And eventually they have to look in the mirror and see how lame life it.
And those of us with brains? Well we get to do things that grown ups do, that people with imagination and education and wit do.
These morons that get off being trolls? They are to be pitied more than anything.
cool story bro.
win.
HAHA
Is that why the posters “with brains” can dwell on these websites all day long, as their lives are better than the trolls who don’t sit on their asses all day posting about nothingness and getting insulted by 1 syllable words, I’m fairly sure those that have that time don’t work and are a drain on social security and as such, should die or leave the basement.
Hahaha. At least you’ve proved that you can string more than 2 words of one syllable together.
And yes that is it – I am so jealous of not being there first and being allowed to post a moronic first or even second on the board.
I’d post more but geez I have a website to code today.
TTFN
What a great graph!
It looks like two cookies trying to eat each other. Oh my god, I hope cookies can’t do that….it would be a disaster. You would open your cookies and inside there would only be one cookie left. But on the bright side he would be an obese cookie after eating all those other cookies….unless they were low fat cookies, in which case I bought the wrong cookies because I don’t like low-fat cookies and I bet that low-fat cookies wouldn’t eat each other because they’re so conscious of their weight and then I end up with loads of cookies that I didn’t even like…Oh crap!
Thanks for ruining my day with your cannibal cookie graph.
Best comment ever!
Awww…thank-you.
That makes yours second best in my book. (that ok?)
Big Smile
Amazing concept for a graph!
My only complaint is that the entirity of both cookies is yummy, not just when you have both at once
Those parts of cookies that have been eaten are yummy. Those that haven’t, perhaps aren’t. The graph, therefore, is perfect.
yummy
TWELFTH!!!!
This graph is amazing.
And Alex, that’s what I was thinking at first, but then I realized what Slaador said (before I saw his post).
I agree with Slaador.
Wow… That “graph” could never be closer to the truth.
Epic WIN! Five graphs out of five for creativity!
How creative.
Dammit, now I want a cookie
me2
XD
I want a cookie too.
Good thing cookies are easily accessible.
Not where I live
, at least not in that shape. All we got is rectangular molded cookies. The closest match would be ones dipped in chocolate, but those are disgusting without some milk.
rectangular cookies? Now Im curious as to where in the world circular cookies cannot be found.
Thats probably the most epic graph I have ever seen… haha.
I was going to make a graph out of my pumpkin pie, but I eated it.
Glad you guys like it! This graph was a real treat to create.
Its nice to see some genuine creativity on this site.
That’s a delicious venn diagram. And accurate, too!
Looks like they’re eating each other
Has anybody else noticed that one of the rasins looks like a yorkie?
omg, it does! I see exactly which one you are talking about.
what does raisins have to do with being tasty?
*do
This graph makes me hungry.
I can see the face of Elvis in the oatmeal raisin cookie.
Got any of that weed left ??
You know the rule. If you didn’t bring enough to share with the rest of the class…
…give it to the teacher?
This would have been better as a bar graph.
These are the cookies we usually make:
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chewy-chocolate-chip-oatmeal-cookies/Detail.aspx
Tastier and less heavy than normal CC cookies. Worlds Best CC Cookies in my opinion.
This is full of win. Very creative and very timely. Well done, sir; have an internetz.
Pac-man battle!
yummeh!
This is just wrong!–the oatmeal & raisins cookie should be complete and fit inside the chocolate chip cookie–or there should be no chocolate chip cookie in the first place.