Comments on: Things a guy does when he meets a hot girl

By: i cant decide on a good name

i cant decide on a good name — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 18:27:47 +0000

nice name

By: Lizard King

Lizard King — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:43:11 +0000

Kuddos…

By: Lizard King

Lizard King — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:42:37 +0000

It’s just a funneh graph. You are definitely a girl whose bf did this, right?

By: martianman

martianman — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:27:07 +0000

According to this graph, a guy is incapable of witnessing a hot girl while single.

By: Alex Laska

Alex Laska — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:04:50 +0000

Do you over-analyze every post that’s made on this site, or just the ones that make you feel sad?

By: Alex Laska

Alex Laska — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:04:06 +0000

Typical of a bitter straight guy to get easily offended and then accuse the offender of being gay.

By: nunya

nunya — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:56:12 +0000

HA! Haven’t seen that video in forever!

By: Someone

Someone — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:43:23 +0000

Way to condone cheating. THis graph fails on so many levels.

By: woo

woo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:41:08 +0000

I should have flopped it out and said “suck on this, baby”.

By: Blargh

Blargh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:26:55 +0000

Show me your genitals, wut!!

By: Sandgirl

Sandgirl — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:50:53 +0000

you are…

By: TheObject

TheObject — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:49:23 +0000

I like how (random female such as OP) will date a douchebag, then complain about how all men are douchebags and completely ignor the ‘nice guy’ that is her BFF.

Stay douchebags guys, its easier.

By: Keramoon

Keramoon — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:07:11 +0000

what a douchebag thing to say.

By: Keramoon

Keramoon — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:03:29 +0000

awe a sweet guy. How cute! I get hit on all the time at work and I still know this graph isn’t true.

By: reasonable man

reasonable man — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:55:46 +0000

I think lots of guys WISH they had a girlfriend texting them. If they have one, after putting in a lot of effort into a relationship, I think most wouldn’t trade her in. But I may be wrong.

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:16:16 +0000

Haha

By: Nic

Nic — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:40:30 +0000

Incorrect and factually incorrect graph made by female spotted.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:13:58 +0000

Well, you’ll be glad to know that not everyone cares about looks. *raises hand* I don’t.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:12:34 +0000

I counted 67, but some of the fails were so bad I counted them more than once. Does this make me eligible for any prizes?

By: Xenon

Xenon — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:11:38 +0000

Win.

By: bababab

bababab — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:48:43 +0000

This graph would be true if every guy was Steve Stifler, but currently that is not the case.

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:26:19 +0000

This graph is full of fail.

By: Zer0

Zer0 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:54:07 +0000

wow this looks like it was made by a bitter gf (or a bitter ex)

By: buh

buh — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:04:29 +0000

Ignore her.

Go on Craigslist.

Post a “Missed Connections”.

Include picture of genitals.

By: K019

K019 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:05:48 +0000

I can’t stand how superficial our culture is today.

By: K019

K019 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:04:00 +0000

As a guy, (straight btw) I know that this is not true.

Some of us care about more than looks.

By: forge

forge — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:21:29 +0000

Also? Don’t fricking txt me. Anyone who txts me more than once a day isn’t going to be my “girlfriend” for very bloody long.

By: forge

forge — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:20:26 +0000

In my world it’s either “stay married to them” or “fix their computer.” I dunno WHAT the f*ck all the rest of that crap is.

By: Viviel

Viviel — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:30:40 +0000

I don’t know any guy like that..

By: The_Great_G

The_Great_G — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:50:29 +0000

Agreed

By: xjuggernaughtx

xjuggernaughtx — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:26:55 +0000

If you are receiving a text message from you current girlfriend EVERY time you have an interaction with a hot girl, you are dating a weird, obsessive chick how texts you way, way too much. Seems like a great time to move on to that new, hot girl.

By: names are for whores

names are for whores — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:54:02 +0000

oh shut up, you bitter twat.

By: Firefox737

Firefox737 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:54:50 +0000

X-axis… That’s damn creative, good work!

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:54:35 +0000

They should all be at “never”.

By: abject

abject — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:35:56 +0000

this graph implies a guy is more likely to cheat. Not only was this probably made by a female, but a high schooler at that. Not all guys are incapable of remembering the world and their girlfriend when someone attractive is around.

By: Perverted Old Man

Perverted Old Man — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:03:45 +0000

Show her my willy?

By: cowlifornia

cowlifornia — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:03:33 +0000

typical male steriotype. all guys want to do is bang them…

By: lolFail

lolFail — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:03:08 +0000

So many FAILs in this graph.

10 internets for you if you can count all of them.

By: J

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:57:22 +0000

Graph-FAIL

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:45:20 +0000

This was either made by a girl or a homosexual guy who has no idea. Guys ask for numbers more than they flirt? That doesn’t make sense. Wouldn’t asking for a number be a part of flirting?

By: Johnny Come Lately

Johnny Come Lately — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:41:53 +0000

I just have sex with them.

By: philip

philip — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:36:09 +0000

Shouldn’t it be ( x > y means x has a greater chance than y)
flirting > asking for number > talk about meeting up later?

And it’s rude to read a text when having a conversation with someone. So I don’t see why the guy would be “ignoring” the message any more than usual.

So this graph sucks.

By: wedgeman

wedgeman — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:31:46 +0000

it also ignores the actual “all the time” answer, which is “Brain goes into neutral, turn into a blathering idiot and say something stupid”.

By: =/

=/ — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:15:22 +0000

This graph makes no sense. How is “all of the time” different from “100% of the time”? And what if he doesn’t have a girlfriend at the time?