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This graph makes no sense. How is “all of the time” different from “100% of the time”? And what if he doesn’t have a girlfriend at the time?
it also ignores the actual “all the time” answer, which is “Brain goes into neutral, turn into a blathering idiot and say something stupid”.
This was either made by a girl or a homosexual guy who has no idea. Guys ask for numbers more than they flirt? That doesn’t make sense. Wouldn’t asking for a number be a part of flirting?
Typical of a bitter straight guy to get easily offended and then accuse the offender of being gay.
Kuddos…
It’s just a funneh graph. You are definitely a girl whose bf did this, right?
Shouldn’t it be ( x > y means x has a greater chance than y)
flirting > asking for number > talk about meeting up later?
And it’s rude to read a text when having a conversation with someone. So I don’t see why the guy would be “ignoring” the message any more than usual.
So this graph sucks.
Do you over-analyze every post that’s made on this site, or just the ones that make you feel sad?
I just have sex with them.
Win.
Show me your genitals, wut!!
HA! Haven’t seen that video in forever!
Graph-FAIL
So many FAILs in this graph.
10 internets for you if you can count all of them.
I counted 67, but some of the fails were so bad I counted them more than once. Does this make me eligible for any prizes?
typical male steriotype. all guys want to do is bang them…
Show her my willy?
nice name
this graph implies a guy is more likely to cheat. Not only was this probably made by a female, but a high schooler at that. Not all guys are incapable of remembering the world and their girlfriend when someone attractive is around.
They should all be at “never”.
X-axis… That’s damn creative, good work!
oh shut up, you bitter twat.
If you are receiving a text message from you current girlfriend EVERY time you have an interaction with a hot girl, you are dating a weird, obsessive chick how texts you way, way too much. Seems like a great time to move on to that new, hot girl.
Agreed
what a douchebag thing to say.
I don’t know any guy like that..
In my world it’s either “stay married to them” or “fix their computer.” I dunno WHAT the f*ck all the rest of that crap is.
Also? Don’t fricking txt me. Anyone who txts me more than once a day isn’t going to be my “girlfriend” for very bloody long.
As a guy, (straight btw) I know that this is not true.
Some of us care about more than looks.
I can’t stand how superficial our culture is today.
Well, you’ll be glad to know that not everyone cares about looks. *raises hand* I don’t.
awe a sweet guy. How cute!
I get hit on all the time at work and I still know this graph isn’t true.
Ignore her.
Go on Craigslist.
Post a “Missed Connections”.
Include picture of genitals.
Haha
wow this looks like it was made by a bitter gf (or a bitter ex)
This graph is full of fail.
This graph would be true if every guy was Steve Stifler, but currently that is not the case.
Incorrect and factually incorrect graph made by female spotted.
I like how (random female such as OP) will date a douchebag, then complain about how all men are douchebags and completely ignor the ‘nice guy’ that is her BFF.
Stay douchebags guys, its easier.
I think lots of guys WISH they had a girlfriend texting them. If they have one, after putting in a lot of effort into a relationship, I think most wouldn’t trade her in. But I may be wrong.
you are…
I should have flopped it out and said “suck on this, baby”.
Way to condone cheating. THis graph fails on so many levels.
According to this graph, a guy is incapable of witnessing a hot girl while single.