Comments on: Effects Comparison Chart

By: something

something — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 20:55:28 +0000

Actually, I recovered from being a twilight fan when HP6 came out. I don’t even know what I was thinkin before…

By: lolz

lolz — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:46:45 +0000

you’re amazing. i couldn’t agree more. <3

By: Stupid

Stupid — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:10:25 +0000

The word “flamer” doesn’t mean what you think it means…

By: Stupid

Stupid — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:07:41 +0000

It’s probably not accurate because VAMPIRES AREN’T REAL. It doesn’t matter if it’s not consistent with Dracula, that wasn’t even the first vampire novel.

By: billy

billy — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:01:53 +0000

you havent been to my school. there are girls who litterally can only think and talk about twilight. this chart is entirely true and scientific

By: lolololol

lolololol — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:04:43 +0000

I giggled. “Actual vampires” being Dracula/Anne Rice fits….

And as for twilight, I have moderate hateraid, but not enough to join communities against it or spend time actively being anti twilight.

If someone does bring it up, I will mention that I *have* read the books and that they are 1)badly written 2) not good for teenage girls (when has stalking/peering into a girl’s bedroom at night/wanting to consume her/telling a girl that he didn’t know what she’d do without him ever been hot? That and Bella trying to kill herself because she’s not with him… and then be killed to *be* with him is not healthy) 3) it’s completely unoriginal aside from the fact the vampires sparkle…

At any rate, lolsy chart.

By: nicmh12

nicmh12 — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:47:45 +0000

so you just wasted your money to pay for a movie you hate. that’s pretty stupid of you.

By: becky

becky — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:56:43 +0000

That’s what I thought when I read this, I just read dracula last month, this isn’t very accurate.

By: lalala

lalala — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:26:49 +0000

THANK YOU. Finally, at least one sane person has made themselves known on this site. Now, go out and do likewise on every other website that has so much as mentioned the word “Twilight”, so maybe people will start to figure it out.

By: JimmyJoJo

JimmyJoJo — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:01:00 +0000

Guys, why do you care so much either way? They’re just films and books. Watch/read them if you want to, don’t if you don’t. It’s fairly simple.

By: Endarkened5

Endarkened5 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:47:17 +0000

Some say that his knees bend both ways,
others, that he sees the world as slowly falling green numbers…
All we know, is he’s called….The STIG!

Rincewood knew how to say MERCY!! in 17 languages, and HELP!! in an additional 27.

By: Him

Him — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:07:37 +0000

“…strikes of verging insanity!”

Ironically, that’s what the series pretty much is.

By: pplarestupid

pplarestupid — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:04:23 +0000

Nobody in a movie theater cares about your opinion of anything EVER (not just twilight crap). Do you not have anything else going on in your life so you waste money to see a movie you don’t even like just to annoy other moviegoers? Stop. Just please stop. End it now. Remember it’s down the river, not across.

By: pplarestupid

pplarestupid — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:57:09 +0000

Sunny is just rabid.

By: lalala

lalala — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:40:46 +0000

I wonder so badly why you went to the movie in the first place, if Edward is such an “asswipe”. Seems like it’s a lot of money to waste just to make fun of a fictional character.

By: lalala

lalala — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:34:40 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHA. You are SO funny. Seriously, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

Why did you think your Friday was going to be occupied? No person, Twilight fan or not, would want to hang out with a rude, uneducated pig like yourself.

By: sunny

sunny — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:58:23 +0000

roflol. i used to be a rabid Twilight fangirl…like, my friend and i would fill pages of paper with memorized Twilight quotes at lunch. ohhhh god…..i never want to go back to the person i was then…. though it got me hooked on vampires, let me tell ya that no vampire should ever sparkle. it’s just WRONG. not. scary. I still watch Twilight, just to laugh at it. no, really. I’d call Edward a gay-wad…but that’s such an insult to all the gay people in the world, who i have nothing against. and, anyone considering going to see New Moon in theater? yeah, it’s great to laugh at, since half the time Bella’s hallucinating that she sees and hears Eddy-pie bein’ all like, “no, bella, don’t jump off a cliff, you idiot”, and then going and doing more dangerous stuff just to hallucinate again. and the special effects for the werewolves are awesome. but if you’re looking for a good movie….you won’t find it there. and if there’s two 40-year-old ladies sitting in front of you, you and your friends should prob’ly try not to constantly make fun of everything in in the movie, unless ya wanna get yelled at by said 40-year-old ladies. ….yeah -Sunny-

By: Moscow

Moscow — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:38:20 +0000

Holy crap… that’s the most win instance of anything ever. I wish I had been there to join in the chant. XD

By: Endarkened5

Endarkened5 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:46:08 +0000

When I went to see New Moon, my friend and I started a chant. Whenever Edward Cullen came on, we started yelling “Asswipe! Asswipe!” Needless to say, about half the theatre joined in. IMMD.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:14:19 +0000

The word ACTUAL worries me. Do you mean Twilight vampires compared to other vampires? everything is just imagination so why do people care so much????

By: mew4ever23

mew4ever23 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:50:02 +0000

I hear that.

By: mew4ever23

mew4ever23 — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:48:27 +0000

I guess the OP must have inferred that a vampire Either turns his victim, or kills them…

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:22:03 +0000

How do you feel about flaming people who flame twilight? Isn’t that waste of time as well? (And yes, it could be said that flaming people who flame people who flame people…. but you get the idea).

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:25:34 +0000

But mocking people who have nothing better to do with their time than point out how much they hate a series of books that (I am assuming) they either haven’t read, or read voluntarily (because as far as I know it is not yet a legal requirement to read Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn in any country on Earth) is always a good idea!

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:22:51 +0000

Have you ever considered getting a life? Because going out of your way to hate something as inconsequential as a series of books…. strikes of verging insanity!

By: Isildo

Isildo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:07:40 +0000

Well she sucks, because Queen, Top Gear, and Discworld can kick Twilight into next year.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:06:51 +0000

I think that was kind of the joke–Twilight itself, the franchise, affects its fans so severely that they can be compared to the victims of vampire attacks. Clever idea, but hard to convey clearly and even harder to make funny.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:04:41 +0000

And it’s a Belgian flag.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:02:52 +0000

And a lot of insane haters.

That said, I read Twilight and I’m not impressed. It’s not terrible, but I don’t feel that it merits the kind of attention it has.

By: Sinistrad

Sinistrad — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:25:39 +0000

Fear not! I understand what is going on here.

The author of the chart IS a Twilight fan.

How do I know this? Simple. The author believes there are “actual” vampire attacks. This means the author has an aversion to reality, the very symptom described under the Twilight Fan column.

The poor, delusional bastard is so averse to reality that he or she doesn’t even know they’re are a Twilight Fan.

By: Psilence

Psilence — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:24:02 +0000

It’s been pointed out several times, actually.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:14:30 +0000

You got chewed out?

Man, I wish a Twi-tard tried to chew me out. So much fun could be had. I’d love to see their faces when I tell them that I prefer my vampires to not be sparkly, cuckolded, pussified wimps.

I wish I knew that my Friday night was going to be free ahead of time. I would have loved to go to the theaters just to walk around and bash Twilight loudly in the lobby. And maybe even pay just to bash it during the actual movie.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:06:32 +0000

I’m thinking that’s the joke here. This person has been, sadly, attacked by a Twifan and is exhibiting the aforementioned effects to his sanity and general sense of reality.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:02:49 +0000

I don’t think those are the people in this graph, whereupon a notable symptom after being attacked by one (once) is that you now avoid sunlight and attack people. Ergo, you’re an idiot.

By: jzimbert

jzimbert — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:39:35 +0000

Has anyone pointed out yet that there’s no such thing as actual vampires? Maybe I should read some of the other comments before I post. Eh, probably not.

By: jar

jar — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:19:12 +0000

Screw his “approach”. Again, what ACTUAL vampire attacks??

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:33:27 +0000

Don’t worry – they’ll die off in around four weeks. Then, when New Moon comes out on DVD, they’ll be back for two/three weeks. Then it’s free and clear until Eclipse is released…..

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:32:08 +0000

So you are classing people who pretend to be vampires as actual vampires? Does that mean if I walk around with long hair, a beard and talk about peace and love I am actually the son of god? (Cause that would look great on my CV!)

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:30:20 +0000

Come on – you know that they aren’t real, that they are just stories made up from people who have either encountered strange, unexplained things in the past, or just wanted an excuse for their behaviour that wouldn’t land them in jail.

And the same can be said about vampires too.

By: lalala

lalala — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:16:03 +0000

Yes, because seeing as how vampires are totally real, Stephenie Meyer and Bram Stoker both are obviously idiots for their creative use of a fantastical creature and lack of “research” of the “source of the legend”.

By: Ludicrous Speed! GO!!!!

Ludicrous Speed! GO!!!! — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:00:06 +0000

They’re either called “canibals” or “hemophagiacs.”

By: Ludicrous Speed! GO!!!!

Ludicrous Speed! GO!!!! — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:57:28 +0000

Just one problem with the graph: the “Victims of Actual Vampire Attacks” part… there are no victims of actual vampire attacks, because vampires don’t exist.

By: Lady Hammond

Lady Hammond — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:50:18 +0000

the fact that people actually like this rubbish makes me want to scream. My best friend is obsessed and it bugs me. But then my obsessions with Queen, Top Gear and Discworld probably bug her. ROCK ON!

By: Psilence

Psilence — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:54:52 +0000

If you are going to compare two things, you should compare apples to apples and oranges to oranges, not apples to oranges.

What I’m saying is, either compare Twilight fans to other fiction vampire fans OR compare Twilight vampire attacks to other fictional vampire attacks, NOT Twilight fans to other vampire attacks.

By: ZaphodQB

ZaphodQB — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:31:36 +0000

<– camped 2 days for Pink Floyd tickets to see The Wall in Los Angeles, in 80.

By: pwned4evur

pwned4evur — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:53:14 +0000

You, sir, WIN at life

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:15:06 +0000

I agree with you!!!!

By: dunnnn

dunnnn — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:11:15 +0000

i have seen twillight – it made me lose 3 sanity points … and 8 €

By: The Doctor

The Doctor — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:48:04 +0000

Newsflash for those who think that “actual vampires” don’t exist: There are groups of people all over the world who have adopted a lifestyle and spirituality referred to as “Vampirism.” Among other things, they avoid light and drink blood for their main form of sustenance. It’s an incredibly idiotic way of life, since most of them have problems with vitamin D deficiencies and malnutrition but, they do exist. And yes, I realize that they aren’t the exact creatures of folklore, but their existence is nonetheless a fact.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:35:57 +0000

Just kidding. I don’t prank call.