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Cheezburger Company Blog
Interesting. So that’s how to please a cat.
Me thinks that this needs to be moved to failblog, since all kittehs love the cheezburgers.
I has proof…
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5816559
yes, meh kitteh hartz teh burgers, so do i no has kitteh?
As does mine, toes!! I Share teh cheezburger wif mai kitteh so kitteh be of teh hapiness
I don’t think the dude who made this graph actually has a cat, they love EVERYTHING with meat in it.
my cat doesn’t just love meat, she loves cheese and bread too. A cheezburger would probably be her idea of heaven
My cat Butters eats pizza.
ANother one of my cats stole the Ham out of my mother’s sandwich once.
My cat loves cheese too, and salmon, and plastic bags, and plants…
i assume this cat is dead now?
Mm, no. My older cat won’t eat beef, pork, or mutton; he will sometimes deign to eat chicken. Fish he seems fond of, though he much prefers tuna and tilapia to heavier fishes like salmon; and sometimes he’s just not interested even in that.
Now, my kitten (6 mos) will eat anything. ANYTHING. Last night while I made a salad, she noshed on a stray leaf of radicchio. She eats cardboard. And of course, every cat’s favourite: bugs.
However, if you have real catnip (and not the crappy catmint that they sell you far too expensively in the pet stores), I doubt that there are many cats that won’t be tempted.
That was a generalization.
And i’ve had cats who hated catnip.
Not all cats are sensitive to catnip.
If that’s true, my cats are really, really finnickey.
The graph is full of lies and deceit
So the first question is whether or not to get your cat stoned out of its skull.
I’ll stick to petting and food.
catnip doesn’t get cats stoned, it gets them hyperactive. It’s more like speed than dope.
Like dope does to humans, catnip affects different cats differently. I had one who would take a few nibbles and then go to sleep. I have one now who gets pupils the size of nickels and heaven forbid you come near his catnip! as he rolls delightedly in it (then licks it off his fur), because he will happily bite your hand off.
My cat used to act weird (but not hyperactive at all) when given catnip. Now, he’s lost interest.
To make a cat happy, you feed it. QED.
Actually, this chart applies to men as well.
I see someone has escaped from the kitchen again.
Gotta lock her up tighter again! She keeps chewing through the god damn restraints.
just chain her to the oven like an anime chick.
Don’t forget to dress her in nothing but cat ears and an apron. Be careful of those d*mn mallets anime chicks tend to pull out of the extra dimensional space thought to be hidden in their cleavage.
I shouldn’t have laughed.
I did, though.
Does It Like being pet? How do English?
Oh god how did this get here
I am not good with computer
I like berry well two. Sanks!
Cats also love biting and scratching our hands and toilet paper rolls.
that’s because your hands ARE toilet paper.
Actually, my cats LOVE cheezburgerz, or anything that has meat. Or tofurkey. They love the fake meat too.
what about the infinite loop: Is your cat inside? If yes, let him out. If no, let him in. Repeat.
I’ll admit that that wasn’t funny at all. But I still laughed hysterically.
This needs to be transferred to failblog…
All katz wuvs da cheezburgerz
I second dis statment.
I third dis statement. Dis graph is poorly made and not well thought out.
I’ll admit that as the owner of this graph. This is one of my least favorite graphs, and I was surprised when I found it on the front page.
Why u sayz kittehs no like teh cheezburgerz? Kittehs love teh cheezburgerz evil hoomin!!!!
This would read a bit better if it started with “Is your cat unhappy” yes/no. Still got a chuckle out of it.
BOOO YOU SUCK I HATE YOU. HOPE YOU DIE. ;D
You people are idiots. Cats don’t like cheeseburgers. They like french fries. Props to OP.
NO CATS LIKE CHEEZBURGERS. I SHOULD KNOW.
Is your Caps Lock stuck?
Noez!!!! Kittehs no liek teh frernchie friez liek teh cheezburger!!! You iz confused hoomin!!!!
OK, OK, who stole the funny?
Fail!
I once had a cat reach -into my mouth- to steal a bite of my cheeseburger.
Also have had cats that hated catnip.
We need to accept that we can’t make cats happy. We can only appease them from time to time, and mock them on the internet.
Dumb chart is dumb
Wash repeat… cats = suck
My cats love cheeseburgers and all meat and chicken soup
My cat also likes cheeseburgers.
Yay! 42nd post!
All of the negative comments have been crude and brief, whereas all of the comments from people who politely disagree are at least a paragraph long.