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So the average person only has a 4-inch vertical? Have we been eating THAT many Big Macs?
Was also wondering why so. Guess they took the wheelchair-people in too.
That’s eight inches, not four inches.
Came here for “white men”.
Am greatly disappointed.
It’s still early.
So the average person can jump just abit under 1 feet? Wat?
One “feet”? Fail.
Is this graph including characters who can double jump?
It doesn’t even include Crackdown.
This was my first thought upon seeing the graph.
What’s max jump height in Crackdown? Something around 300ft, probably?
Don’t forget the characters who can’t jump at all and get stuck on knee high ledges. I’d say they balance out
May I borrow your earpiece? “This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!”
Shouldn’t it be more like “OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAAND FEET!”?
Ever tried cheating a Super Jump in KH 358/2 Days?^^
That vertical jump goes up significantly when startled by spider/mouse.
Even with the absurd high jumps some characters offer in the video game, when you miss the jump by about 1 ft. or so, you know you say to yourself “OH COME ON! I COULD MAKE THAT JUMP!”
Makes me think of Final Fantasy and other similar anime…the rules of gravity do not apply…
You don’t jump in Final Fantasy Games.
Final Fantasy is an RPG, not an Anime.
Double Fail IMOTBHBBQ
You do realize that there can be anime RPGs?
And that they have had at least one FF anime? yes, it was about the dead horse they keep beating, Aka Final Fantasy 7, but it counts. Kind of.
If they did, we wouldn’t have been entreated to some of the most awesome vivid fight scenes ever put on film. As Tetsuya Nomora said in the AC behind the scenes DVD, “We know humans can’t jump that high. We just wanted it to look cool.”
Besides, that’s why they call it Final Fantasy and not Final Reality.
The graph looks like its showing double jumps instead of single jumps.
Also, the men’s high jump record is over 8 feet.
Eddie Riggs can’t jump at all.
People running away from imminent explosions they caused can jump at least 300 feet (both in movies and in cutscenes of videogames).
Also, maybe the person who made this graph is morbidly obese, but even regularly overweight people can jump 3 feet (in the same way olympic jumpers jump 7-8 feet: by throwing themselves backward over their backs).
Also, there’s kind of a break in continuity: 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,20?
And not just that, but videogame characters can circle-jump; the ancient art of reversing direction in mid-air. If you think that’s weird and counter intuitive, try playing a game where you can’t circle-jump and see how much you hate it.
When I first this i read it as “how people under the influence of drugs can jump”
I loled
Oh gosh, you just gave me a laughing fit. Thank you.
It’s a-me, Mario!
Not true. If you’re playing Black, you can jump 0.0 feet. A stair just a little lower than the last is an insurmountable obstacle for you.
Creator of this graph apparently hasn’t seen “Prototype.”
wow, the exact same comment i was leaving… hell he jumps a good oh idk 75 feet or so?
I was expecting ‘Black People’ to be the longest one
LOL they should include the harlem globetrotters!!!!
Hey. not to be an a$$ but you spelt can wrong to the side. It is now cam. And just to let you know: I cant spell ether.
cough* cough* “Halo 3″ cough* cough*
you know you shouldn´t jump when you´re high… o wait, ignore what i said.
Try Super Smash Bros. Brawl with Sheik. You’ll be amazed….
If mario was a real person of a height of 5’6″ (when small) he would jump about 28 feet in real life.
looking at it again it would actually be more like 33 feet
and you’ll be running faster than ACTUAL KENYANS
i wish that product was real
No! You did it wrong, you forgot Mexicans!
and some video game caracters never have to come down lol