Comments on: Why do men attend weddings?

By: jiji

jiji — Mon, 09 May 2011 15:07:30 +0000

well i’m a girl and the open bar is REALLY my reason to attend a wedding!

By: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 15:33:09 +0000

Reds is too big

By: your FACE

your FACE — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:27:24 +0000

This is possibly the stupidest comment I’ve ever seen.

“Gay.”

I mean, seriously. Show a little creativity if you aren’t actually going to comment on the graph.

By: OhNoes

OhNoes — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 20:59:20 +0000

True. Also, the guilt trip for weeks afterward.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 23:04:34 +0000

Bi-curious.

By: Bogdan

Bogdan — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:27:10 +0000

i think you are somehow right

By: Bogdan

Bogdan — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:24:57 +0000

if they have a sense of humor probably

By: Bogdan

Bogdan — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 21:23:40 +0000

Gay

By: Xenon

Xenon — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:22:10 +0000

Yeah, thanks for that moronic statement. And your reasoning behind that is?

While I am bi-curious, I have a very good relationship with a lovely woman. So, yeah, you’re wrong.

By: dave

dave — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:03:03 +0000

“While I’ve never yet had the oppurtunity to attend a wedding, I really want to. Why? Because I think it’s a beautiful ceremony and a sign of commitment between two people”

So you’re gay.

By: dave

dave — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:02:06 +0000

Because then you might not have sex with us.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:56:16 +0000

I don’t know. You forgot to post a link to it. xD

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:55:16 +0000

I hope it wasn’t my performance on the video that was funny.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:10:25 +0000

See? Now THAT was funny. Totally worth getting up at 5 in the morning for.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:55:16 +0000

Just put “to be” in brackets after wife then.

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:53:36 +0000

Woah now, no need for a flame war. It’s already been pointed out that evertide made a joke that was maybe in poor taste, and that Xenon might have overreacted. Lets just hug, kiss, make up, make a movie of the following intimate encounter, and then distribute it on the internets to embarass each other?

By: Xenon

Xenon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:36:26 +0000

Maybe you could read my follow-up comment? You know, just to understand WTH you’re talking about.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:04:27 +0000

if my best friend would have buggered off before the festivities started, she wouldnt have been my best friend for much longer.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:03:33 +0000

if he is the groom, she isnt his wife. yet.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:03:06 +0000

oh that is so criminal. pepsi in general should be banned.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:02:05 +0000

i m sure trans-sexualls and lesbians will love you comment.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:01:17 +0000

totally. free food is my no. 1 reason i attend any parties at all. call me nerd.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:00:38 +0000

dude, you need to take the chill pill. like big time. maybe get a life also. could help.

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:58:12 +0000

how is it that we can *make* you do anything? why do you keep complaining about us making you do stuff you so obviously dont want to do?

if you dont want to do it, just dont do it, dont complain on us afterward.

By: RJ

RJ — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:53:34 +0000

That is because you don’t tip.

By: Jan Tincher

Jan Tincher — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:08:23 +0000

There are some men out there that aren’t attached and aren’t in the wedding party, but have come to wish their buddy (bride or groom) well. These men seem to stand by their word and if you ever find one, they are keepers. HINT: They probably don’t stay for the festivities.

By: Jes

Jes — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:34:57 +0000

This should be a venn, with “Wife made them” and “he is the groom” overlapping.

By: papajon0s1

papajon0s1 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:29:20 +0000

I’m bummed…. I thought everyone was coming to see the band I used to play in!

By: papajon0s1

papajon0s1 — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:27:04 +0000

that’s a maybe… in Utah…

By: hadapurpura

hadapurpura — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:11:15 +0000

If they’re the groom, they don’t have a wife yet.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:55:04 +0000

Yeah, I get sarcasm and I get jokes. The problem is, to make me laugh, a joke has to be… you know… actually FUNNY.

Meh, maybe it’s just me. I’ve had too many cretinous bastards say the exact same thing about stereotypes with no trace of irony. Maybe it’s turned me into a cynical git.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:52:56 +0000

The open bar is the only reason I go to weddings and I’m not a man. Though they are pretty sucky open bars. I mean, honestly, Pepsi in my Rum & Coke?

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:31:31 +0000

Umm… I think you missed the joke Xenon. Sarcasm is a really useful tool on these fora… it makes more funny out of sometimes pathetic “lol”s.

By: Xenon

Xenon — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:21:12 +0000

Okay then Evertide, you’ve made me do this.

All men are brutal barbarians who love war.
All women are whores because they wear skimpy clothing.
All white people are KKK activists.
All black people are n*ggers and should be shot.
All Jews are thieves and Hitler had the right idea.

Yeah. Thanks for that. Writing those has practically made me physically sick. Get your head out of your arse, wipe off your verbal diarrhoea from when you didn’t know to shut the hell up and take a good long look at the real world without the safety net of your elasticated rectum.

Getting back to the topic at hand, I’m a man. While I’ve never yet had the oppurtunity to attend a wedding, I really want to. Why? Because I think it’s a beautiful ceremony and a sign of commitment between two people. If It was any of the reasons above, then why would I also like weddings in television shows?

By: Best Man speeches

Best Man speeches — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:19:22 +0000

No surprise to see the Open Bar top the charts, the lengths people will go to, to get free drink is incredible!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:56:39 +0000

It’s roughly why I’d attend weddings.

Friend, person I’m dating or mother forcing me, free booze, free food or I’m somehow forced to be there on account of having gotten an important role.

By: mld

mld — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:05:27 +0000

A woman can be the groom, or best MAN? You know some interesting women. (To say nothing of the “wife making [her]” part).

By: mld

mld — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:03:44 +0000

I was thinking free food, in general

By: yup

yup — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:33:07 +0000

Oh darn, so all these years that I was under the assumption that I loved the people being married dearly and wanted to be there are all lies. Oh well.

By: Thompson

Thompson — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:20:41 +0000

True, but this is true for women too.

By: Bee

Bee — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:17:41 +0000

FIAL

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:39:16 +0000

generally speaking, women hate it when you generalise about them.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

By: the guy at the wedding who hates the groom but his wife is a friend of the bride and was forced to attend because of his wife and the open bar. etc.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:35:58 +0000

yea, but… aww dam i forgot…
anyway, i think the “he is the groom” bit should be a bit bigger :\

By: Evertide

Evertide — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:19:42 +0000

Stereotypes exist for a reason: they are all true.

By: Yosh

Yosh — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:37:31 +0000

Agreed. I venture to say the red and green should be equal.

I don’t do open bars at weddings. The drinks are always watered down. I figure that there’s been enough money spent, why make them waste anymore.

By: first

first — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:02:00 +0000

FIRTS

By: benny lava

benny lava — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:12:16 +0000

really, all could be the same color except for best man.

By: dinserdinser

dinserdinser — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:06:25 +0000

But not your first fail, obviously.

By: bodo

bodo — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:17:27 +0000

Where’s the wedge about free cake?

By: wordaddict

wordaddict — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:56:36 +0000

*sigh* Gotta love the graphs that claim to speak for an entire gender by reducing it to stereotypes.

/sarcasm