Also, FailGraph. There should be more pink and flamboyantly fabulous purple.

According to this graph, you can know “Y”, “M”, “C”, “A”, or other words. Everybody knows one and only one?

You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do what-ev-er you feel

Oh yes, and someone already mentioned

You can hang out with all the boys

obligatory graph nerd gripe: you should have used a bar chart for this.
(what, so 24% of people know Y, 24 C, 24 M, 24A, and 4% know the rest of the words? Pick the right five people, and by their strangely autistic powers combined, you can do the whole song!)

The verses are:
Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I’m sure they can help you today.

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight …

That’s when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There’s a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

I’m sure 90% of people can throw out another part of a line like “it’s fun to stay at the” or “have—a—good-time”