Comments on: How long something will stay on a roof

By: derf

derf — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 22:32:39 +0000

Dude, no matter how long the comment (which no one ever reads all the way through), you will never escape the fact that you are just describing your own view of yourself and are simply releasing your lack of sellf-worth onto others. All you are doing is feeding into it and untill you stop, this will just continue on and on, ad infentium. I suggest you take a re-evaluation at yourself and fix any problems you see.

Messier, congradjulation on your being first. I hope it happens to you many more times in the future. though, if you please, please try to not use swear excessevly in your comments.

I know I use some incorrect spelling and grammer in my comment, so there is no need to pick at that, fellow Graph Jam users.

Thank you.

By: nathan

nathan — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:31:24 +0000

this works best if the quote is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY long.

By: nathan

nathan — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:29:45 +0000

how was he able to type that comment then?

By: Not First

Not First — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 19:22:51 +0000

I see somone is mad they didn’t get first…

By: BellatrixFan

BellatrixFan — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:50:08 +0000

Actually, tennis balls can stay on a roof until the end of time. I was once throwing a tennis ball in my back yard and it got stuck on the roof. That was three years ago. It’s still up there.

By: Watwatwut

Watwatwut — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:45:24 +0000

Garage in Buffalo, anyone?

By: ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ

ʍʇɟ ızɐu ɹɐɯɯɐɹƃ — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:56:34 +0000

Because that sound SO similar…

By: Corporate Police

Corporate Police — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:47:29 +0000

If you do, I might find out… If I don’t, Chuck Norris will.

By: Corporate Villain

Corporate Villain — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:01:11 +0000

I shall exploit your highly industrial-secretative data. (evil laugh) From this, I shall invent the first frisbee that is actually a satellite dish and make millions of dollars from it. (more evil laugh)

By: lmao

lmao — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:48:08 +0000

since you did it

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:55:13 +0000

And suicide is funny since when?

By: Ekid2k

Ekid2k — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:29:48 +0000

log scale

By: Drunk Redneck/ShadowSplicer

Drunk Redneck/ShadowSplicer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:24:59 +0000

im wasnt’ drunked when i put up that thair metal dish thingy!

By: Cletus

Cletus — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:10:54 +0000

My maw stay up there untilz I done tells her to get off the dang roof.

By: Homer

Homer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:09:30 +0000

Actually, satellites are in outer space. Satellite dishes probably fall off easily because drunk rednecks don’t understand that a mobile home can’t support them.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:06:38 +0000

But my satellite dish that I put up is still there.
*Dish falls off roof*
Awww… come on!

By: USA!

USA! — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:49:38 +0000

As an idiot englishman, or maybe a canuck, once said “Get a sense of humour please.”

By: Anti Swear Person

Anti Swear Person — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:35:07 +0000

I never said to “Kill yourself.” I just suggest not being an idiot. }:)

By: Orkan

Orkan — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:34:09 +0000

If not installed properly, yes.

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:16:37 +0000

Why are you taking this so seriously? An internet post doesn’t warrant asking someone to kill themselves. I don’t know why you kids are so desensitized to telling people to commit suicide. Those kinds of things are just vile and nasty.

By: Anti Swear Person

Anti Swear Person — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:18:49 +0000

You do know that swearing about being an idiot only makes you look more stupid?

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:11:24 +0000

Get a sense of humour please.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:10:28 +0000

So satellites fall off ever easy?

By: Anti First Person/Anti Swear Person

Anti First Person/Anti Swear Person — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:09:44 +0000

Stupidity is a quality or state of being stupid, or an act or idea that exhibits properties of being stupid.[1] The root word stupid,[2] which can serve as an adjective or noun itself, comes from the Latin verb stupere, for being numb or astonished, and is related to stupor.[3]

According to Merriam-Webster, the words “stupid” and “stupidity” enter the English language in 1541. Since then, stupidity has taken place along with “fool,” “idiot,” “dumb,” “moron,” and related concepts as a pejorative appellation for human misdeeds, whether purposeful or accidental, due to absence of mental capacity.

The modern English word “stupid” has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating). It can either infer a congenital lack of capacity for reasoning, or a temporary state of daze or slow-mindedness.

By: teigenn

teigenn — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:07:47 +0000

Ugh kill yourself.

By: Messier

Messier — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:03:15 +0000

So… this graph is

I’M FIRST MOTHAF**KAS!

YES FINALLY!