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Not funny. You get burglarized less often than you see a bird, so your dog barks at birds more often. Unless maybe you meant to use a bar chart?
Well according to the chart, 3% of the OP’s dog’s barking is done at burglars.
He’s either exceptionally unlucky or lives in a bad neighbourhood, I guess.
My mom’s house when she was young got robbed twice by the same people.
you confuse me! Just let the chart be its funny self! Don’t be all technical about it!! Thats so boring.
Burglars only burgle. They don’t attack your life. You meant to say robber, maybe?
Burglars don’t kill people? Oh, thank god, I didn’t realize that the local news stations were just making up all those peope being killed during home invasions…
If you wake up and find them, they might. Not always on purpose though.
my head hurts from trying to understand the chart+me’s comment.
Why does the burglar have to be black?
Win
I made the burglar black ‘cuz they usually wear black O_o not cuz he’s black himself… and to other peeps: I did this graph in like 2 seconds I didn’t really think about the whole bar graph vs. pie chart thing, or anything else, really.. >.<
I didn’t know they made orange trashbags???
I’ve seen pink hairdryers, though–my sis has one, lol.
And green mosquitoes… Hmmmmm…
Wow, didn’t notice that. Take the racist test from Harvard.
https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/
They forgot the most important thing – Garbage Trucks. My dogs bark their heads off every Thursday at 5:30am when the garbage gets stolen.
Or squirrels… It’s war – my dog takes it very seriously… they are plotting to attack the house and he neds to protect us all from their evil evil plans (Loll)
This must be one of those small, spoiled, untrained dogs that I have to fiercely resist the temptation to punt down a flight of stairs.
-_- You are aware of the existence of large, spoiled, untrained dogs, right? Or are you just mentioning small dogs cuz you are to much of a pussy to attempt punting a large dog down some stairs?
What? No cats? No blades of grass? No postman? No bicycles? There’s a huge list I could name for all the dogs in my neighborhood, and they all start at 5:30am with the garbage truck. And, yes… most of them are the small, spoiled, untrained, “puntables” that the owners consider accessories as opposed to pets, seen regularly in “outfits”. *shudder*
My dog was fairly big and still annoyingly barked at everything. My neighbors complained; but they think its ok for them to buy a dog that barks at anything, even when our dog has been sent to the pound.
Mine actually doesn’t bark at the garbage truck, but he makes up for it by barking at people who knock on the *neighbor’s* door. Oh, and he’s also actually barked at himself before, when he was scratching and he bumped against the wall and it sounded like somebody knocking on a door. He’s really not the brightest dog…
A lot of small dogs have to be kept in clothing if they are in colder places.
I hav a small dog and I did training with him… And he wears clothing often (all winter, and most past of early spring and fall). He has no hair on his belly and very tin hair on his body. I really don’t get the people who find this disturbing and “shudder”???? I know plenty o bigger dogs that don’t understand half the words my dog does and misbehave. Mine never chewed furniture, shoes,…
And he is well trained for the most part, but I keep on upping the bar slowly. He doesnt bark at the garbage truck, bycicles, other dogs, or strangers on the street… unless the’re coming for the door. He’s more int the mailman and squirrels, or hunting those little mice that live unser sheds.
I hate people who hate small dogs. All dogs are the same and don’t know their size. My dog might be small, but he’s very very smart and knows over 150 words at 3 years old…
Why. Why is every other graph that makes it to the front page about dogs.
Haha, yea, dogs are a big pain in the a**:D
Well, I liked the chart. I have a little Jack Russell who will bark viciously at the wind in an effort to save my life. He also barks viciously at the slacker next door neighbor whenever the kid comes and goes. And then there’s the “necessary” schooling of the cat at 3:30 a.m. He’s a great little dog and is fiercely loyal/protective of me. He makes me feel important. : )
My dog barks at the worst times, like when I’m holding my cat who has really sharp claws
Thankfully this is the opposite for me. My dog barks at nothing unless we’re playing but she woke us up at 2:30 in the morning barking at someone breaking into our apartment last Spring.
Way to go dog! I hope it was enough to deter the break-in and the person was caught.
K, now lets make a clever chart on retarded dog owners who can’t teach their dogs manners or have the ability to control obnoxious, unnecessary bad behavior. “LOL MY DOG IS BAD ISNT IT FUNNY LOL!!1!ONE!!”
I think this chart works lovely demonstrating the retarded owner… obviously this poor dog isn’t socialized or exercised and was never trained right from wrong. I feel bad for it! The owner is pissed at the dog but should be pissed at himself for being a horrible owner.
I’m not mad at my dog. I love my dog. And she is now trained. But before she was trained, she barked at a lot of things. Dogs don’t start out being trained. She’s a corgi, which is in the herding group; these dogs tend to bark more often at things than dogs from other groups..
I, for one, love how Alex said “obviously this poor dog isn’t socialized,” etc etc. Well, Alex, obviously you wouln’t know a joke even if it jumped on your face and broke your nose.
The comment by Dog Trainer is equally as thoughtful. He/she OBVIOUSLY thinks he/she is very intelligent and very mature – I mean, why else would the person use inaccurate words, grammatical mistakes, and an idiotic quotation that is meant to be funny but in fact shows immense stupidity?
You’re all idiots for thinking Siletta, the graph-maker, is a cruel, rascist dog owner. Learn to take a joke. That is what this site is for.
They forgot flies. And anything super tiny with wings.
The vaccume cleaner “save me from vacuming please”
The also left out leaves, squirrels and other dogs that are barking four blocks away. And my peach-faced love bird used to screech whenever he heard birds on television.
I don’t understand what everyone’s complaining about, looks pretty accurate to me. I had a guy steal my car and all four of my dogs were silent, but every morning when my neighbor gets in his car they go insane.
The delivery truck!
I’d have to add one to this: Aerosol cans. Anything that sprays, my dog will bark and fight it to the death to protect us! Save us from that sweet Febreeze smell! Protect us from the non-stick cooking spray!
This graph reminds me of Advice Dog.
Did anyone else notice that the “Burglars” sliver is black?
U forgot “nothing”
MY DOG BARKS AT BUGS CRAWLING ON THE GROUND. YEAH HE’S WEIRD.
You forgot “Mailmen”.
washing machines, dryers, doorbells, heart monitors, toaster ovens, microwaves, any medical equipment that emits a high pitched beep, in real life or on tv.
some people are taking this chart way too seriously, it was made to be funny and silly, not for you to actually think about it in real life terms.
Good job, chart maker, i was amused. thanks.
Maybe the Burglar will have a flashlight?
You’re spot-on about the doorbell. I cannot convince my dog that barking AFTER the doorbell is rung is pointless.
OTOH, I had a previous dog so well-trained that when she heard something outside my window at 1:30 AM and whimpered, and I thought it was just the wind blowing a tree branch against my window and told her it was okay, she believed me. Even when the burglar pried the window open and started coming in. That was not my favorite experience.
The pie chart caused me to smirk but the comments that followed dam near killed me I found them that funny.
My dog is 11 pounds, and there are 4 or 5 gigantic dogs next door, and she can scare them all away.