The judge says I can’t use bad cat puns anymore; People have groaned to death. For this I am sorry. But hey, I did hear Michelle Pfeiffer say they had to vacuum seal her cat-woman costume on during filming of that batman movie. It was so tight she’d have problems breathing and even pass out. Take that Batman nipple costume!
onlee kitteh i has lost his smart. Yoosis tayeel as passyfryur, and opinz doors liek hoomin. Sow heeid pro’ily say sum’in randumm liek, “Banena architekt graff burger olivater potaaaaatooooo!”
And, if it were looking at pictures on ICanHasCheezburger, “Wait, do humans think we actually talk like this?”
Yeah, kind of a recycled joke, but it works well in this particular context.
SPAM TASTES GOOD!
IT DOEZ!
Wow. Another friggin’ cat graph. Just when ya think there couldn’t be any more…
Murphy’s law graphs, too.
Shut up. Cats are awesome.
Cats ARE friggin’ awesome
u haz problem wiff cat grafs?
i sendz minions to gets u. u in deep litterboks now, round eye.
love,
basement cat
CEO, Catgraph Int’l, Inc.
cat response win.
The judge says I can’t use bad cat puns anymore; People have groaned to death. For this I am sorry. But hey, I did hear Michelle Pfeiffer say they had to vacuum seal her cat-woman costume on during filming of that batman movie. It was so tight she’d have problems breathing and even pass out. Take that Batman nipple costume!
onlee kitteh i has lost his smart. Yoosis tayeel as passyfryur, and opinz doors liek hoomin. Sow heeid pro’ily say sum’in randumm liek, “Banena architekt graff burger olivater potaaaaatooooo!”
honestly people who type like that are really annoying and when they do it on purpose i want to punch them in the face….
I’m pretty sure that the red portion should say ‘Feed me/I’m hungry’ instead XD
I think “I can has cheeseburger” wouldn’t be on the top million things a cat would say if it could talk.
Probably “stop trying to give me cow milk it makes me ill” should be up there, too.
Would really cats bother talking to us anyway ?
I’m pretty sure Cats do have the power of speech, but it is beneath them to speak to their minions.
Because face it, we live to serve them.
A cat would say “if I made a graph, I’d spell all the words correctly”.
Love,
Disappointed Cheeseburger
*snortle*
Hey, how come you haven’t l et me out the house for the past 14 years.
And, if it were looking at pictures on ICanHasCheezburger, “Wait, do humans think we actually talk like this?”
Yeah, kind of a recycled joke, but it works well in this particular context.
Funny, my mom says the same stuff.
I didn’t like the way you spread out the new litter in my box, so I threw up on your pillow.
That made me lol literally. Thanks. It’s true too that response.
scratch here…
You mean my parents are cats!?!?!??!111
This makes me want to cry a little bit and I’m not really sure why.
I would have had the red part (or another big part) say “what are these people doing in my house?”
Son… I am dissapoint.
My thoughts exactly
Our spelling being one of the main reasons cats are *disappointed in us.
Buen comienzo
ROFL. Seriously. I literlly fell out of the chair and couldn’t get back up for 4 minutes.