You say, hmm I dated her 3 times already, soo this time it will be the fourth. Let’s check my handy chart! Ok… 4 times…. there we go, 30 minutes she will spend.

-In addition to my regular full body laser treatments, I schedule waxing two days before my date to avoid horrid red dots. Sometimes I’ll do a diamond dust dermabraision over my body for a good exfoliation.

-One day before my date, I get a tan touch up and then bake for a few minutes to get a nice glow. NEVER more than a light tan. I also get my hair stripped and conditioned to have managable “day old” hair.

-On the morning of, I’ll hydrate for 15 minutes and run a light detox.

-At noonish, I usually set my hair unless I plan to straighten it later.

-Two hours before, I begin my hair and eyebrows.

-One hour before, I don my shirt/dress/whatever and THEN start my makeup. Makeup is usually very simple, thankfully. I like to have an hour for the look to “soften” a bit.

Then I just chill out, watch Family Guy and have a Guiness while waiting for the guy to pick me up.

I love taking care of myself.

Although, bad examples – the just-out-of-bed look IS pretty nice…

My husband was scared the first time he farted around me on like our second date. We were getting out of his truck to go inside and he said it just happened.

All I could do was laugh, because I could see how shocked and mortified he was.

PEOPLE FART. BIG FREAKING DEAL.

Now, I don’t hold anything in, however, I don’t do it in large groups or around people. I’ll just walk to a different room because nobody likes to smell that.

I’d go with the ring anyday. Like Nash said. Worst case you can sell it.

That’s how my cousins relationship was. Then she had a baby and didn’t bother with makeup anymore because she was too busy being a Mom and her boyfriend cheated. So they got MARRIED to try to fix it. He cheated again with a “pretty” girl. So now they are having their second child [on purpose!] because they feel another kid will bring them closer together.

Makes sense, right?

Especially because glam women spend half their night RE-applying make up, constantly checking themselves out in mirrors.. all that BS.

I’d rather be me, and on special dates, be me but a little more dressed up.
I don’t want to look like a cake-faced clown/whore everyday.

Glad there are other sane women out there

If a guy wants a completely fake barbie of a girlfriend, I suppose it should take her 4 hours each date. But what can he complain about? Most guys MIGHT shower and get dressed before they go on a date. 15-20 minutes tops. 30 if they style their hair with styling gel and spray on some cologne.

I don’t like this chart because to me it’s basically some dude complaining that girls aren’t fake enough and should spend half their day attempting to look like the coke-addicts of Hollyweird.

Whatever floats your boat I guess.

If you would add a third option “a girl who is moderately beautiful but really nice and has exactly your kind of humor and interests” I think it would become obvious that men really don’t care about models either (save people with too much money, there seems to be a correlation between the wealth of a man and the number of tabloids his wife has been in)

But totally agreed, usually people look good enough without preparation (save that 5 minutes to make sure you don’t have an out-of-bed look or green stuff between your teeth).

if you sleep with your boyfriend, do stand up 3 hours before him for not being dumped? i wouldn’t believe it.

i appreciate the effort she puts into it, but i think she’s doing it more for her (and those who will talk about her) than for me …

I think that’d take me about an hour tops.

*sigh* glam women -.-