Comments on: Thoughts When A Car Alarm Goes Off

By: Waffleth

Waffleth — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 00:48:38 +0000

OMG we ( me & my bro ) luv Dane Cooks vids! He’s freaking hilarious!! … AND THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!

By: jezzzzka75

jezzzzka75 — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 08:44:04 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME answer!… you know mine just went off…. where are the zombies??!!

By: ultratog1028

ultratog1028 — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:29:58 +0000

i always think “Dammit Francis!”.

I think i play too much Left 4 Dead…

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:56:45 +0000

Win.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:56:12 +0000

So true, it makes me realize just how worthless they are.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:10:41 +0000

Let me guess–you’re 15.

By: Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:08:18 +0000

I think of Dane Cook: Helloooooo, I’m a caaaarrrrr, gasoline makes me run…

By: RaptorJesus

RaptorJesus — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:04:19 +0000

I’d think: The zombies are coming!

(Left 4 Dead)

By: Gero

Gero — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:19:32 +0000

I would definately vote yes for that one!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:52:03 +0000

Haha. I once set my dad’s car alarm off and he was in a store with the keys while I waited in the car… it went off for about 10 minutes till he came out and apparently he didn’t hear it… random story

By: punctuation fascist

punctuation fascist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:24:12 +0000

Not if I meant “[your] sentence” should have been plural.

By: Writing jew

Writing jew — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:34:13 +0000

U rite sentense 2 right!!11
relax and rite de way u uants?!1

By: Ms. Saturn

Ms. Saturn — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:19:06 +0000

I think about this every time I hear one. And I was just thinking how somebody should make a graph for it.

By: Cougar Whacker

Cougar Whacker — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:05:20 +0000

New law: if a car alarm sounds for over 15 minutes, it is legal to put a brick through the windshield.

By: Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:38:49 +0000

“Sentence” should have been plural.

By: S Keppler

S Keppler — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:33:51 +0000

Should include 10% want to write a rude note; an alarm goes “off”, similar to a bomb

By: punctuation fascist

punctuation fascist — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:16:51 +0000

Sentence should end with a period.

By: Spelling Nazi

Spelling Nazi — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:57:27 +0000

“Thats” should be “That’s”

By: Alcari

Alcari — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:41:57 +0000

set
v. set, set·ting, sets

set off
1.
a. To give rise to; cause to occur

By: RJ

RJ — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:41:41 +0000

I think this circulated thru fax machines in the late ’80′s. It was unfunny then. A few stand-up comics made this joke and then threw it out. Now I see it here. Nope, still not funny.

By: Alcari

Alcari — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:40:38 +0000

well, this is what people think when it’s someone else’s alarm. When it’s your car alarm, the reaction is probably a bit different.

By: elucas

elucas — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:17:18 +0000

Fail

By: duh

duh — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:11:46 +0000

Thoughts When A Car Alarm Goes *ON*

By: Newb

Newb — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:06:32 +0000

I think “Is that my car?” should be at least 5%. That’s my first thought, then “That’s annoying” is usually second. Again though: true, just not funny.