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I think “Is that my car?” should be at least 5%. That’s my first thought, then “That’s annoying” is usually second. Again though: true, just not funny.
well, this is what people think when it’s someone else’s alarm. When it’s your car alarm, the reaction is probably a bit different.
Thoughts When A Car Alarm Goes *ON*
Fail
set
v. set, set·ting, sets
set off
1.
a. To give rise to; cause to occur
I think this circulated thru fax machines in the late ’80′s. It was unfunny then. A few stand-up comics made this joke and then threw it out. Now I see it here. Nope, still not funny.
“Thats” should be “That’s”
Sentence should end with a period.
“Sentence” should have been plural.
U rite sentense 2 right!!11
relax and rite de way u uants?!1
Not if I meant “[your] sentence” should have been plural.
Should include 10% want to write a rude note; an alarm goes “off”, similar to a bomb
New law: if a car alarm sounds for over 15 minutes, it is legal to put a brick through the windshield.
I would definately vote yes for that one!
I think about this every time I hear one. And I was just thinking how somebody should make a graph for it.
Haha. I once set my dad’s car alarm off and he was in a store with the keys while I waited in the car… it went off for about 10 minutes till he came out and apparently he didn’t hear it… random story
I’d think: The zombies are coming!
(Left 4 Dead)
Win.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME answer!… you know mine just went off…. where are the zombies??!!
I think of Dane Cook: Helloooooo, I’m a caaaarrrrr, gasoline makes me run…
Let me guess–you’re 15.
So true, it makes me realize just how worthless they are.
i always think “Dammit Francis!”.
I think i play too much Left 4 Dead…
OMG we ( me & my bro ) luv Dane Cooks vids! He’s freaking hilarious!! … AND THE PICKLES!!!!!!!!!