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Lemonade anyone?
Pac-man anyone?
FURST!
thurst!
first to fail, last to succeed.
First to aid, last to die.
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god.
Or you just make another one up out of your imagination.
GODBERRY! KING OF THE JUICE
What about my blue collar? JUICE SPRINGSTEEN!!!
And spawn four hundred more babies. But first, be sure to move to Kenya.
It’s like crystal meth in a can,
It’s crystal meth in a can,
Powerthirst crystal meth
May contain Anna Kournikova
flying spaghetti monster
When life gives you lemons you clone those lemons and make super lemons.
No, no, no. When life gives you lemons, you lob them at your enemies!
When you read posts on Graphjam about life giving you lemons, you (pick one):
A) Make lemonade
B) Develop a taste for lemonade
C) Get your dumb sister to make you lemonade whenever she’s not talking on the phone to that stupid boyfriend of hers. Like honestly, what self-respecting man would pierce his earlobe to his bloody head? And what is up with his clothes? Dressing all hippy-like, wanting to save the environment, when you dont even smoke pot cause “its not my kinda thing”????
D) Make a long, senseless comment on graphjam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN
You sir, get a high five.
choice D
ALL WRONG. When life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and laugh while the world figures out how you did it.
Your chains are fancy.
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Quantum physics
CRAP! beaten.
i was gonna say the exact same thing. except it was gonna say strawberry-banana smoothie.
ALCHEMY!!!
The win is strong with this one.
Angry Dog approves: http://ihasahotdog.com/2009/10/05/funny-dog-pictures-lemmunaid-suk/
When life give you lemons you squeeze them into your enemy’s eyes.
Or lemon meringue pie?
Or lemon sorbet?
Or marmalade?
Or just pucker up?
Yay! A graph that is ACTUALLY a little clever! And not just an obvious observation about their dog!
Whever life gives me lemons… I throw the lemon away and eat a banana
when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then stand back and let the world wonder how you did that
oh, i just noticed someone else already posted that before me
You left out the option of poisoning the lemons, putting them in a box with a cat, and letting everyone wonder how the cat is both alive and dead at the same time until they look in the box.
When life gives you lemons, you use the lemons to fashion a secret family concoction that you can use to throw at your enemies to blind them, spread on your beets to preserve freshness and dab behind your ears to atract women for wild lovemaking sessions behind the beet shed.
That graph is all wrong. When someone gives you lemons, you make songs about it.
If life gives you lemons, you squeeze them on the eyes of someone and make them cry.
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
Well you would need sugar for that, so enjoy your lemon juice.
well said.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
But unless life also gives you some sugar and some water, your lemonade is gonna suck.
And when life gives you gators…
WIN!!
..you end up with those stupid “croc” shoes…
YOU MAKE LEMON GATORADE!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice. Their flavors are isomers of eachother
When life gives you lemons, introduce scurvy into
the municiple water supply and sell them at crazy,
crazy prices.
You can’t “introduce” scurvy. Scurvy is the LACK of Vitamin C.
My formula has eliminated the vitamin C from your drinking water. Now it’s just a matter of time.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!
However, if life gives you grapefruit, squirt it in the eye of the guy next to you.
Cute! But it could be a venn diagram; those aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.
When life gives you melons make lemonade! Then drink your wine and confuse everyone to death.
This graph made me laugh pretty hard actually. Nice one.
yes yes yes!!!
Atmosphere win!
i make beef stew
Or… You go get salt and Tequila
or for those of us that can’t drink alcohol… when life gives you lemons, figure out to turn it into a damn Coke! And not a Diet Coke either!
Being Given Lemons For Dummies:
• Make lemonade
• find a girl whom life has given vodka
• party on down
when god gives me lemons i would ask for salt and tequila.
“When life gives you lemmons, throw them at people who own expensive cars.”
Jon Lajoie
or put them in your shirt and make your titties bigger! Or squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies!
the seccond one’s been done, whoops.
When life gives you lemons, give lemons life!
or you laugh at them those silly yellow fruits
i actully laughed
u make bef stew obviously
I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
I was going to say that!!!
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say “hey, what else ya got??”
Ya know, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s ginna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna have my engineers create a combustible lemon that burns your house down!