Comments on: Do you have homework?

By: Matthew

Matthew — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 09:45:58 +0000

The longer you put it off the more likely you are to get sick before you get it done and thus miss out on having to hand it in the next day. DUH!

By: Charizard632

Charizard632 — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 02:20:23 +0000

omg! I should start doing my homework now, and it’s 8:20!!

By: loler27

loler27 — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:37:14 +0000

This should also lead to the “Get a life” block. Although this kind of pattern has happened to me before, it is not common. Usually I get the work done at a steady rate, although it does get slightly faster over time. Not very noticeable, though.

By: loler27

loler27 — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 02:31:44 +0000

Well, it depends on the pre-existing situation. If he hasn’t done homework enough times in the past, the next one may be the punishment.

By: Citteh

Citteh — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:08:33 +0000

Because I live under the logic of “Hard work sometimes pays off later, laziness always pays off now.”

By: Someone

Someone — Mon, 31 May 2010 10:38:43 +0000

10 minutes on english, and 4 hours on chinese…

By: jinxed

jinxed — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:40:50 +0000

Who gives a week detention for not doing homework?

By: Orange

Orange — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:01:15 +0000

But I like non-flying birds… I think they are nicer.
The flying ones seems to always poop all over the place.

By: canttopit

canttopit — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:29 +0000

LOL I’m doing this right now.

By: Vega

Vega — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 09:39:39 +0000

I agree with you, and believe me that’s how I would do it…

but most of the time homework is put off not beccause there’s something I’d rather be doing,
but because the homework is something that force me to cause myself physical pain so that I might servie the expirience.

By: Gregour

Gregour — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:58:12 +0000

Yes and birds are also nice when they sing, or perch pretty.

By: Window Creeper

Window Creeper — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:49:51 +0000

yes, i agree

By: Window Creeper

Window Creeper — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:48:30 +0000

Hi five!!!!!!!

By: Gentry

Gentry — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:06:55 +0000

Actually, this is not the case. I always put my homework off and I have never failed a class and I’m in engineering. I totally agree with this flow chart for the most part.

By: papajon0s1

papajon0s1 — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:17:51 +0000

Well, I don’t have any homework. Therefore I must get a life? I thought I had one and its going pretty ok. This graph needs a little more work me thinks.

By: workin' nazi

workin' nazi — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:59:45 +0000

that would be me…
i tend to do better homework at 11pm. the clock is telling me:
do it now or its a weeks detention!

By: Blits

Blits — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:18:43 +0000

Does homework include 3 assignments due tomorrow? Yes? No?
YOULIE.

I will not give in.

(Swears silently)

This flow chart hit to close to home.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:11:27 +0000

LOL, everyone has homework! Even people who haven’t been in school for three years!

By: katchoo

katchoo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:28:41 +0000

I posted this on FB for all my students and friends taking classes. I believe in multislacking myself.

By: The Wizard

The Wizard — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:24:47 +0000

Get a life!

By: sage

sage — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:13:47 +0000

Making homework pays of later, postponing it pays of right now.

By: Procras.. eh ill fill this part in another time

Procras.. eh ill fill this part in another time — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:14:41 +0000

I have an 8 pg paper due at 9 am and its midnight. so what do i do? i get on facebook and see a link to this. so what have i been doing for the last 20 min? reading all the comments given and now giving my response to this page.

By: An elite

An elite — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 04:01:26 +0000

For me, the usual flow is:

335 hours remaining (end of class, two weeks before assignment is due): assigned
335.9 hours: start work on assignment (0 pages)
334 hours: pronounce work as bad, delete (length at time of delete: 1 page), subconscious thinking starts
47 hours: get help on assignment right after last class before
16 hours: start really doing the work (0 pages complete)
7 hours: pick up the pace by a huge factor (1 page complete)
0.1 hours: completed (final length: ~7 pages), print, staple, sign honor code
0 hours: turn in

How it works:
335 hours – 12 hours: subconsciously doing the work
12 hours – 3 hours: developing a means for transcribing thoughts to words
3 hours – 0.1 hours: the actual transcription

Main advantage: your brain doesn’t crash the way a hard drive does, and it is always processing information

By: aNNDY

aNNDY — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 03:53:19 +0000

Haha Love it.

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:58:15 +0000

“Is the homework due in less than 12 hours?”

This author is entirely too responsible.

Try 2 hours.

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:56:23 +0000

Birds are nice when they fly.

By: Travito

Travito — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:03:49 +0000

I thought this was GraphJam, not FlowchartJam.

By: Ringtail

Ringtail — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:58:06 +0000

This flowchart only really works for high school homework. You can tell the people in college (especially freshmen level classes) that procrastinated or didn’t do their homework at all because they’re the ones that fail and choose easy majors.

By: :)

:) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:57:53 +0000

haha good point. Although when you have homework due you think “i can’t plan anything with my friends because I have to work..” and then at home you just end up on facebook..lol

By: o.O

o.O — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:35:00 +0000

I love how they insinuate that watching TV, checking email and doing facebook is having a life.

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:20:59 +0000

“Get a Life”

Uh… Really? If I’ve checked all the websites I look at daily, and nothing’s happening otherwise, I think I’ll do my homework.

By: Paz

Paz — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 07:44:18 +0000

Pity you never went to school, you wouldn’t understand this chart!

By: poop

poop — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:35:08 +0000

The longer you put it off, the more free time you have… duh.

By: MAgic Shampoo

MAgic Shampoo — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:37:49 +0000

Mhe that English paper can wait ;P

By: it's that kid

it's that kid — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:27:03 +0000

the funny thing is that I have homework I should be doing right next to me. ha.

By: d4m4s74

d4m4s74 — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:36:03 +0000

same here, for example for System and Network Engineering class I had to write a script, I started in class already and well, it was “standard” would have been a C or something.

My HD crashed and I had to rewrite it in 10 minutes.
A++

By: person

person — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:33:43 +0000

12 hours!? try 30 min

By: jzimbert

jzimbert — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:02:01 +0000

Seems like there are a few questions missing. Like “Can you finish the homework during Homeroom?” Or “Do you have study hall or lunch before the homework is due?” And “Can you just copy your best friend’s work in the hallway before class?”

By: Nebton

Nebton — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:00:08 +0000

For me, it definitely depended on the subject. I remember noticing an inverse relationship between how long I spent on an English paper and my grade for it. I suppose the longer I spent on it, the more I destroyed the natural flow of it, and I was unfortunately incapable of restoring that flow.

By: Tourist on this planet

Tourist on this planet — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:42:02 +0000

Yes, folks. This is how a flow chart is supposed to work!
(I usually fell under the “get a life” portion of the chart. Can you tell?)

By: StCyr

StCyr — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:37:34 +0000

Not necessarily. Some people work better under pressure.

By: JulianKingOfNothing

JulianKingOfNothing — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:19:55 +0000

Smartest graph ive seen

By: Maiden!

Maiden! — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:10:23 +0000

homework is gay like Luke Perry

ugk, i really do watch too much Family Guy 8D

By: wraitii

wraitii — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:02:58 +0000

Yeah, but the earler you start, the better it is…

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:45:57 +0000

Homework is a gaseous activity – the earlier you start it, the longer it takes.

By: Oozed

Oozed — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:41:29 +0000

I understand that this is plain logic, but we constantly tend to defy logic.

I always postponed my homework-to-do, tellin to myself “yeah, I’ll have time to do it later”…then at a point realize that I have no time left.

By: Seller Of Smut

Seller Of Smut — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:15:52 +0000

I never understood putting off homework. The faster you finish the more you get to be lazy for the rest of the day without worry. Why have homework looming over you?