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Fail. I’m tired of these graphs that just take a shot at somebody. The only people who might like this are people who hate Dane Cook (or whoever the target is). Other than that, there’s nothing enjoyable about it. It’s not funny and it’s not clever. I don’t have a problem with taking shots at people, but at least put some thought into it. (Plus, it’s just another misuse of the Venn Diagram.)
Dane Cook is fun to take potshots at because he’s utterly everywhere and he’s utterly not funny at all whatsoever. He’s like pop music or anything else in popular culture that gets marketed like that – no useful content whatsoever, but you still can’t get away from him to save your ass.
If George Carlin was still alive, he would be in the overlapping section.
R.I.P. George Carlin, funniest comedian there was
Yeah, but the audience of people who hate Dane Cook is pretty big, especially in his home town.
His older stuff was funny, but he needs new material.
Agreed. His stuff now is still kinda funny, but his old stuff was the best. And I can see why people dislike Dane Cook (His jokes go a little too far sometimes) But I don’t like it when people knock him. I respectfully ask whoever made this graph to take it down. Or is the staff could.
Don’t be such a whiny douche.
Take it down!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
“could the staff here please remove the thing that makes fun of someone I like? The things that make fun of stuff I don’t like are fine, but please make sure the things I don’t agree with are kept far, far away!”
Shut up and deal with it.
Besides, Dane Cook ISN’T funny AT ALL, and it’s not because his “jokes go a little too far.” They’re jokes, they’re supposed to go too far. There are much funnier comedians out there that go further (and many that don’t) than Dane Cook. He’s a putz.
I like Dane Cook. He makes me laugh. What more do you ask for from a comedian?
to be more like demetri martin XD!
dane cook (whoever that is) can go die!
demetri martin w00t!
Steve is a douche and Dane Cook IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!
I don’t know what people like about Dane Cook. He’s good-looking, but that’s about all he’s got.
My official favorite comedian is Kyle Cease. Just thought I’d drop his name here…
*drop*
Win indeed. Dane Cook sucks.
Dane cook sucks. And so does Steve.
The green circle should be smaller.
This is truth.
Although his older stand-up bits were really funny. It’s just now he plays to the college crowd like a cover band made of 40-year-old men who only know Journey, Poison, and Bon Jovi. And he’s ripped now, but not in a sexy way – more in a Hulk/Carrottop, there-is-no-reason-for-you-to-have-those-giant-muscles way… because you’re a comedian.
That being said, he’s probably the only single male comedian that still gets laid.
He may have something there…….. nah.
Gilbert Gottfried gets more p***y than Frank Sinatra baybee.
So do I.
GTFO MY INTERNETS WHO** D:
he’s not ripped like the hulk, dumbass. It’s normal muscles, and its actually GOOD that he’s not super skinny and might die any minute. If you REALLY think he’s THAT ripped, you’re stupid.
Steve, i shall make a graph for you one day. plus ill make sure to misuse some other graph that i dont know the fancy name for.
Dane cook blows.
Dane cook is one of the few stand-up comedians on TV regularly these days that actually make me laugh. A lot of people seem to hate him, which I’m not even going to pretend to understand. It seems really wierd to devote so much energy on a comedien. Perhaps we need a carrot-top-he-man-woman-hater’s club?
I don’t like this post whaaaawhaaaaa.take it down now!!! Besides it is diametrically opposed to the actual empirically based reality and a misuse of the current medium of conversation.
All Dane Cook is complain about people really loudly and over-exaggerated and run around with his shirt off…You’re right, HILARIOUS.
Because of this, im never coming to failblog (lolcat, sports, etc.) ever again
Good riddance, we dun’ need people here who think Dane Cook is actually funny.
Bi*** i aint goin no where ;P
Forge, screw you. Crit, YOU WIN
Well because of this I am going to DIE !!!
I think the overlapping of the 2 circles is a little to small, I’ve seen plenty of funny comedians on tv, but i agree completely that dane cook isn’t one of them
THERE’S ONLY ONE OCTOBER!!!!!!!!
from this we learn there are as many funny comedians as there are comedians on television! all we have to replace the unfunny ones on tv with the funny ones..
Dane Cook is the drunk douchebag at a party that HAS to be the center of attention by being as obnoxious as possible. He just emanates an air of trying way too hard.
Unless Dane Cook is multiple comedians at once he should be a point, not another circle. And I also agree that the overlap is far too small.
Bad Graph.
No, he is not multiple comedians at once. He does, however, suck in so many different ways at the same time that his suckness alone counts multiple times, therefore, the graph is correct in that regard.
Point of graph?
Dane Cook is not funny
Graph is 100% correct.
What?
And then blend back in.
Who the heck is this guy? And should I duck now??
This guy is SUCH a moron! He’s hyper and obnoxious and completely not funny. Also, he looks like he raids Shaggy’s wardrobe.
I think he’s really funny.
I just watched Vicious Circle the other day on HBO and laughed my head off.
Oh well.
He’s not bad, But TONS of comedians on TV are hilarious. Jim Gaffigan anyone?
me!
I think Dane Cook is hilarious. People need to realize, that just like there are different styles of music, there are different styes of comedy. Dane Cook’s jokes reflect awkwardness and circumstance. He tell stories about events that are familiar to everyday occurances that no one pay attention to. He capitalizes on the random thoughts you have in your head, like “Man, I know it’s bad, but I LOVE when someone gets into a car crash.” He plays to the crowds who understand his random, geekyness. He’s created lingo that has become trademarked by anyone who’s ever loved his work.
The guy that does the Achmed the Dead Terrorist I think is not funny AT ALL. That’s just my personal prefrence of comedy. I think one liners are funny for like 5, then it’s lame. Again, just my prefrence.
I believe a major part of his haters are people who just hate him cause it’s cool. I’m a fan, and I could care less about what people think. I’ll like him AND his muscles all day if I like :-0
Awkwardness? Geekines?? Are we still talking about Dane Cook here?
watever Dane Cook is hilarious
Holy hell i miss George Carlin
Me too. He was a REAL comedian.
Dane Cook will never be George Carlin.
How dare you even use his name in the same sentence as Carlin..blasphemous I say!!!!
Graph is correct. Funny is Jim Gaffigan, David Cross, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Jeff Ross, Doug Stanhope, Louis C.K., etc. Dane Cook is funny to people who wear Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, John Deere, and people who have their initials as stickers on their cars, and all those people’s parents. You know, people who say “like” a lot and who think Bud Light is the beer to drink, and people who listen to Dave Matthews Band.
Jim Gaffigan? Funny? Really? If I have to listen to him do that stupid high pitched voice thing he does one more time I’ll lose it.
However, I feel Louis C.K. makes up for that. He deserves to be better known.
i dont have any of those and to me hes funny, you sir are a douche
Agreed.
I love Dane Cook and so does your MOM.
EYI HAET DAYN KUUC BICUZ SETH MECFARLUN TOHLD MI TU AM I KUUL YET?
I used to think Dane Cook was funny too for a while until I realized he ripped off so many other peoples’ material. Now I laugh my ass off to Daniel Tosh.
Yep, he’s blatant thief.
Adding that to him being a complete tard on stage, as others said he just tries too hard. He wants to be coked up Robin Williams, but it’s all an act, not reality like it was for Robin.
EVERYTHING about this guy is manufactured. He’s the N’Sync of the comedy world.
|Graphs that are on this website|Graphs that are funny|
This one should fit into neither.
*Disappears*
Let the Flames begin!
Seriously though, I like him more than you, but I think you’re right about people not liking him. I’ll accept any day that he’s not your thing, but there’s absolutely no reason to put energy into hating him, or even any legitimate criticism of how he does his job.
The one thing that comes close is I heard he steals jokes, but with claims like those are hard to exclude coincidence, etc.
BTW, You’re a Riot.
WTF? Why is everyone always dissin’ on Dane Cook? I love that guy!
SUPER EPIC WIN!!! Dane Cook steals jokes. He steals jokes so hard that he is the Carlos Mencia of stealing jokes – even more so than Carlos Mencia is the Carlos Mencia of stealing jokes. Don’t support joke thieves!!! What makes Dane Cook suck even more is that he’s not even funny – and he steals jokes. How lame is that?
That little spot in the middle where they meet up is Demitri Martin.
To be honest, lol. Dane Cook’s “circle” sound be half of the Comedians on TV circle.
?? I fail to understand your logic. I dislike current popular music because it’s either (a) a teenaged girl with stick legs going “meep meep meep” through a computer, or (b) a 20something guy with a shaved head and NO musical talent groaning through a computer. There is no musical talent involved in modern popular music. It is popular because it is marketed, very much in the way McDonald’s and Subway barely qualify as food, but are the most popular food outlets in the US, and “reality” television is mind-rotting crap for the braindead, but people f*cking watch it anyway and talk about it on the talk shows and post about it on Facebook (another wasteland devoid of content or intellect).
I like music that was created by people who have musical talent and have a desire to use that musical talent to express themselves. I couldn’t care less if it’s obscure or old or popular or if some kid with an Internet account thinks I’m a snob. And I don’t think Dane Cook is funny because he isn’t funny. At all. He’s just not. And many, many people agree with me. The guy can’t even hold a candle to Drew Carey and we all know how lame HE is.
LATFH ^
Scariest thing ever…
I was reading the comments here and suddenly Dane Cook is on TV… and he’s never on Dutch TV.
Only funny ones on tv are Ron White, Bill Engvall, and Frank Caliendo
Nice, but I think there should be a bigger overlap between the two big circles, possibly shoving Dane Cook further away from the overlap.
Agree with this graph 100%. Dane Cook is not funny!
Ya I agree with you. I really don’t think he is that funny at all.
Dane Cook is hilarious! Stop being jealous cause he’s more popular then you are. That is all.
I want too ….. :.mm::