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That’s not how venn diagram is used
Yo dudes, I’m here to say that this graph is missing something.
There should be four circles – 3 large ones which say “yes”, “no”, and “um…”, and one small one that overlaps with none of them that says “proper responses”.
Am I right. You know it.
But the truthful response is “No, the fat makes your butt look big”
Or “No the JEANS don’t make your butt look big”. Answers the question that was asked honestly, avoids the real question.
*snickers* I was gonna say…
No, your ass makes your ass look big.
proper responses. Anyone that has ever had to answer knows proper responses don’t exist. it wold basically be lie and concentric circles starting with answer gets me killed to answer gets the the sofa for the night.
Try this one: “Why don’t you try the other jeans?”
I always figure, if you have to ask, you shouldn’t be wearing those jeans.
This.
And if you ask, you shouldn’t get mad if he says “yes.” If you’re not prepared for the worst answer, then don’t ask the question!
By the way, I’m female.
Lame~
If I based my day on these graphs, I would be having a bad day.
Make a graph of it
I can’t. Only know how to complain, not contribute.
I made a graph of that once
There is no correct answer. When she asks this, develop selective deafness.
correct answer: i like big butts
you win at life.
Correct answers:
- without pause “No!”
- “nothing could make your butt look big”
Incorrect answers:
- “Yes”
- “A little”
- Pause…, doesn’t matter what you say after pause
“Not that I’m saying you do but what exactly would be wrong with having a big butt?”
sometimes having a big ass is a good thing like sum1 above me said
pff, only if it’s a girl asking her bf/hubby. us girls are allowed to be brutally honest, because we know WE ourselves wouldn’t want to be lied to and then walk around in fat pants. and i would never ask my hubby this question, i know too well i’d never get an honest answer.
whats wrong with having a big ass?
Of course this graph is only for white girls. the proper response for a black girl is “Damn straight” or even just “MMMMM!!!”
I’m white and I personally like getting the “kind of” or “a little” response. I think having some curve down there is sexy.
Good for you. My wife has a nice, round butt, and I love it.
hahaha with me it’s “Do these jeans make me look like I have an ass?” damn skinniness >.<
Only answer to this is “YES!”, no matter if it’s true.
Am I the only women that thinks yes really is THE proper answer? I sure as hell wouldn’t want to make pants that made my butt look big.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Big relative to what?
This would’ve been clever if the graph was the shape of an ass
Correct answer: HELL yeah!
At least, if you’re dealing with a woman with a nice ass. If you’re dealing with a woman with a flat, boy-ass… the proper response is: go eat a sammich!
you forget about no your butt makes your butt look big
I dont think that people understand the concept of a “ven diagram”…. did anybody go here go to high school?
i like big ass but small weight
Best answer: ” No. But your butt sure makes those jeans look big” Then ya run.
No. It’s not the /jeans/.