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Lol this is so true.
Once my cousin was eating a bag of peanuts and some coffee and a friend of time told him that that was the breakfast of champions.
I love Kurt Vonegut
yah kurt vonnegut
Vonnegut
first
Wrong-o, buddy.
Plus, nobody likes you when you say ‘first’.
Yeah, in fact, you will be trolled as well.
*Trolls*
Technically the title of the book is making fun of someone’s meal, so you could combine two of those if you felt like being really nit-picky about it.
There should be a large slice for cunnilingus.
Should include beer, also.
Funny you should mention beer. I remember when there were t-shirts from Coors……..”Coors— Breakfast of Champions”. Anybody else remember those?
Sure do remember those. Also one that said “Beer–it’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
You also say that when you are eating a very unorthodox, unhealthy breakfast, like a bag of jerky and an energy drink.
Umm….that’s what the biggest slice is talking about, man
but but… that says mocking other peoples fuds… not mocking you own!
Orange juice an’ chocolate, breakfast of champions!
win
Vonnegut FTW!
“Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.”
Dis graph. It is not lacking.
cold pizza and warm beer
breakfast of champions
Yes! The only time I’ve used that term is in that situation
actually, it also needs a wedge for mocking a meal that you are personally eating. I’ve actually heard more people make that joke about their own first meal of the day, than about others’ meals.
My personal ones that people would label as BoC -
I grew up either eating a plate of french fries, or a Totino’s Pizza, for breakfast (right out of the oven, not cold pizza – in fact sometimes I’d burn my mouth wolfing it down before the school bus got there) – and I still do, if lacking in normal breakfast foods, while having the other items on hand.
Wasn’t the actual breakfast of champions from the novel a dirty martini or the like? It was something with booze in it. That being the case, the only legitimate use for this expression should be saved as either an excuse or an admonition for drinking early in the morning.
Does Wesley Willis fall under the green bit, or should he have his own?
Deserves his own
Meh, I use that expression to mock my own eating habits, never mind other people’s…..
breakfast of champions = coca cola classic
You’re missing a very important slice “directly after sex”
This was always mentioned when we were having beer in the morning
I dunno, do that many people still know what Wheaties are and do that many people (aside from intelligentsia who read GraphJam) know Vonnegut from fricking Adam?
god, i love that book
Tabasco sauce and poptarts the breakfast of champions
does anyone remember that really old snl skit with john belushi advertising little chocolate donuts!
haha, the donuts of champions!!
does anyone remember that really old snl skit with john belushi advertising little chocolate donuts!
haha, the donuts of champions!!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2345/saturday-night-live-little-chocolate-donuts
Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie and a 1-Liter bottle of Mountain Dew; Jolt Cola and a package of chocolate donuts; Double shot espresso and a Cinnabon cinnamon roll… caffeine + ultra-sugar = BoC for those who don’t drink beer.