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and there should be a section for “all female CSIs must have uber cleavage.”
That falls under the super model thing. It probably should just be labeled as “All female CSI agents are abnormally hot.”
Uber cleavage??? Where do you see any cleavage of note? Emily Procter is probably the biggest out of the lot of them (on all three series) and she’s maybe a B cup if she’s lucky. Just ‘cos they wear low-cut shirts doesn’t mean they’re busty. They are the skinniest, most shapeless lot of stick-women I’ve ever seen.
Nice shoes, though.
Being skinny, having no cleavage, and wearing good shoes are all nessisary for modeling, so I think the graph makes perfect sense in that regard….
…. point well argued. i WAS thinking of emily proctor when i said that, but thinking back to the original ladies of the original CSI, i suppose you’re all right. i guess its just in miami you have to be half naked to solve murders.
Morons. Anna belknap or whatever from CSI NY is a but faced little cow, the lesbian that played Sarah in the orriginal was ugly and niether skinny nor overley endowed and David Carsoe is one of the ugliest women in the world. Just because you are homely women that are not on TV does not mean no homely woman ever got on TV.
i love the irony of YOU calling US morons. IMMD.
ditto, prisbro! lol
Jorja Fox actually was a model.
This is retarded, you can’t turn a list of statements into percentages. You can’t learn a larger percentage of fingerprinting than supermodels. If you put them as a percentage of these things shown in an episode, the graph would still suck, but it would at least make more sense.
Yes, that’s also what i always think with this kind of graphs… What does it actually say that one slice is bigger than another? What is the best way to present these facts? I can’t think of anything else than just a list. Which would be quite boring…
All pics posted here are judged by crew, right? How about a mathematician joining that crew…
Also how long it takes eggs to hatch and larvae to develop in human flesh.
I’m going to refer to the original CSI (because the other ones, well, suck), and say that Wendy is the only female I thought was really hot. The other ones you wouldn’t give a second glance if you walked by them on the street.
But it’s true that you can kill someone with anything. Also, either the killer is the last person you’d ever suspect, or if it’s the first person you suspected, it’s impossible to prove.
CSI also teaches you that when explaining things to your co-workers, who do the exact same things you do, use explicit details of every step you took to get to the final out come.
What is said:
“So did you get anything?”…”Well, First I took an imprint of the fingerprint. I put it in this machine over here. I checked all the local criminals and didn’t get anything. I checked ‘Cotis’ and didn’t find anyone. So I thought, why not check national databases? So that’s what I did and I found that this fingerprint is that of a man wanted for murder in Wisconsin in 1988. His name is Jack McSmith.”
What could have been said:
“Did you find anything on the fingerprint?”
“Yeah, Jack McSmith from Wisconsin.”
this is a win statement.
and that, no matter the crime, there is always semen on everything
Have you ever actually WATCHED the show? Semen isn’t actually all that common.
Anyway, the graph is pretty foolish. That’s TV for you. Supermodels are the only ones allowed on for the major parts. I mean, if I was gay or a woman, I’d so go for Grissom. That beard…
I have learned that petechia is almost always fatal. It is a mild form of bruising that a doctor pointed out I have. Since then I noticed it’s mentioned in just about every autopsy. There was one non-fatal case where they noticed it on a baby’s face.
I have learnt more about anatomy from Gray’s Anatomy than Grey’s Anatomy. The former is the medical textbook, the latter is the crappy show. I have learned more about decomposition stages from Wikipedia than I have from Bones, but I quite enjoy it. I have learned more about the American legal system from TV than I know about my own country’s. The last one’s kind of sad.
My point is that it’s a TV show, now something you’re supposed to learn off. A lot of the facts are warped to make it more interesting, and it can be quite inaccurate. If I want to actually learn about fingerprinting techniques or blood spatter analysis, I’ll look it up.
I do appreciate the joke – like they’re going to have someone who seems like a forensic scientist play a forensic scientist. (ironically, Pauley Perrette has a degree in criminology or something to that effect…)
“I have learned more about the American legal system from TV than I know about my own country’s. The last one’s kind of sad.”
that is so true. must be the results of my daily hour watching law and order svu.
You forgot to add something important! How to use photoshop to make clearly unlegible text and low-res photos perfectly readable! (i actually broke by mistake an activation code for registering a book, and using photoshop i managed to figure out all the missing numbers, all thx to CSI)
What I’ve learned from CSI:
I would kill someone with anything, if it would get this dreck off the air.
Mia Fey is the one who taught us to think outside the box. :3
Don’t forget “How to remove blood stains, don’t leave fingerprints and DNA, and how to hide bodies”