“Where are you running to?”
The bathroom, wanna join me?
“Why are you running?”
‘Cause I just pantsed the jerk who said, “Yeah baby look at that@$$.”
Who are you running from?
The five and a half inch tall elephant that was in my birdbath….
You gotta learn how to say things that will either make people laugh or faint…..
As a runner (who doesn’t run nearly as much as I should/want to be) I secretly cheer for people who are running. It doesn’t matter who it is, old/young/male/female/skinny/fat/fast/slow, I’m cheering for you.
I told my husband that I do that and now he does it too. :@)
hearing run, forest, run is daily but my most aggravating things are a) getting chased by obnoxious kids, b) obnoxious kids that like to jog along side me (but are typically too fat to keep up and c) dodging obnoxious kids that like to stand in the way, facing my direction as I’m coming at them and then try to block me while they laugh.
LOL THIS IS SO ******* FUNNY I COULS SIT HERE AND LOOK AT IT ALL DAY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the truest graph i have seen in a while. I run everyday and people always yell at me. You forgot to add “Hey, he’s beating you!” (I usually run with a few other guys and if you are behind someone you get that alot.)
God I hate this! I was born befor the movie came out and I was named after my grandpa but my mom says if she has known that movie was going to come out she wouldnt have named me Forrest :/
AHAHAHAHA the kids on my bus used to call me Forest Gump when they saw me run from my bus stop, home. Could I help it if I was excited to be away from school?
Lmao. I love being the obnoxious @$$ who shouts run forrest run. I love the reactions I get from people. I even yelled that at the after school track team. It was funny. Half of them thought I was a jerk and the other half would’ve given me a high five if there wasn’t a fence between us.
i have to deal with a crap 8th grader. he yells that, (run,forest,runnnn!) and i say, “yeah your really tough picking on a girl younger than you!” and he’s an asshole, even my dad says that, and i agree.
Speaking as someone that lives their life based on the theory that the faster you get somewhere the longer you can sit down, this happens to me every time I run anywhere from as far back as sixth grade.
occasionally they yell Run (name) Ruuuuun though instead
I get more obnoxious men yelling things like, “yeah baby, look at that ass!” more than anything
To which I turn and flash ‘em my …… hey, what’s good for the goose and such
Maybe his name is forrest. Just a thought.
Jenny!
Omg – the whole “Ruuuun Forest Ruuuuuun!” It’s SO freaking aggravating! You have my sympathies. x x x
at least it’s a complete joke to you…people think it’s funny when they yell it at me. (cross county sucks)
“Where are you running to?”
The bathroom, wanna join me?
“Why are you running?”
‘Cause I just pantsed the jerk who said, “Yeah baby look at that@$$.”
Who are you running from?
The five and a half inch tall elephant that was in my birdbath….
You gotta learn how to say things that will either make people laugh or faint…..
What a great philosophy!
As a runner (who doesn’t run nearly as much as I should/want to be) I secretly cheer for people who are running. It doesn’t matter who it is, old/young/male/female/skinny/fat/fast/slow, I’m cheering for you.
I told my husband that I do that and now he does it too. :@)
I more true graph has never appeared on this site!
I know what this feels like. I have to run often to make it to my classes on time and I hear this EVERY DAY at least once. x3
This is soooo true!!!!
This used to happen to me in my first year of secondary school, but now i’m in Year 11 and i get to do it to the Year 7′s
If they say run forest run every time, how do they have the oppertunity to say other things?
I have a friend called Forrest, and the same thing always happens to him.
When someone yells that, you gotta scream “I GOTTA FIND BUBBAAAA!!!”
hearing run, forest, run is daily but my most aggravating things are a) getting chased by obnoxious kids, b) obnoxious kids that like to jog along side me (but are typically too fat to keep up and c) dodging obnoxious kids that like to stand in the way, facing my direction as I’m coming at them and then try to block me while they laugh.
LOL THIS IS SO ******* FUNNY I COULS SIT HERE AND LOOK AT IT ALL DAY LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the truest graph i have seen in a while. I run everyday and people always yell at me. You forgot to add “Hey, he’s beating you!” (I usually run with a few other guys and if you are behind someone you get that alot.)
where do you live? never saw people yelling anything at people running
i hear “R U?” way more often.
God I hate this! I was born befor the movie came out and I was named after my grandpa but my mom says if she has known that movie was going to come out she wouldnt have named me Forrest :/
They say Run Donney.
AHAHAHAHA the kids on my bus used to call me Forest Gump when they saw me run from my bus stop, home. Could I help it if I was excited to be away from school?
Um… wouldn’t “Every freakin’ time” mean that all other responses would be 0%?
Yes. Even in Germany. But walking is just so friggin’ slow.. (eh.. but then you can just do it all day with a lot of baggage, haha..)
Lmao. I love being the obnoxious @$$ who shouts run forrest run. I love the reactions I get from people. I even yelled that at the after school track team. It was funny. Half of them thought I was a jerk and the other half would’ve given me a high five if there wasn’t a fence between us.
lol, I recently had to deal with the “run forrest” thing. being in seventh grade supplies you with a crap-load of IDIOTS, and I can’t wait for summer
…Is that you, Sam Boswell?
if they yell “run forrest run” EVERY time, then the other bars on the graph are redundant.
Yea.. I’m the person who screams that
XD sorry..
Yeah, what makes it worse is when Forrest is actually your name. It’s almost obligatory for people to yell it then.
i have to deal with a crap 8th grader. he yells that, (run,forest,runnnn!) and i say, “yeah your really tough picking on a girl younger than you!” and he’s an asshole, even my dad says that, and i agree.
LOL. The first thing I thought of when I saw the graph’s title was “RUN FORREST RUNN!” xDD Ahaha.
Speaking as someone that lives their life based on the theory that the faster you get somewhere the longer you can sit down, this happens to me every time I run anywhere from as far back as sixth grade.
occasionally they yell Run (name) Ruuuuun though instead