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First?
*prepares for flaming*
In American culture, the finger (as in giving someone the finger) is an obscene hand gesture, often meaning the phrase “f*ck you”. It is performed by extending the middle finger of the hand while bending the other fingers into the palm.
Although “the finger” has been called “the universal sign of disrespect”, it is not universal. Many other gestures are used in various parts of the world to express the same sentiment.
In the UK, Ireland and New Zealand, the V sign (given with back of the hand towards the recipient) serves a similar purpose, although “the finger” is often used.
In Italy, Poland, and countries under the influence of Russian culture (Russia, Belarus, Ukraine), the bent elbow insult is equivalent to The Finger. In some African and Caribbean countries, a similarly obscene gesture is extending all five digits with the palm facing forward, meaning “you have five fathers” (thus calling someone a bastard).
In Greece, the five fingers are spread wide and the palm is pushed towards someone in a gesture known as the Moutza.
In India and Pakistan, social circles use the middle finger gesture in the same sense that it is used in western cultures. The same is true for most South Asian countries.
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But you win crack
Can you get me some?
If the husband is licking the LEGS, I think I see the real problem here.
what problem? Sounds like a win win, now if the husband is humping and peeing on the sofa, that is a problem. On the other hand, why is the lazy bastard always home with the dog? Tell him to get a job!
Oh, I thought by legs the graph meant chicken legs, as in dinner…
Long, lucious, lovely, lady legs, it’s what’s for dinner
perhaps if you’re Hannibal Lecter that idea might be appealing
agreed. or clean the damm house!
I stay home with the roommate’s dog for most of the day, seeing as I run a business out of the home. Sweetest moment of the day: the roommate, arriving home, runs up to greet her dog. The dog, having done the following:
1. Laid with me in the sun on the front lawn;
2. Danced around the house with me to Michael Jackson’s “I Want You Back;”
3. Barked fervently to my shouts of triumph while playing TF2;
4. Consulted with me on whether I should upcharge on a quad-core processor;
5. Listened to me read aloud “The Magician’s Nephew;”
6. Stood up on two legs to beg while watching me prepare jasmine rice with curry powder and cardamom,
Turns briefly to me and, seeing my nod of approval, greets her owner with barks and licks. That dog knows who her true friends are.
What if it’s chicken legs?
Interesting Y-axis here…
“I could lick your legs all day!!!”…
Hehe… :p
Ha ha, good one! This is pretty much how it works.
lol funny and kinda creepy all at once …
Short husband you got yourself there.
Yea, I also find it sorta weird that your husband licks your legs. I mean, what is he? A DOG?
wait. what about this graph changes if the author is a dude?…
It’s roughly the same, just replace “Husband” with “Wife”
I think emptyshell here might be implying that the author is possibly gay. I don’t really understand the significance of this, unless emptyshell is attempting to insult the author by calling ‘him’ gay. Either way, I don’t really get the significance.
I’m sorry to say my cat is more excited to see me than your husband is to see you. O.o
try cooking diner, not bringing it
dinner
You should have added one more person on here, the cat who’s never interested to see you, unless diner’s involved.