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Get back in the kitchen!
Don’t tell my mother what to do.
Hilarious, and also strangely true. XD
is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Writing a paper…with a pencil? What is this, the 20th century?
This is why I only use machanical pencils.
I have two “tatoos” on my body. on on my arm, the other on my leg, from where regular pencils poked through the skin.
Er…”tattoo”. Darn it, why doesn’t this comment section let you edit or delete your own posts?
You’ve got another one there to correct, mister.
ಠ_ಠ
lol, I have one in the palm of my right hand. I was sitting on the floor and while trying to get up I somehow lost my balance and managed to stab myself with a pencil :S
This was almost ten years ago and I can still see a little grey dot where the pencil went through my skin.
Why I use pens.
They stab me.
You forgot “accidently stabbing your balls through your pocket”
O_o don’t put the pencil point first into your pocket >_>
Who keeps pencils in their pockets? That just seems like a recipe for disaster. It could stab your hand, your hip, or if you happen to be of the male persuasion, something far more valuable. Although I guess that would only be if your pencil REALLY hates you.
my brother once had got impaled on a pencil that was in his pocket when another boy jumped on his back…pencils in pockets = bad idea
I still have some graphite under my thumb skin where I speared myself brushing snow off my wool jacket, (pencil in shirt pocket, point up) during High School. By the way, 2010 will be my 60th H.S. reunion.
The war on pencil stabbings is far from over.
In 5th grade, my best friend got a pencil thru the palm… like, ouch.
I remember in either first or second grade, a pencil stabbed THROUGH my back pants pocket and UP my ass. it was VERY painful. it hurt for like, a WEEK
I remember making a kid in first grade sit on a pencil. Was this you??