Comments on: What men notice on women

By: Person

Person — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 00:24:11 +0000

Why should other females feel ashamed for putting effort into their looks? I admit, I would NEVER spend that much money on that stuff, but if some women have the money and want to spend that much money/effort on making themselves look good, that’s their business. Some guys like girls who wear all that crud. Personally? I don’t wear much makeup and don’t take much more than 15 minutes for mascara, coverup where necessary, and doing the hair. Just because it’s not what you like doesn’t mean you should b*tch about other girls for liking that.

By: Zak

Zak — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 03:50:15 +0000

Dude…. Er… Dudette…. Learn some proper english,

By: droogie

droogie — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 05:04:11 +0000

practice practice practice. don’t be afraid. the worst you can get is a hell no. But eventually you’ll get a yes. then an mmm, oh yes yes yes.

By: droogie

droogie — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 05:01:21 +0000

Our attract guys at all apparantly

By: jurtl3

jurtl3 — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 20:13:49 +0000

Sorry, but um. As a guy, I gotta say… this graph isn’t the truth. at all. So.

By: jurtl3

jurtl3 — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 20:11:49 +0000

um, you forgot their eyes, their hair, their smile… All the little things that makes up who the girl is.

By: TheChick

TheChick — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:11:30 +0000

No matter what you’re wearing…

By: TheChick

TheChick — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:24:33 +0000

By not asking people on the internet, probably.

By: Michael

Michael — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 01:22:42 +0000

It’s not sexist for men to be attracted to women. It’s natural.

By: John Curd

John Curd — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:17:35 +0000

win, surely win…

By: Raden

Raden — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 17:12:46 +0000

No it doesn’t.

By: muepsilongamma

muepsilongamma — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:06:57 +0000

so if I’m not “ideal” i should just deal with it and never have men notice me? thanks.

By: Tim

Tim — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:37:09 +0000

Yeah it does

By: lauren

lauren — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:43:21 +0000

gurl can you shut up..its a joke no duh you learned how to draw a line in kindergarden. aint no one care

By: James

James — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:03:45 +0000

Fat is a sin and should be dealt with accordingly.

By: James

James — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:02:31 +0000

WIN!

By: Blahblahblahhhh

Blahblahblahhhh — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:43:55 +0000

I think that goes without saying, panzi…true anyway ;D

By: Blahblahblahhhh

Blahblahblahhhh — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:37:06 +0000

You sound like someone I know…funny ;D

By: Blahblahblahhhh

Blahblahblahhhh — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:35:02 +0000

I’m sure that’s what the maker meant, that’s why they put THAT EXPOSES CLEAVAGE. Quit being a bunch of nitpickers, god what have these websites become…?

By: Blahblahblahhhh

Blahblahblahhhh — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:32:38 +0000

I know, right?

By: Barbie

Barbie — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:00:07 +0000

15mins? I just had mine put on at the factory. 5 seconds baby

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 23:03:57 +0000

Well played Melini

By: Grace

Grace — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 13:45:55 +0000

It does if you’re new at it…
it also depends on the mascara/eyeliner…
and some people get distracted so you also have consider that…

By: panzi

panzi — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:47:04 +0000

There is missing the biggest proportion: $0.00 no bra.

By: Aqp

Aqp — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:47:34 +0000

Haha looks like my graph made it. For the most part, I was tired and wanted to get this graph out of the way. I really could have lowered the time to apply the mascara or the cost of the perfume (although I did leave the keyword “antique” in there). And on a last note, I really wasn’t implying that they noticed the shirt.. I’m implying that they notice the shirt exposes cleavage. Bottom line women: it’s cute that you spend the time to put on make-up and get your hair perfect (my oldest sister still spends half hour doing her hair), but when it’s all said and done all we noticed was your cleavage/tight jeans

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:12:12 +0000

It’s called hyperbole… -_- And good eye make up really does take the longest… I’d say at least 15 minutes…

By: Sporkitious

Sporkitious — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 09:14:04 +0000

Forty dollar pair of jeans that will perhaps try to devour your vag. Yet for twelve bucks, you can let the girls almost out of the saloon. But boy does that bucket of eye liner go so well with that offensively intense perfume and those I’m-going-to-die shoes. >_>

By: unknown

unknown — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:24:23 +0000

hmmm and if a girl does not have cleavage?? dont you think this chart is a bit unfair?

By: Rachel

Rachel — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:34:54 +0000

Ahahahaha.

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 08:25:37 +0000

Ah.

No, was just saying some women stare ;D

By: Tice with a J

Tice with a J — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:16:18 +0000

A life with shoes may be lonely, but considering how sharp those shoes are, it’s hard to call it “point-less”.

By: Expert on everything

Expert on everything — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:03:27 +0000

Tldnl

By: Casa

Casa — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:50:54 +0000

Not if he’s lucky!
j/k
I’m married… and it’s ok, sometimes.

By: J-Money

J-Money — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:30:16 +0000

We should sue them too!

By: forge

forge — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:43:15 +0000

Eh, to a point, sure; but a great-fitting pair of jeans is STILL a great-fitting pair of jeans.

By: forge

forge — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:41:57 +0000

Totally no.

How about a friendly smile or getting my nerdy jokes? WAY better. WAY WAY.

By: forge

forge — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:40:29 +0000

Noop, when I married my previous wife she switched from full-coverage to an all-tanga wardrobe and never looked back. I can get you her phone number if you like. Women are not all or even most like you say they are, sorry.

By: forge

forge — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:36:39 +0000

Remark about a grown-up woman for the utter and total win.

By: forge

forge — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:30:55 +0000

Younger skin is more forgiving; my wife’s stupefyingly gorgeous but she’s also fortyfrmmbmrmmble, and a full kit of makeup will hit us for about $80. Lasts six to eight weeks though, except if she’s got a lot of business meetings and crap that month, then the foundation goes pretty quick. Lotta money for something that doesn’t look like it’s there at all if you’re putting it on right.

By: forge

forge — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:28:15 +0000

If he *just* stares at your cleavage, he’s probably a pervert; if he splits his time about 50/50 between your chest and your face, it means he’s male.

By: internet nerds are cool

internet nerds are cool — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:47:58 +0000

so do I, being a girl sucks.

By: smartz

smartz — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:38:30 +0000

So, if you are dressed like that in public, and say you are in the mall alone, would you mind if a guy came up to you and complimented your appearance?

Speaking of which, I am at a loss on where to begin with “picking up” women…I mean, I would like to be in a relationship for once in my life, so where should I start?

By: Squid

Squid — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:16:03 +0000

*Booty bow* (maybe some toe ogling while I’m down there)

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:53:15 +0000

That’s pretty hot actually.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:52:17 +0000

Exactly.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:50:06 +0000

Lol. Awesome.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:39:25 +0000

Oh, okay, because when you started out with, “Some women stare,” it made me think you were going in another direction. Misunderstanding. My mistake.

By: slupine

slupine — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:58:34 +0000

Seriously. When I dress like that, it’s because I WANT to be looked at.

I consider the stares to be a nice ego boost, actually.

Now, if you touch without permission, then your hand might come off for it. But that’s different.

By: slupine

slupine — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:57:27 +0000

I attracted my boyfriend initially wearing full fencing body armor. lol

I only wear the sexy stuff now that I’ve got him because it’d fun and he likes it now and then.

By: Mickey Blue Eyes

Mickey Blue Eyes — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:00:40 +0000

I disagree with the chart. I’d notice a woman’s shoes before her antique perfume. The perfume would be the least likely thing I’d notice, much less recognize it as “antique”.

I’d put “shoes” as only slightly smaller slice than “slim fit jeans”. After all, while I’m admiring a woman’s slim fit jeans, I’ll continue down to check out her shoes.

And if she’s wearing the inexpensive t-shirt that exposes cleavage, that trumps everything. I try my hardest (no pun intended) to notice her mascara/eyeliner so I don’t look too much like a perv for staring at her cleavage.