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Uhm… you switched the X and Y axes. Looking more retarded doesn’t make you wear larger wedges.
Seconded, but the content is true.
agreed
and even then, size would need to be changed to height,
or they need to put a function, such as the line y=x,
instead of a picture of a shoe…
agreed ftw
wtf deerga
But the larger the wedges the dumber they look…Don’t mean to be cruel but can you picture those ugly things in a size 11?? Ouch!
You never know, maybe it does. I mean, if you met someone laughing at fountains in a helmet wearing particularly large wedges, either could be the result.
I think the graph is very clever and well-made, but I tend to disagree with the data…
ah yes, except for what Alcari already pointed out, that the axes are switched.
i personally think theyre seeeeeeeeeexxy on the right women (:
i was waiting to see a comment like that XD
FINALLY! I was wondering if I was the only person who thought this. I want to beat these girls to death with their own shoes!
Can we include Ugg boots and crocs and flip-flops-in-the-winter? Pretty plz?
Anything with the word Ugg in it and anything that starts with “croc” and isn’t a crocodile can safely be added to the list. I don’t have a flip-flop issue unless it’s these big fatties that flippity-floppity as loud as they possibly can past my cubicle 100 times a day.
whenever I see a girl in boots in summer or those ugg things, I’m thinking, if you wear those for more than an hour you’re going to have sweaty legs and ankles, not to mention feet, gross.
Please Uggs and Crocs. But flip-flops are quite wearable in the winter in say, Arizona.
Hawaii and California, it’ll slide, but I’m pretty sure it snows in a lot of places in Arizona in the winter. o.o
Northern Arizona, yeah. Tucson and Phoenix? Not so much. Northern California gets snow in the winter, too.
What about all the dumb bimbos who wear big fuzzy boots with mini skirts in august?? Can we throw them into some quicksand?
Arizona, yes. But wearing flip-flops here in Michigan where I’m at, in the dead of winter, and complaining about cold, wet feet? No. Unacceptable.
And I’d say skinning 10 cats is NOT ok for a pair of boots, but that stuff is too god aweful to be even fur from a mangy coyote. Never heard of “Crocs”, though. I’ve probably seen them, though.
Those are those ugly things that are super-light, make your feet sweaty, and have holes in them that you can put ‘charms’ in. If you ever see some weird looking plastic bows, flowers, or Dora the Explorer in a plastic bag for sale, that’s what they’re for. Very uncomfortable and unflattering. Imagine garden cloggs breeding with swiss cheese, lol!
Was that an intended Wayne’s World reference? Cause that’s so where my mind went.
“I had to beat them to death with their own shoes….”
I, being too civilized for such things, would rather shoot the heals out from under them and watch them all fall over.
What do you have against wedges? Some of them can be pretty ugly, but some of them are nice.
Haters. To each their own.
Yes, yes there is. In the hunter gatherer since of the word.
Well, that depends… some people find amazon tall woman attractive. And Those shoes are impractical, but I find them adorable.
The rapist who murders you will find them adorable and very practical, as they will help him catch you easily.
Oooooh. See, that’s why i wear sneakers all the time! Call me paranoid, but in the news business, we don’t look at eachother funny when we wear nice clothes with sneakers. We have to run from a lot of crazy people!!
I wouldn’t say “retarded”….but rather “skanky”.
When you see a woman in a 3″ heel…fine….when you see a woman in a 7″ heel….skanky. I’ve never seen a respectable woman in a extravagantly large heel.
do you live in the red light district or something? cuz i’m pretty sure with a cute summer dress those shoes would be fine. even with some jeans and a t shirt. to eat his own, i suppose
To eat her own is DEFINITELY skanky
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
when said wedge also has ribbons/straps/cords/whatever that lace up to the wearer’s thigh… yeah, that’s skanky.
I think the point here is that wedge shoes of ’08-09 will be out of style and laughed at in pictures like big hair in the 80′s. some people like them now, just like everyone had pointy toe heel 5 years ago when wedges were trying to come back again… wedge shoes come in and out of style every 10 years or so, and right now the oversize wedges remind people over 25 of what we refered to as f* me heels, or stripper shoes. women’s heels’ styles go in phases… wedges are trendy, that’s all.
So if they wear really high stilettos instead, they’re not skanky?
No, they just become skanky all of a sudden.
That’s what I’d like to know.
That’s it’s own level of skanky, but at least the people wearing already know it looks that way. With wedges they don’t seem to realize.
Ugh, I agree with this graph. Some wedges can look…okay, but cork wedges are so nasty.
Totally disagree with this graph.
Only because you are WRONG
+95 points.
*removes her cork wedge heels and slips on crocs
*takes your crocs off of your feet, flings them out the window, and begs you to put the cork wedge heels back on… pleeeeease!
i don’t see any graph there
Well…Do you wear cork wedge heels?
What about Croc wedge heels? Would there be anything more hideous?
Croc wedge heels with Ugg-like texture.
This would give my husband nightmares.
those shoes look really cute. i’d wear it.
Guessing a fat woman or a boyfriend of a fat woman made this graph (and failed a bit) because no heel could support her weight. HIGH HEELS F**K YEAH!
Yay to high heels, but that’ not what the graph is about. The graph is about the stupid wedged heels.
I agree with the graph, almost every pair I’ve seen of these are terribly stupid. A few are OK. The cork heels are the worst.
Yeah, have fun running for any reason whatsoever in your high heels. I’ll be at that meeting on time, and get that promotion you were wanting…
actually, i can run in heels as well as i can run in sneakers; granted, there are some girls who cannot for the life of them walk in heels and wear them anyway…buuuut there are some girls who can do it very, VERY well.
So…it’s less retarded to wear standard heels where you’re more likely to fall over and break your ankle?
learn how to walk in real heels and maybe you wouldn’t need the corked training wheels
Learn how to break your arches with real heels…
I actually have a more difficult time walking in wedges then I do in heels… and I know a few people that are the same way. You just have to start out with real heels and you will never need the help a wedge supposedly provides.
Since I injured my leg in a car accident, I’m glad I can wear a heel of any height, even if it’s not too tall and even if they ARE wedges (because they’re definitely more comfortable).
What I wish is they would make more “in-between” heel heights of say, 2-2.5″. When I went to get shoes for a wedding, there were hardly any choices between near-flats and 4″ and up. Some shoe designers out there obviously want to injure and ruin women’s feet for life.
Now all we need is a ‘size of hoop earring=amount of skankiness’ graph
Totally agree with the hoop earrings comment. I’m waiting to see some large enough that one puts their arms through them–like a jacket– and they hang down to one’s waist.
when circus animals start leaping through your earrings, its time to wear studs.
Wedges are actually easier to walk in than heels, apparently.
I’d rather ship it all together then wear the wedges.
I don’t though, but I stay in rather low heels. Thankfully I’m not short.
Because shortness is an ugly thing, so you need heels?
I have to disagree. Walking in wedges feels very awkward to me. Especially compared to stilettos and normal heels.
To all the wedge haters-
My Christian Louboutin wedges would walk all over you but I’ld hate to get them dirty with your total lack of fashion sense.
I agree completely.
Well even if you aren’t skanky it’s pretty obvious you’re VERY shallow.
And calling someone a skank based on the shoes they wear isn’t just as shallow? I’m not saying you called Allie skanky b/c you said the opposite, but I’m just saying what this graph implies, and that imo it’s just as shallow a statement.
Uh? You’re backward – it’s shallow to judge someone based on their shoes.
LOL “fashion sense.” That’s totally what’s important in life.
thanks you. i love my pair of wedge heels. these people can shove it.
Agree. Learn to wear real heels and skip the wedges. You won’t need them and you won’t look dorky like you made you shoes out of the office bulletin board.
should change how retarded to look to how retarded you are.
Seconded.
how has now one commented on this guy having too much free time at work? i can haz job?
because then we’d have to comment on ALL the postings about people have too much free time at work.
I like how wedges look, so SUCK IT.
I like how every commenter that supports wedged heals thus far has used well thought-out arguments like this. Way to drive your point home.
In all seriousness, these heals are for younger teen girls who finally grew tired of make-up, so they they need something else to fill their “fashion” void.
“Heals” used as a noun? What are those? Band-Aids? I’d say “typo” and dismiss it, but you did it twice . . .
Heels. Too much World of Warcraft =/
Oh, good, let’s use the word “retarded” as a synonym for “stupid.” That’s very respectful of folks with disabilities. Fail to GraphJam for posting something so insensitive.
Seriously. FAIL.
YES thank you. i find if very offensive, and i’m disappointed in graphjam for allowing this to be posted. that’s really all i care about. as soon as i saw the word “retarded” i stopped caring about the rest of the graph.
This is like, the only sensible comment on the whole thread.
Unless you’re Miranda Kerr.
There’s something so sexy about watching a woman stagger around, barely able to walk.
Especially great when she’s carrying an SUV-purse filled with what are apparently bricks, that throws off her balance.
Throw in some cleavage, leggings+miniskirt, raccoon-eyes, and bottle-blonde with roots and you have a real winner.
sounds like a lot of girls at my school.
Which is why I said “Miranda Kerr.” The woman’s 5’9″ and probably 108 pounds soaking wet, has legs that while pretty are very slim, and still manages to look cute, elegant and sexy all at the same time walking around on a pair of idiotic pink polka-dot wedge shoes. I totally don’t get it.
How about you idiot skank women just wear flats? They can look just as good without you looking slutty. It’s not like feet are sexy anyway.
And waldy, “retarded” IS a synonym for “stupid.” Just like “gay” and “lame” are. Get over it.
I think I saw a PSA the other day about not calling people “gay.”
Now I want to see one featuring the phrase, “You (verb) like a girl.” As long as the government is attempting to regulate colloquial expressions.
Hey, it’s freedom of speech. We’re allowed to say whatever the hell we want and the government should stay out of it. Next thing you know, they’ll have PSA’s for saying curse words.
Of course you’re allowed to say whatever the hell you want. You’re still an asshole though.
ahahahahahahahaha!
Oh Yeah, that PSA had hilary duff in it?
Um, where have you been? Using gay as a synonym for lame is extremely offensive.
[references: The Office "Gay Witch Hunt"]
only to some people. i know several gay people who don’t care a rat’s ass about it, and i know one gay guy who uses it himself.
Flats hurt my feet, heels don’t. DIAF.
Eh, leave the wedges alone; they’re not that bad.. Stilettos, Uggs, Crocs and Socks-and-sandals, on the other hand….
Ready, aim, fire!
Whats wrong with uggs? I mean, they are comfortable…and…they are boots…and they are plain and simple…go with almost anything…good for my Wisconsin winters…I wish someone could give me an intelligent reason for why they are put in the same catergory as crocs?
Crocs and Uggs are birth control worn on the feet.
They’re like a short cut. Like the person is wearing a big sign that says “Hey, lets never hang out.”
*buys some Crocs, so she can avoid all of these shallow a**holes*
I dunno. I think it was easier to find cute wedges before the fashion world “rediscovered” them. Now they’re about as overdone as those shuttered sunglasses.
and just as stupid.
Duh. Welcome to the world of Fads.
I used to have a boss that would wear these kinds of shoes in public on purpose just so she could fall on her ass and sue the place.
Love how you attack wedges when only the cork ones look like crap, and not Uggs, crocs or those fur lined moccasins. I wear wedges because I’m not afraid of killing myself in them when I wear them during the day like stilettos.
Do you realise that using the word “retarded” in this way is as insulting to people with intellectual disabilities as using the “n” word is to a person of color? People with disabilities don’t deserve to be mocked in this way.
Yeah, and it causes communication problems. Like when I was telling a friend about my new teacher, I said he’s so gay. Well then I had to clarify that he is homosexual, he is not a lame teacher, however.
Do YOU realise aldyth that this is a comedy page brought to us by FAIL.org? Lighten up for goodness sake
DO YOU realize, Sara, that language has powerful implications that include the possibility of a marginalized group to subsume all implications assigned to their identity, especially if it is taken on at a young age? Realize that there is something to political correctness, for the sake of all.
If a marginalized group or a single person for that matter, “subsumes” (I do not think you are using this word in the right context but heck I will play along), anything on a comedic website such as this then their problems are way more complex then can be dealt with by a posting on said website.
get off your pc high horse. it’s not so hard. it helps when one of your “intellectually disabled” friends calls you retarded, i know from experience. oh, but pc folks don’t usually have any intellectually (or otherwise) disabled friends. because people like that have pity and indignation galore for “different” people from way up on that high horse, but they never consider that they might be an equal, and worthy of friendship, or that they might be perfectly capable of fighting their own battles. no, not the pc folks, they just have to be the ever vigilant knight in shining armor, defending the helpless from the terror of imagined bigots.
stay up there on that high horse, i’ll be down here in the streets with my “intellectually disabled” friends having a good time while you argue over semantics. and if someone ACTUALLY CALLS someone a “retard” or uses any other REAL insult, my friends and i can fight the real bigots together as equals.
Nope. I won’t lighten up when people use hate language against anyone.
only an asshole would see the word “retarded” and immediately think of intellectual disabilities.
do you see the word the word “lame” and immediately think of people on crutches?
do you see the word “gross” and immediately think of 144?
no, you don’t.
you KNOW the person who wrote this did not intend to mock anyone with any disability.
I have to agree with Aldyth. It’s just wrong to use retarded as a synonym to stupid. Have some common courtesy (or maybe you’re just common?).
did you really need to use the word retarded? it’s a slur that demeans people living with special needs. It doesn’t mean stupid. It’s means slow or delayed and shouldn’t relate to how bad a pair of shoes look. Shocking fact…people living with special needs are actual human beings with feelings. They get when you are mocking them.
It is really retarded for retards to post insults to the retarded. It really makes them appear more retarded than an actual retard, don’t ya think??
Um, I actually really like wedge heels and I own a couple pairs. I think they’re cute and they go well with a sundress or a t-shirt and jeans. I don’t see why everyone hates them so much. *shrugs*
Because people like to try and tell other people what they should and shouldn’t wear.
Anti-fashion nazis are almost as bad as fashion pushers. Except one takes your money and sometimes your health.
The other just makes you look stupid.
Feel free to assign the wrong identity to my meaning for lulz.
Thank you for this graph… one reason to be happy of my 3 1/2 …
yeah, and I bet the person who made this is 6′ 5″ and doesn’t know what it’s like for short people to be looking everyone in the chin their whole life. Or constantly hemming every pair of pants 6″ after they buy them.
Vive le wedges. And heels. and platforms. and stilts. :p
I rather see the person short then elevated…
I totally agree. kheprahotep, stop trying to make up for what you don’t have, and accept a fact about you that (probably) won’t change.
Well, then we’ll just cut your feet off at the ankle, won’t we? And bar you from getting prosthetics. “Stop trying to make up for the loss of your feet, Dfrtbx! Accept the fact that your feet are now gone and you are short! It won’t change!”
Someone explain to me how a SHOE can connotate skankiness…
It’s not like you’re revealing massive amounts of cleavage or
showing upskirt… There are pretty shoes and there are ugly
shoes. The end.
P.S. Wedges are super cute.
Shoes? Bah! Who needs shoes! Barefoot all the way!
this whole conversation is retarded and gay
The person who made this graph probably looks bad in these shoes and is just jealous she can’t wear them
Sweet mother of God, do some of you repeaters have nothing to do but fight over who is the most prejudiced towards shoes?
bottom line: If you don’t like the shoes, don’t wear them. This goes for just about everything. How do someone else’s shoes affect anyone strongly enough to make them argue about it at such great length?
Awh, some wedges are pretty cute. The one in the graph is kinda ugly though, maybe it’s because of the polka dots and bow thing in front xD
yhea whoever made this graph looks retarded themselves you screwed up the x and y axis and its a picture of a shoe that tells me nothing, blond
There is nothing that touches these for just lazing around at home. Bar sleeping I don’t take mine off now that its getting colder, they are not quite as stiff as they were when they first arrived but still extremely comfortable.
The following is a comment to almost every comment so far… WHO CARES!? … BTW if any of my other comments were replied to with “LOL” I’ll f%$#ing sue!!!!!!