Comments on: Things Men Would Do if Granted the Power of Invisibility

By: Sadie

Sadie — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:36:55 +0000

if you were to be invisible, you would also have to be blind because for people to see you light has to hit you, if you are invisible light doesn’t hit you, but your eyes need light to reflect off the the image you are looking at back onto your eyes, but if light isn’t hitting you, it can’t reflect back to you of you. So long story short, a man could be invisible and sneek into the girl’s locker-room, but he wouldn’t see anything.

By: bored

bored — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:16:08 +0000

exept you go in their room

By: Cougar Whacker

Cougar Whacker — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:16:41 +0000

That is exactly what I would do.

By: pete

pete — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:09:08 +0000

as 10% of men are gay, then the little bits should cover that much for obvious reasons
x

By: Yune

Yune — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 03:00:46 +0000

-talking into walkie-talkie while shifting quick glances to make sure no one’s looking-

They know…

By: Yune

Yune — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:52:42 +0000

nor was ‘follow someone around at random and make them think a ghost is haunting them’

By: emptyshell

emptyshell — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:37:14 +0000

You thought squid was joking? Oh that’s so cute!

*activates camo*

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:43:55 +0000

Covert information gathering to expose particularly nasty governmental/corporate secrets and upload them to the Internet. Or you could be a sneaky assassin and kill the evil people of the world.

Guess it depends upon your idea of heroic.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:09:17 +0000

That is a very hypothetical situation, and I was talking about in practice.

By: Squid

Squid — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:24:19 +0000

Not to place my values on you Nash, but wouldn’t you like to look at naked women more than just for self pleasuring purposes? Sure the one is ok but what if you have a willing partner you are going to make sweet, sweet love with, wouldn’t you want to see her naked too?

By: Squid

Squid — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:19:20 +0000

depends on how hard you try *squish*

By: Nash

Nash — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:55:22 +0000

Live or not isn’t important. Besides, the only time I care about looking at naked women is when jacking off, and I’m not gonna go around jacking off in locker rooms, even if we disregard the invasion of privacy factor.

By: =)

=) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:43:54 +0000

id steal a couple of things too, i mean y not. maybe freak ppl out while im at it

By: wanga

wanga — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:51:14 +0000

And they would kick you back because dogs (and most other animals) have far better senses than any human ever could, invisible or not They’d probably bite your azz before you even got close enough to sneak up on them, lol!

By: wanga

wanga — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:49:06 +0000

My brain is processing info really slowing right now, but exactly what *heroic* thing could be achieved with invisibility that one couldn’t do otherwise? Just curious. Not quite getting the whole invisible superhero thing… Now if we were talking about flight, second sight, or some form of immortality or what have you….

By: wanga

wanga — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:47:01 +0000

The only sad thing about that fantasy, is that when presented with The Truth, most people don’t do jack with it. That is, they backpedal and spend a great deal of time trying to unknow what they know. It’s not quite possible, but given our nation’s history, we do a pretty good job of it most days…

By: wanga

wanga — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:45:17 +0000

Um, Copter, that’s awful, why you gotta ruin the gab with your sloppy handwaving? (just kiddin’)

By: wanga

wanga — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:43:00 +0000

Yeah, Nash, but *live naked flesh* i think, is the point of the hypothetical invisible exercise. But if you are suggesting, like i’m gonna suggest, that if you snuck most women’s locker rooms, you’d break neck trying to sneak back out, ‘cuz hate to break it to ya, but most folk don’t look like the naked womens in most porn… I’ve been in a few women’s locker rooms, and babes, gotta tell ya, some days, i wish i was blind, lol!!!

By: wanga

wanga — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:40:00 +0000

LOL!!!! Squid you are too much!

By: ...

... — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:23:00 +0000

you would want to see women naked and invade their privacy when
you could have the internet??? shame…

By: Quinten

Quinten — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:34:07 +0000

Yeah, that sounds like somthing I would do:p

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:48:00 +0000

Area 51? Don’t they have a secret LOLing base there so that they can control teh intertubes? (Just joking)

By: Shadowbane509

Shadowbane509 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:44:51 +0000

Me? I’d “liberate the DEEDS to the store. Tee hee

By: varta

varta — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:19:34 +0000

I put my vote on the red portion because if all the men are given a power of invisibility they would definately sneak into women’s locker room and God! please keep this power away from these men….

By: Adam

Adam — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:13:10 +0000

heterosexist – I wanted to stare up close in men’s locker rooms.

By: Nash

Nash — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:42:14 +0000

The method for comparison is the same. You take into account effort, risks, chance of success and reward, as well as the consequences for other people and your morals, then you choose.

By: rant

rant — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:27:32 +0000

This is like comparing masturbation to sex…

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:06:23 +0000

Area 51. That’s where I’d go.

By: Brady

Brady — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:12:23 +0000

I’d be a secret agent of my own personal agenda.

By: Nash

Nash — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:17:43 +0000

I like to burn your kind to a crisp.

By: spy

spy — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:59:55 +0000

I would have sapped more sentrys.

By: sdkks

sdkks — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:55:11 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA. Wet dream of a hollow man!

By: Nash

Nash — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:52:27 +0000

The former. If I want to see naked women I am fully capable of using the Internet instead of invading someone’s privacy.

By: Awful Copter

Awful Copter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:29:27 +0000

it says “power of invisibility”
i don’t understand what you mean by “it’s the things YOU’RE (YOU ARE) wearing” and how it correlates POWERS

but then you contradict your first argument with “magic”
pick one and stick with it

until you do i’ll be working on obtaining the super power of containing my sexyness

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:48:50 +0000

But it’s not you that’s becoming invisible – it’s the thing your wearing. And if they can create mirrors that let light through one way, and reflect it another, then why can’t they create a little bit of material that does the same, so you can see out of it and not walk in to things? (Well – unless you’ve snuck in to the locker rooms, then bumping in to things might not be so bad….)

If an actual person could become invisible (rather than just the cloak/jacket/etc they are wearing) then that would be magic, and since it is magic, it would take account of the seeing problem and make sure you aren’t completely blind. Because that’s what magic does

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:45:26 +0000

You do seem to be protesting a great deal about men not doing this…. Is this because you really don’t get why men might want to see live naked women, or because you do get it and don’t want to admit it?

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:43:46 +0000

But there is a difference between listening to Wicked! on CD and going to see it live in the theatre.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:14:17 +0000

I’d prefer to prank people, or fake hauntings. Maybe I’d “liberate” a few expensive luxuries from the store.

By: jjmblue7

jjmblue7 — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:11:40 +0000

Well, except the ten roughly 10% of the red chunk that should say “Sneak into men’s locker rooms”

By: Pencilsharpener

Pencilsharpener — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:00:04 +0000

Why wait until you’re invisible when you could do that publicly? Anyone who has had the ‘pleasure’ of knowing a wiener dog would cheer you on.

By: Lemmi

Lemmi — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:56:50 +0000

But is that really ALL it is? I think you’re missing the point of porn.

By: Alison

Alison — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:11:25 +0000

I would use it to fake my own death, and then watch people cry at the funeral.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:58:13 +0000

I would kick wiener dogs.

By: oxy10

oxy10 — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:22:31 +0000

Oh come on! Superhero needs to be much bigger. I agree the many would sneak into locker rooms but superhero is pretty awesome!

By: Awful Copter

Awful Copter — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:33:13 +0000

camouflage is not invisibility. that would be like a person with a flamethrower saying he has the super power of control fire

By: Jan

Jan — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:22:59 +0000

hmmm… honestly, for me the main attraction is the chance to know The Truth about all those rumours etc… I mean, girls locker room is understandable, but CIA headquarters, the Pentagon, The Oval Office, the Kremlin, the UN…. thats cool.
And no, that doesn’t come under the heading of “Secret Govt Operative”, ’cause i sure as hell wouldn’t be working for them. Recording Top Secret discussions and releasing the recording on the internet, more like.
Of course, perhaps i’m just a paranoid information junkie…

By: penguin_man

penguin_man — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:45:09 +0000

I’d be able to kill people more often…

By: Nash

Nash — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:32:53 +0000

Well, watching porn is not the same as running into locker rooms to spy on women. The latter being invasion of privacy and disrespectful, not to mention pointless when there’s, as stated, PORN on the INTERNET.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:29:28 +0000

Oooh, biology WIN

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:28:36 +0000

Yeah, because adult men never watch porn. which is…um, naked women.