Comments on: How people know who Chuck Norris is

By: pacdomo

pacdomo — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 01:51:09 +0000

because those people are either in a coma or dead

By: Cooper

Cooper — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 10:09:56 +0000

Chuck Norris is a beast.

By: Mr. Dingleberry

Mr. Dingleberry — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 13:21:30 +0000

Jokes!!?? You better pray Chuck Norris didn’t hear that. It’s Chuck Norris FACTS!

By: Andromanche

Andromanche — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 01:50:33 +0000

Roundhouse kick to the face.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:31:07 +0000

I had no idea who Chuck Norris was until I went on the verydemotivational website and looked him up. This graph is so ON!

By: bored

bored — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:09:04 +0000

no from his foot in their face, shattering every bone in your body

By: Dogy9006

Dogy9006 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:12:16 +0000

If you don’t know who chuck norris is,
then you will feel what Chuck Norris is!!!!

Know chuck norris

By: iliya

iliya — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:58:35 +0000

i love you chak

By: george michael

george michael — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:39:57 +0000

you fail

By: poke-lover

poke-lover — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:37:58 +0000

NERDS jk

By: Karl

Karl — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:05:32 +0000

Hell Ya

By: omgcheez

omgcheez — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 18:02:22 +0000

You forgot Barrens Chat.

By: pedro

pedro — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:37:50 +0000

Don’t forget Conan O’brien and his “Walker Texas Ranger” skit!

By: Gustav

Gustav — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:28:45 +0000

If you replace “people” with “people who are also Internet geeks” then the graph would be accurate. Walker, Texas Ranger should be the biggest part.

By: Matt Scheaffer

Matt Scheaffer — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:43:40 +0000

Kung Fu? Amazing. I never realized he was in Chinese Kung Fu when he practiced Japanese Karate and Korean Tae Kwan Do. He was in ONE Bruce Lee movie which COULD be considered a Kung Fu movie. All his other movies where action movies that rarely had anything to do with martial arts except that he used them. Mostly cop movies, war movies, etc. Kung Fu movies. You are a dumb ass

By: Mike GC

Mike GC — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:19:56 +0000

What’s Connect Four?

By: EmoStandsforEmotional

EmoStandsforEmotional — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:53:30 +0000

I’m One Of Those Youngsters Who Knew Chuck Norris Through Chuck Norris Jokes
BTW
He Can Slam A Revolving Door :O
lol
Just Kidding

By: X6Gothic6Chik6X

X6Gothic6Chik6X — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:04:20 +0000

I second that.

First thing I noticed that was missing was Barrens.

(P.S. For The Horde!)

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:16:48 +0000

That’s awesome.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:13:04 +0000

Are you sure it’s not negatively? See joke referenced above your comment.

By: Homer

Homer — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:40:57 +0000

and which one of his fists you will die by

By: Kristen

Kristen — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:59:00 +0000

No slice for the Delta Force films?

By: Twolives

Twolives — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:11:33 +0000

Barrens chat should be a wedge…

By: Chemicool

Chemicool — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:10:20 +0000

Fail… cyanide isn’t on the Periodic Table of ELEMENTS, because it’s an ION.

By: Kmantle

Kmantle — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:49:29 +0000

And where you are

By: fiona

fiona — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:16:12 +0000

I am proud <–? to be one of the people who knew about Chuck Norris from Walker Texas Ranger, not from the jokes, by watching it since grade school…

By: CDthe

CDthe — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:09:23 +0000

One of the guilds on our WoW server is called ‘Voidwalker Texas Ranger’

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:10:42 +0000

Thank you, Captain Obvious!

By: meooot

meooot — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:16:21 +0000

i was gonna say that.

By: Skroting

Skroting — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:38:05 +0000

I think all slices in this chart should fall in under “Jokes”.

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 22:01:15 +0000

All Chuck Norris has to do is Roundhouse Kick him once. BAM

Sparkleward would be dead in an instant.

For safe measure, let’s give CN a flamethrower.

By: Nika

Nika — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:50:07 +0000

from laughing.

By: hello

hello — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:40:33 +0000

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying down. He struck oil.

By: Endarkened5

Endarkened5 — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:19:37 +0000

Well, Laly loves twilight, I have alot to say too you. First, CN. Who has those initials, is incredibly dangerous, and is the topic of this graph? Second. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!GO BURN THAT BOOK!!!! KILL EDWARD CULLEN!!!

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:13:15 +0000

Can he win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in two moves?

By: mamarosa

mamarosa — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:24:02 +0000

I was on an episode of that show. Srsly.

Frank Stallone (Frank Bishop) singer in a club scene. (I was in the band)

Yes, Frank is Sylvester’s younger brother.

By: Laly loves twilight

Laly loves twilight — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:29:41 +0000

i dont get it. really.

By: Endarkened5

Endarkened5 — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:56:53 +0000

Cyanide is one of the most dangerous chemicals in the entire periodic table. Only minute quantities are needed to ensure the death of a person.

With the chemical formula of C n, you wonder why?

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:45:16 +0000

I actually first heard of him through the Walker show.

My dad always watched it…..

By: Stephen

Stephen — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 08:14:03 +0000

My 5 year old came home from Kindergarten one day talking about Chuck Norris but not knowing who he was. I put Walker Texas Ranger on the TV and you would have thought I had introduced him to Batman.

By: MyChemicalApocalypse

MyChemicalApocalypse — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:06:04 +0000

haha im such a loser. i didnt even know what he was in. just heard the jokes.

By: crxmanpat

crxmanpat — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:23:13 +0000

This chart is all wrong. People don’t know Chuck Norris “from” anything. Chuck Norris simply forces the knowledge of his existence directly into your brain!

By: moooooooooo

moooooooooo — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:25:07 +0000

I’ve never even heard of Walker Texas Ranger.

By: gavin

gavin — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:48:39 +0000

chuck norris killed two stones with one bird

By: Happenstance

Happenstance — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:58:42 +0000

What about the Saturday morning cartoon and comic books?

By: nostromo

nostromo — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:44:24 +0000

Dont worry if you still dont know who Chuck Norris is…he knows who YOU are…

By: aaron m

aaron m — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:29:00 +0000

No one even knows how the Chuck Norris Jokes began…. they started because in his movies he always seemed to have some superhuman quality that was always better than everyone else. And the jokes basically make fun of it, not negatively of course

By: Waspala

Waspala — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:24:43 +0000

My favorite has always been, “Chuck Norris doesn’t tea bag, he potato sacks.”

By: Paranoimia

Paranoimia — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:26:17 +0000

Arrrrgh!

By: burningled

burningled — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:24:33 +0000

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.