Comments on: Reasons for washroom visit at a restaurant

By: TheZelephant

TheZelephant — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 16:48:59 +0000

I seriously lol’d at above comment. You, my good sir, WIN!

By: Stabby

Stabby — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 00:04:55 +0000

Killing the chef counts, no? but then again, that’s normally done in the kitchen. But there are things laying around he can use to defend himself. It’d be easier to drown him in the toilet. ((How do you screw up a ceasar salad? Seriously!))

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 21 May 2010 17:29:13 +0000

your life has no meaning. Please end it promptly and save the resources for someone who matters more than you. Like Hugh Jackman.

By: bill

bill — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:26:32 +0000

you know what’s also a urban legend
women can’t spell

By: ClariPossum

ClariPossum — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:28:19 +0000

Yeah it always weirds me out when someone in the next stall ANSWERS their cell phone. It’s like, can’t it wait 30 seconds? LoL

By: Kevin T.

Kevin T. — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:55:04 +0000

Oh please. Winston Churchhill was a dirty boy.

Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.

I’m sure Brits are even dirtier than Americans.

By: DK

DK — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:13:34 +0000

Actually the gossip/makeup circles should be MUCH bigger than the other circles.

By: 'Kini

'Kini — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:22:02 +0000

Excuse me, sir, in your hair in good order? i was wondering if –hold on, gotta take this call.
Yeah?
No. No way.
Okay.
Yes.
Maybe later.
No.
Uh Huh.
The one with the piercing, or the one becky gave head to?
You don’t say! Twice?
Kay, talk to you, later, give nanners a hug.
Bye.

–Sorry.
I was going to ask youif you had time for a lay?

By: Austin

Austin — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:44:57 +0000

learn to spell: “deodorant:

By: David

David — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:47:10 +0000

In my experience splitting the “wash hands” 50/50 between men and women is being too generous…

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:49:51 +0000

LMAO.
Are you some sort of IDIOT? I have never told a blond or Irish joke. This graph is sexist and stereotypical.

So please get over it.

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:48:35 +0000

Actually, I change my tampon, use the restroom, wash my hands and leave.

So, no, it’s not true for ‘every girl’.

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:50:09 +0000

hey can i get the soap from the box you’re standing on so i can wash my hands?

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:46:53 +0000

oh really? i thought you were saying you had very dexterous toes

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:44:55 +0000

i have the sneaking suspicion that you are british…am i right?

By: Joe Schmoe

Joe Schmoe — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:36:02 +0000

we’re talking about a restaurant here, not a school

By: Wyndham29

Wyndham29 — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:17:57 +0000

You people need to lighten up a bit. After all, I thought that the point of this site was to have a laugh, not a fight… And if you can’t take a joke at your own expense (I’m talking to all you people crying “sexism!”), then you need to take a long hard look at yourself. Have you ever told a blonde or an irish joke? I bet you have, and those are just as stereotypical as this graph.

By: Chole

Chole — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:41:49 +0000

This is so true for every girl but for men they dont do neither. *Wink Wink* LOL. XD

By: not amused

not amused — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:15:16 +0000

Okay, so sometimes we take marginally longer to go to the bathroom than men do, and sometimes we take significantly longer. The latter category can be divided into good reasons (like tampons or a brief makeup touch-up) and bad reasons (like chatting on the phone or redoing one’s entire hairstyle). The second set of activities does happen and it is usually rude. That doesn’t mean the entire female half of the population needs the bad rap for it. I’m just as annoyed with men not washing their hands as with my female friends holding us up. And I’d rather, if they are going to take that oh-so-important call, that they take it away from the table. It’s so rude to be on the phone or doing one’s makeup in a restaurant, no matter how not fancy it is!

By: lil miss dopey

lil miss dopey — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 08:37:22 +0000

I have to admit its true. But changing a tampon is quite personal dont ya think.

By: f1shsticks

f1shsticks — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:36:58 +0000

*in the toilet
(sorry it was bothering)

By: f1shsticks

f1shsticks — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:35:43 +0000

you forgot dropping an exspensive electronic of yours the toilet

By: Joey

Joey — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:52:09 +0000

So, you’d be comfortable saying “I’m going to go wash my hands in the toilet after defecating in it?”

The toilet and the room are different things. In this language, at least.

By: VmKid

VmKid — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:19:39 +0000

GTFO.

By: Kim

Kim — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:26:38 +0000

Haha. When did stereotyping women and basic sexism become funny, again?

By: kelly

kelly — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:54:19 +0000

Well, the men’s room stinks too much due to the urinals, so even if they wanted to gather for purposes of chatter or what have you, it wouldn’t be in that stinky place.

By: DixieDarlin

DixieDarlin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:58:52 +0000

There are actually some girls (ie. me) who don’t take 45 minutes to go to the restroom…

By: Dav

Dav — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:33:41 +0000

clever

By: confucius

confucius — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:16:12 +0000

dude, we all have different ways of saying the same thing. In the Navy, we all call it the “head”. Before that, at home it was the bathroom, washroom, can, but rarely have I heard someone say “I’m going to the toilet, I’ll be back.” And don’t use such language, it only makes you look more idiotic

By: steph

steph — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:59:00 +0000

you forgot cry!! lol girls + crying in public = rest room

By: Claire

Claire — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:00:30 +0000

The gossip circle should be bigger.

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:14:03 +0000

Those are the only reasons half the restaurant employees show up for work.

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:13:04 +0000

(from the waiter)

Or killing the customers. Especially the obnoxious loud ones who won’t take a cutoff even though they’ve had $200 worth in an hour, or the fat angry ones who will call the corporate office to complain because we are out of sugar-coated deep-fried lard balls.

By: Rose

Rose — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:08:27 +0000

Not necessarily true. At every restaurant where I’ve ever worked, the back door has an alarm for the purpose of keeping employees from sneaking out to have a cigarette/smoke pot/sell drugs/engage in indecent activity instead of doing their jobs. Most of us would go to the bathroom for something as tame as phone use.

By: Flipper

Flipper — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 09:17:35 +0000

You forgot “puke up food” and “cry” as well. I’m so glad I’m not a girl, having to wait in lines everywhere just to pee (and wash hands after) would be annoying.

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:45:07 +0000

Men don’t wash their hands

By: Nostawyn

Nostawyn — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:29:02 +0000

I still think it’s rude to be on the phone at dinner, or to check your make-up, or whatever. Unless you only go out for fast-food, in which case no one uses the bathrooms because they’re generally dirty. I never really go out to eat with people I feel the need to impress, either, but I still try to be polite.

Besides, talking on the phone or doing personal grooming isn’t just rude to the people at your table. It’s rude to everyone else in the restaurant, too.

By: Nött'z

Nött'z — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:39:57 +0000

Your forgot vibrators, they can be used as vibrators. o_O

By: Samuel

Samuel — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:55:43 +0000

I disagree. The chance of a man relieving himself is higher than 50%. Women sometimes go to the bathroom just to apply makeup.

And the wash hands should be larger on the feminine side, men are pigs.

By: DragonKatt

DragonKatt — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:36:36 +0000

Um…girls taking care of ‘feminine’ issues should be the same as ‘relieving oneself’.

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:20:19 +0000

Glad I’m a guy is all I can say…

By: The Ugly ONe

The Ugly ONe — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:05:40 +0000

It wasn’t forgotten. It’s included in “relieve oneself.” Nice job.

By: The Ugly ONe

The Ugly ONe — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:04:02 +0000

Gossip is one of several other choices. They are listed as reasons – to a reasonable person, they should appear neither exhaustive nor applicable in every single case (just some). Where does it ever imply all women gossip?

By: The Ugly ONe

The Ugly ONe — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:59:47 +0000

I wash my body with my junk. SCRUBBY SCRUBBY SCRUB

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:03:10 +0000

One standing up for oneself and their ilk makes one high-strung and without a life? Huh. That’s as absurd as this graph is.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:58:49 +0000

Oops, my bad, I loooooooooooove misogynistic jokes with absurd stereotypes of women!

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:58:06 +0000

I don’t usually go out to eat with people who I’m worried about behaving properly in front of. I don’t burp or fart at the table, I use a napkin, and I’m polite, but that’s kind of the extent of it.

If my friends can’t continue the conversation without me for about 1 minute, that’s not my concern, they’d be without me even if I left the table. I don’t mind if they do, either – with one exception! If they’re the kind of person who yells into the phone instead of using an inside voice, that would be extremely annoying.

Formal dinners? Don’t even answer your phone. Put it on silent. People can wait 2 hours for you to leave!

By: Usoki

Usoki — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:26:11 +0000

And -I- was referring to the teenage “in” crowd, who can’t bear to be separated from their phones and who are always checking their appearances in the event that someone might come up to them and ask for a lay.

By: Manly Man's Man

Manly Man's Man — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:59:18 +0000

(and by ‘foot’ it’s implied that I’m wearing shoes and I’m pushing the door open by its kick-plate)

By: Manly Man's Man

Manly Man's Man — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:57:22 +0000

I, for one, always wash my hands. Then I either open the bathroom door with my foot or use toilet paper to grab the door handle (to avoid getting the bacteria/viruses applied to the door handle by you non-handwashers).