Comments on: Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend

By: very true now

very true now — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:10:33 +0000

i have to blame the lesbians for this, i am a straight man, looking to meet a normal woman who is not nasty and does not have a very bad attitude today. for the record, it is not my fault that women have changed for the worse.

By: Im so hot lol

Im so hot lol — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:17:57 +0000

Oh, and i’ve got 8 lvl 85 characters and im proud of each of them!

By: Im so hot lol

Im so hot lol — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 23:14:46 +0000

Im a 15 old boy from Denmark. I’ve played wow since i was 11 years old, of course i’ve taken some breaks but i learned 2/3 of my english from playing World of Warcraft and 1/3 from school, just saying^^ And i have a girlfriend by the way…

By: Onyx Netherwing Drake

Onyx Netherwing Drake — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:20:44 +0000

It’s because your a paladin, everyone hates palys. So make like a rouge and get to level 85 and own guys k? Then maybe girls will like you(yes I’m a girl)

By: Lawlz

Lawlz — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 08:41:42 +0000

I’m a level 80 paladin,
But I’m female and have a boyfriend . . .

By: Samantha

Samantha — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 22:34:08 +0000

hey! My bf is a level 85 Paladin….And no I don’t Play WoW

By: Team_Victoria

Team_Victoria — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:08:27 +0000

Try D&D it’s much harder…
level 15 is super-powerful and if you get past lvl.40 you are as powerful as a lesser deity…
:]
i’m a level 20 *evil laugh* blackguard which is the exact opposite of paladin.

By: ultimacj

ultimacj — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 23:05:42 +0000

I like how all the “females” here are trying to “cheer” up players considering 1/2 the comments here are prob bogus considering the fact that girl gamers are rare enough as it is, especially where I live. I don’t play WoW though level 85 Paladin is possible (I play on FFXI) Cheers!

By: Utsura85

Utsura85 — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:51:51 +0000

btw I’m only like LEVEL 10 HUNTER but thats cause people wont let meh play…..

By: Utsura85

Utsura85 — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:50:18 +0000

def *thumbs up*

By: Utsura85

Utsura85 — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:47:59 +0000

Level 80 Paladin?! Now If you were a Level 80 WARLOCK, like my bf, you’d totally get chicks.

By: Nerdyredneck

Nerdyredneck — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 16:47:04 +0000

Wow, I have no idea how this “thread” devolved into it’s current ugly state but I want to take a second to tell the author, that this one is my favorite. People type LOL all the time when they maybe just smiles a bit but I really LOL’d when I got to the punch line!

Good job, excellent setup then an excellent knock down!

By: Chanchan

Chanchan — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:35:56 +0000

The fact that a woman needs attention is very true but that doesnt mean you need to give up your hobbies for her. Find someone who wants to join in on your fun, also make sure you do things that she likes. Relationships should be fair I know plenty of people that are married and play WoW together.

By: Chanchan

Chanchan — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:32:38 +0000

you sound pretty awesome Glad you could find someone to share your interests with.

By: Chanchan

Chanchan — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 23:31:05 +0000

Im a chick and i have a Lvl 80 Rogue Thats how I met my boyfriend <3 If your girlfriend wants to spend time with you then get her on WoW, that way you can spend time together while doing something you love. Remember to give her love and attention!!! Play in the same room so you can have the physical connection while you play.

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:17:33 +0000

Everything except the red majority is me.

By: Sean

Sean — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:05:30 +0000

Cool thing is, I could read the Latin part thanks Mr. Scannapieco

By: J

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:35:25 +0000

Clearly it’s because you won’t do anything that’s not easy.

By: will

will — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 22:06:25 +0000

/\ win =D im a lvl 80 druid lvl 79 DK and i had a gf but she was a bit hem hem off the deep end

By: Takhissis

Takhissis — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:23:56 +0000

Really? My boyfriend is a lvl 80 paladin, and I’m a lvl 80 DK
PS. Cataclysm is gonna rock!

By: Jokezfish

Jokezfish — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:15:13 +0000

Yeah, if they crit on Cupid’s Shot then your really screwed

By: Jasmine!

Jasmine! — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 17:13:46 +0000

Aww, I bet your adorable. Besides who cares if your popular or not, or have a paladin whatever that is. :p

By: derp

derp — Sun, 30 May 2010 21:22:59 +0000

i bet you’re ugly

By: Sparrow

Sparrow — Tue, 11 May 2010 06:23:22 +0000

My boyfriend is only level 20, but I love him anyway ^^

By: n00bs slayer

n00bs slayer — Mon, 03 May 2010 23:12:49 +0000

I’m not a nerd. I’m a cognitively developed intellectually gifted individual whose mental development and functioning is of a significantly higher level than the average human being. Yes? Would you like me to repeat that again?

crud french translation:Je ne suis pas un nerd. Je suis un individu cognitif développé intellectuellement doués, dont le développement mental et son fonctionnement est d’un niveau sensiblement supérieur à l’être humain moyen. Oui? Souhaitez-vous que je vous le répète encore une fois?

now in latin:I’m non a nerd. I’m a cognitively developed intellectually donum unique cuius mental development quod muneris est of a significantly superus campester quam mediocris terrigenus. etiam Would vos amo mihi ut revolvo ut iterum?

By: Nath

Nath — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:53:06 +0000

I searched this secondly, but I saw the Runescape version in an IRC first, made me cry laughing (Mostly because it applied entirely to me) same difference, really. I’m going to make it into a shirt and wear it proudly. At least for a little while

If anyone curious, the difference is the last part said “I’m a maxed runepure with turmoil.” For any who get it, cheers!

By: EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS

EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:40:02 +0000

“Nerd”….?
We prefer the term “Intellectual Badass”

By: Missa Sin

Missa Sin — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:49:51 +0000

The problem isn’t that you’re a geek; the problem is that you chose a pally. ^_~

By: BOBBY SO ITS WHATEVER!!!!!!

BOBBY SO ITS WHATEVER!!!!!! — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:13:13 +0000

LOL MY DAD WILL KIK UR A**!!! HE IS STRONGER THIN U WILL EVER B. MY PALIDEN IZ LEVEL 120 AND I NO HOW TO KIL THAT BIG MONSTER N THEENGLEVOINE FOREST!!! LOLHAHAHAHALOL U SUK AND U CANT KICK A**

By: A GIRL!

A GIRL! — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 20:55:04 +0000

And a pally of all things!

By: -_-

-_- — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:32:09 +0000

No offence, but any 80 palladin can facerape an 80 warrior

By: John

John — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:53:31 +0000

One last thing, ANYBODY CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND, i mean ANYBODY.

By: John

John — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:48:50 +0000

I have to say this graphic is completely TRUE, I mean, I started founding girls when I stopped playing WOW, and I was a lvl 80 not paladin but warrior.

Girls require a lot of time and tons of attention, my suggestion is if you rather play WOW, then play WOW, that just means you are not ready for a girl, the time will come.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:17:48 +0000

Im a level 80 DK so suck on that (BTW I have No Life)

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:16:04 +0000

OMG its Like u stalk me

By: Jester

Jester — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:29:19 +0000

i had a lvl 70 paladin…. it’s been a long time.. funny thing is while i played teh WoW, i had a girlfriend… and now that i don’t play.. i am girlfriend-less…

kinda makes u think…. hmmm….

k thxs…

By: evapor8ed

evapor8ed — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:09:33 +0000

Lvl 80 paladin and I’m married. Of course I’m also a chick, but I’m the one who got him playing. Works for us just fine.

By: evapor8ed

evapor8ed — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:07:24 +0000

Congratulations?

By: evapor8ed

evapor8ed — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:06:20 +0000

But in order to make a DK you have to level something else to at least 55. So technically he’s done the work.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:54:48 +0000

I PLAY A NIGHT ELF MOHAWK.

By: Condor

Condor — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:55:34 +0000

it’s funny that many commentators seem to draw the conclusion nerd=intelligent. On what grounds? The fact that a nerd can be intelligent does not mean that all nerds are intelligent. faulty logic.

By: Lolrus

Lolrus — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:54:10 +0000

3 of my friends are related, One guy’s wife plays, and his bro plays too . . . don’t even say people who play WoW can’t have friends BTW, they have 3 kids!

By: Lolrus

Lolrus — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:28:31 +0000

Yeah, i think that the price could be toned down a little bit, but i play wow, and have plenty of friends, so . . . Suck on that Fool

By: Harry

Harry — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:35:17 +0000

LOL!
I had an 80 hunter on WoW but then i realised WoW is a money drainer >_<

By: Richner

Richner — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:19:18 +0000

lol this is my life in a graph form!

By: Doriustina

Doriustina — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:54:02 +0000

Lame! DK’s are easy DOWN WITH HORDE!!!!!!!! ALLIANCE IS THE WAY TO GO…..UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A HORSIE TAUREN!!!

By: Doriustina

Doriustina — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:52:07 +0000

lol that describes me perfectly PALLYS FTW!!!!!!!

Sicerely,
Doriustina Realm-Demon Soul

By: katiejoe

katiejoe — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:53:34 +0000

what is paladin?? lol

By: la

la — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:49:13 +0000

soooo funny!!!!!

By: Janara

Janara — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:40:21 +0000

Believe me, you have to be smart to play such games well, it seems easy, but in Guild Wars, you can also farm, do dungeons, run and many more, if u dont know that, its hard, if u know that, you first need to do MANY things, spend MANY money, and have BRAINS

Also, I kinda faal for the gamer-type, because, theyre not like: I’m here, I can have all the girls, I’m the greatest, theyre much better friends than jocks

And as last, does it really matter that he is a jock a normal guy or a geek/nerd if you like/love someone?
I dont know for you, but for me, it doesnt matter, as long as he is who he is, and noet pretending to be somoene he isnt.