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Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend



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Why I Don’t Have a Girlfriend

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  1. Missa Sin says:

    The problem isn’t that you’re a geek; the problem is that you chose a pally. ^_~

  2. EmO_gUy_LoVeS_tHe_BoOkS says:

    “Nerd”….?
    We prefer the term “Intellectual Badass”

  3. Nath says:

    I searched this secondly, but I saw the Runescape version in an IRC first, made me cry laughing (Mostly because it applied entirely to me) same difference, really. I’m going to make it into a shirt and wear it proudly. At least for a little while ;)

    If anyone curious, the difference is the last part said “I’m a maxed runepure with turmoil.” For any who get it, cheers!

  4. Sparrow says:

    My boyfriend is only level 20, but I love him anyway ^^

  5. Jasmine! says:

    Aww, I bet your adorable. Besides who cares if your popular or not, or have a paladin whatever that is. :p

  6. Takhissis says:

    Really? My boyfriend is a lvl 80 paladin, and I’m a lvl 80 DK ;)
    PS. Cataclysm is gonna rock!

  7. J says:

    Clearly it’s because you won’t do anything that’s not easy.

  8. Gonzo says:

    Everything except the red majority is me.

  9. Chanchan says:

    Im a chick and i have a Lvl 80 Rogue :P Thats how I met my boyfriend <3 If your girlfriend wants to spend time with you then get her on WoW, that way you can spend time together while doing something you love. Remember to give her love and attention!!! Play in the same room so you can have the physical connection while you play.

  10. Nerdyredneck says:

    Wow, I have no idea how this “thread” devolved into it’s current ugly state but I want to take a second to tell the author, that this one is my favorite. People type LOL all the time when they maybe just smiles a bit but I really LOL’d when I got to the punch line!

    Good job, excellent setup then an excellent knock down!

  11. Utsura85 says:

    Level 80 Paladin?! Now If you were a Level 80 WARLOCK, like my bf, you’d totally get chicks.

  12. ultimacj says:

    I like how all the “females” here are trying to “cheer” up players considering 1/2 the comments here are prob bogus considering the fact that girl gamers are rare enough as it is, especially where I live. I don’t play WoW though level 85 Paladin is possible (I play on FFXI) Cheers!

  13. Samantha says:

    hey! My bf is a level 85 Paladin….And no I don’t Play WoW

  14. Lawlz says:

    I’m a level 80 paladin,
    But I’m female and have a boyfriend . . .

  15. Im so hot lol says:

    Im a 15 old boy from Denmark. I’ve played wow since i was 11 years old, of course i’ve taken some breaks but i learned 2/3 of my english from playing World of Warcraft and 1/3 from school, just saying^^ And i have a girlfriend by the way…

  16. Im so hot lol says:

    Oh, and i’ve got 8 lvl 85 characters and im proud of each of them!

  17. very true now says:

    i have to blame the lesbians for this, i am a straight man, looking to meet a normal woman who is not nasty and does not have a very bad attitude today. for the record, it is not my fault that women have changed for the worse.

  18. wallFly says:

    hmm.. real advice… not sure if i approve.

    step 1: boost yourself. going out on a good date is always stressful if it’s the first time. i say blessing of sanctuary if your nervous or maybe blessing of might if she’s a big ‘un, blessing of wisdom if she’s one of them brainy types. always good to be prepared

    step 2: food buff! i recommend fish feast, you could use the extra stamina, trust me.

    step 3: if you’re on a date and someone gets mouthy, let them – then wack em with the righteous hammer, that always impresses the girls. oh then, find a wounded person and heal them. that’s sexy.

    step 4: you get home, then it’s time for some Divine Intervention!! just cast that then head to the bed, bow chica bow wow

  19. Nash says:

    You failed with Step 1, and then failed even more with Step 4. You might find women, but will you find women who share your interests?

    Besides, way too much effort.

  20. RudieCantFail says:

    Righteous Hammer, eh?

  21. Flemy says:

    Omg, laughed so hard XD

  22. eee says:

    I agree. Introducing new social activities is good, but they have to be social activities that YOU enjoy, not just “where the guys/girls hang out.”

    As a woman, people often tell me I should go to football, baseball, basketball, or hockey games to meet men. And it’s true – I probably would meet some nice gentlemen there… but then there’s a problem because I don’t actually ENJOY any of those things. (Maybe the hockey. Haven’t been yet.)

    I’d much rather meet someone in the bookstore or at a computer-themed get-together; that way I can reasonably expect that he’ll share those interests, and won’t want to spend all his time going to sporting events and dancing!

    While there certainly are happy, healthy relationship in which both partners have markedly different interests, IMO it’s asking for trouble to go LOOKING for a person in a venue which you know doesn’t interest you in the long run.

  23. Nash says:

    People tell other people a bunch of crap about what they should do. They can’t accept you just don’t care if you’re single. It’s like they are trying to get everyone else hooked too. I’ve noticed the same behavior in drunk people, trying to get others to drink, and smokers as well.

  24. RudieCantFail says:

    The things I listed in Step 4 were merely examples that came immediately to my mind.

    Of course, look for activities related to your own interests. The points were that a). you’re not likely to meet new people to date when you have a small social circle and b). participating in organized social activities takes the pressure off getting to know new people, because you’re there to do the activity, not solely to meet potential dates.

  25. RudieCantFail says:

    Being single is fine if that’s what you want. However, the graph made by the OP would suggest that he does not want to be single, hence the advice.

  26. A troll warrior says:

    da hamma of jusize:)

  27. myolbiz says:

    wahaha.. funny post

  28. GMan says:

    i lol’d

  29. UltimaCJ says:

    by priorities you mean? this can be a # of things lol

  30. Nothing (seriously) says:

    sure thery like it. this one kid is shunned by everyone at school and nobody likes him for that reason

  31. GirlGamer says:

    Sorry but if no one likes him, it is not solely because he is a nerd.

  32. Chanchan says:

    you sound pretty awesome :) Glad you could find someone to share your interests with.


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