Comments on: What My Husband Wants For Dinner

By: 5dollarfootlong,)

5dollarfootlong,) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 02:50:40 +0000

It could be he dosent want what your suggesting with the blue pill
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By: Onyx Netherwing Drake

Onyx Netherwing Drake — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:16:02 +0000

He is helpless. All males are

By: Onyx Netherwing Drake

Onyx Netherwing Drake — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:15:22 +0000

I shall kill you now for thinking females are inferior

By: Ben Leroy

Ben Leroy — Mon, 30 May 2011 02:54:12 +0000

You just won this, um argument? Discussion? I am pretty sure its not thread. Well anyway, you won. Congratulations.

By: Hobbit823

Hobbit823 — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 13:20:11 +0000

This is the internet, what do you expect?

By: _Gallean_

_Gallean_ — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:23:43 +0000

Wife who know how to cook, how to use a computer AND posts on graphjam = epic win!

By: _Gallean_

_Gallean_ — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:21:01 +0000

In a cooking pot on a furnace?
In an oven at 100°+?
In a water cooker?
In a glass in a microwave?
With a huge laser beam firing from your eyes?

By: Mhenlo

Mhenlo — Sun, 03 Oct 2010 21:25:52 +0000

You Sir are so god damn right

By: yum

yum — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 05:18:15 +0000

mmm sammich

By: rachel

rachel — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:17:21 +0000

me + this graph+the comments=LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: nerdyrpgirl

nerdyrpgirl — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:08:10 +0000

You know its snarky women like the two of you who give the rest of us a bad name. I happen to be a woman who ENJOYS “my place” in the kitchen. I just happen to like cooking and if he wants a pizza he can order it just means I will have to spend less time cooking tomorrow night and we both potentially have lunch the next day if needed unless I already made his sandwich. So STFU and stop counting one mans asinine comment as the opinion of the entire male gender.

By: PB and J?

PB and J? — Fri, 28 May 2010 04:46:52 +0000

I bet he wins that game you just LOST.

By: Kay

Kay — Tue, 25 May 2010 23:07:12 +0000

It doesn’t matter if his wife is an amazing cook if he still wants a pizza.
And how bout you shut the frak up before I cook you for dinner, pig?

By: savagekitty

savagekitty — Mon, 24 May 2010 22:14:57 +0000

Wife who cooks for you (wtf, it’s the thought that counts) AND knows how to use a freaking computer = WIN

By: aaaa

aaaa — Fri, 14 May 2010 15:37:49 +0000

Sexist pig.

By: Barfy

Barfy — Tue, 11 May 2010 21:49:59 +0000

Gaaaah. You guys don’t know how to cook. You cook blueberries at 9 degrees for 30,000 seconds.

By: fat nasty

fat nasty — Tue, 11 May 2010 20:29:50 +0000

You guys, the thing she cooked is obviously a kidney stone.
And everyone knows you cook blueberries at 9000000.664˚ for 2.8699999 seconds.

By: fat nasty

fat nasty — Tue, 11 May 2010 20:26:44 +0000

But it’s the truth.

By: Chrizzie

Chrizzie — Sun, 09 May 2010 10:46:36 +0000

No, don’t you mean, over 90000˚ for 3 seconds?

By: n8

n8 — Sun, 09 May 2010 08:21:49 +0000

Smurf wafer.

By: n8

n8 — Sun, 09 May 2010 08:20:32 +0000

Nah. Wait, agree.

By: i feel insulted

i feel insulted — Tue, 04 May 2010 23:25:06 +0000

Replying is fun

By: why do u need to know

why do u need to know — Tue, 04 May 2010 21:10:42 +0000

That’s not funny.

By: Star

Star — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:34:03 +0000

How do you cook a glass of water?!

By: Star

Star — Tue, 04 May 2010 20:30:07 +0000

I’d say the second option.

By: Mystii

Mystii — Tue, 04 May 2010 19:49:06 +0000

Well, aren’t you nice…eating her food to make her happy that you like her cooking.

By: Lost

Lost — Tue, 04 May 2010 19:29:49 +0000

wow im lost so the wife cooked playdough… no wonder the husband ordered the xxxxxxL pizza…. LOL… 0.0

By: something clever

something clever — Tue, 04 May 2010 16:06:54 +0000

don’t you mean, over 9000˚ for 3 seconds?

By: Me

Me — Tue, 04 May 2010 15:46:16 +0000

He wouldn’t hgave to order pizza in the first place if his girlfriend knew how to cook. Even if she can’t cook, she can still make him a sandwich and STFU.

By: RiceCakes

RiceCakes — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 06:12:04 +0000

Creative, Lawl

By: CakeMan

CakeMan — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:28:28 +0000

Yo Momma Sucks Hard…..

By: mea

mea — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:00:13 +0000

win!

By: Blaixx

Blaixx — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:16:06 +0000

why isn’t there any mushrooms on the pizza?

By: Blaixx

Blaixx — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:11:23 +0000

put in in the oven at 900˚ for 3 seconds

By: holycowpeople

holycowpeople — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:15:09 +0000

Well I thought it was funny! My husband loves everything I cook, even when its got a bunch of spinach and healthy stuff in it. And he appreciates healthy food! But a part of him would love to eat pizza for every meal. (Me too!) So we both laughed at this (:

By: techdragon

techdragon — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:20:06 +0000

lol, matrix win
(what the husband said)
DANGIT MARGARET!! I WANTED A FREAKIN RED PILL!

By: tylonfoxx

tylonfoxx — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:39:33 +0000

well…
(A) have him cook
or
(B) take cooking classes

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:24:03 +0000

This one actually made me laugh out loud. I don’t know if that was just an anomaly or if the graph is actually any good.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:58:04 +0000

Well, despite Nash’s efforts to always be so negative all the time, I applaud you for your gratitude to your wife. Food is good for the body, mind, and soul, so yes, it is definitely a way of expressing care and affection. My husband is the one who cooks most of the time in my house, and even when he makes something that doesn’t completely float my boat, I still eat it because I know he made it from the heart. Plus, I grew up on somewhat meager means, so I appreciate whatever I get. Some people take stuff like that for granted.

By: blueberry

blueberry — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:39:40 +0000

How do you cook a blueberry?

By: Trakrat

Trakrat — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:41:31 +0000

total win!

By: omgcheez

omgcheez — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:35:08 +0000

It’s a blueberry!?

By: Edward

Edward — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:21:09 +0000

Your husband wants to eat nested gobs of play-doh?

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:44:08 +0000

Well if you cook for two people you can’t really consider just what one person wants. Perhaps the wife doesn’t like pizza. Not that it’s anything to complain about; either cook just for yourself or make something the other person actually wants to eat.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:36:51 +0000

I can’t help being picky. It’s counterproductive to eat something that makes you vomit.

And as for it being unbecoming, well that only matters if you care about such things.

By: A.Brod

A.Brod — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:08:28 +0000

Lol. You my friend kick ass

-Bob Dole

By: Philip

Philip — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:52:42 +0000

You cooked a small blue indistinguishable blob? No wonder your husband won’t eat it.

By: MLD

MLD — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:02:32 +0000

Win!

By: Morn

Morn — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:13:24 +0000

This graph is sad in more ways than one.
First – it fails because the left side alone answers the graph title. Right side is extraneous.
Second – it shows that the graph maker does not care for what her husband wants – all while creation of the graph serves as the evidence that she CLEARLY understands what it is he wants.
Thrird – there’s a hungry husband somewhere out there whose wife would rather post on GraphJam then cook a proper dinner…

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:24:51 +0000

Yes…That pretty much sums it up. My wife is a wonderfuil cook and I’m less than steller in the kitchen. To me,cooking for someone is a way of expressing care and affection and I’m always touched by that and never will take it for granted…
And yeah…I’m a guy. I kinda figured that when I mentioned “wife” that it would be a give away…